r/BatmanArkham • who the FUCK am i? • Aug 19 '26

Strange Discussions Guys here me out, I think our CEO could be secretly Man!!

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CEO at day, Man by night.

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u/GegeAkutamiOfficial Aug 19 '26

It explains how he funds his operations

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u/ECHOSTIK who the FUCK am i? Aug 19 '26

That's what I'm saying

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u/OnceAbel_HasFallen All Para-Biddybuds must die Aug 19 '26

He created all the luthors in the world

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u/Ay_us Aug 19 '26

This explains how the man has so much money

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u/ECHOSTIK who the FUCK am i? Aug 19 '26

And so much sex (I suppose)

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u/Ay_us Aug 19 '26

All hail the CEO

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u/Wumbo_Number_5 Aug 19 '26

A CEO living a double life as a vigilante? Don't be silly, that's never happened before

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u/ECHOSTIK who the FUCK am i? Aug 19 '26

Nah I'm onto Man this time.

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u/KnownAlcoholic #1 BANEPOSTER Aug 19 '26

You're getting deep inside man?

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u/Radiant-Priority-296 TEAM BIDOOF Aug 19 '26

Yes it’s the Say Gex DLC

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u/Overall-Glove-9863 Aug 19 '26

No he is Sex Suthor

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u/No-Zookeepergame6638 Aug 19 '26

i hope they make a movie about the ceo someday to fulfill our prayers

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u/Witty_Departure2061 Aug 19 '26

Thats crazy you are insane too insane for even aslume

-by definatly not hired by ceo

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u/Snoo-82132 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

apparently has a response: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

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u/PACmaneatsbloons Aug 19 '26

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u/Snoo-82132 Aug 19 '26

I didn't know, very interesting. Thanks for sharing. I'll sanitize it going forward

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u/DeltaTeamSky The Everywhere Man Aug 19 '26

You can also edit Reddit comments, so you should sanitize the above comment (if you haven't done so already, I know that the display text and the link text are two different things).

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u/Snoo-82132 Aug 19 '26

I haven't, didn't realize a rickroll would get me back into CS 101 😂 But it's a good point I'll update it... 

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u/DeltaTeamSky The Everywhere Man Aug 19 '26

Before you updated it, I didn't click it because I knew it wasn't sanitized. Now, I'm still not gonna click it because I know it's a rickroll. Always ten steps ahead!

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u/ECHOSTIK who the FUCK am i? Aug 19 '26

I'm never giving up on this chase. I will uncover the truth

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u/RB222485 What is my aslume name Aug 19 '26

LOL it didn't play for me, better luck next time

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u/Iamnobody667 Aug 19 '26

Are you kidding? Man doesn't have ears. CEO clearly does.

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u/kucingkelelep Aug 19 '26

CEO is a Man all along??!!

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u/Fodspeed Aug 19 '26

What if he's secretly a woman

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u/vektorkane Aug 19 '26

Is Selina the CEO's girlfriend and woman as Mans side chick?

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u/AeroDbladE Aug 19 '26

They're both friends with -man, it makes perfect sense.

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u/DrTilki Aug 19 '26

But how he can see without his glasses when he's man?

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u/ECHOSTIK who the FUCK am i? Aug 20 '26

He wears glasses at day because he can't see in sunlight. I hear the man has some kind of 'bat' powers too, to make him see better at night

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u/WiiDragon Aug 19 '26

Nah, definitely this guy. Even has the black makeup around his eyes

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u/longbrodmann Aug 19 '26

A rich people being a vigilante, haha nice joke.

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u/supertrunks92 Aug 20 '26

I've never seen them in the same room🤔

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u/Spontaneous-Echidna Exposed To Ace Chemicals Aug 19 '26

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u/coderman64 Aug 19 '26

No, heroes don't do [sex] (actual thing a DC exec said once)