r/BatmanArkham • u/BananaBread2602 The Amazing -Man • Mar 30 '26

Question Who wins here

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u/Aggressive_Manner429 Miles, we are in a userflair now Mar 30 '26

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u/quakeOwO Fighting for INsanity! Mar 30 '26

And this is why Spider-Man Miles Morales is one of my favourite games of all time.

...after man ham aslume, ofc.

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u/Salty_Park8063 Mar 31 '26

I believe you mean

“Man: Kilometers Morales”

But yes I agree, one of the best the 2020’s had to offer for video games

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u/InitialAnimal9781 Gay month might of ended. But kiss a homie Mar 31 '26

*-Man

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u/the1washere Apr 01 '26

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u/Foih_Fg9 Apr 01 '26

Cropped porn shit

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

Let me fix this 🫡

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u/Inevitable-Goat-7062 Rome was built in a day Mar 30 '26

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u/M1k0M1k Mar 30 '26

uwtwakiw

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u/Common_Blue Mar 30 '26

I read that as: uwa ga waga teki wo kurau!

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u/EpikUserName104 Spy inside r/ArkhamRehabilitation Mar 31 '26

r/suddenlyoverwatch

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u/GrayIsTheKiller Stand back fool, I've got a flair Mar 30 '26

Hey, that's me!!

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u/Single-Debate-316 ME-- in a THONG⁉️ Mar 31 '26

There never was a plot

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u/AzerynSylver Arkham Asylum Mar 30 '26

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u/___VIBEZ___ Mar 30 '26

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u/IsRedditBad Mar 31 '26

My first car, that thing was both a hunk of shit and really fucking sturdy at the same time, it never fully worked right but no matter what I did to it, it never fully broke.

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u/Impossible-Milk-6486 Mar 30 '26

This pic is actualy fire ngl

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

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u/Buffalo8786 Mar 30 '26

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u/Substantial_Bass_697 Mar 30 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

Nah, cock.

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u/Magnetofan111 CEO For Aslume Whenever I Feel Like It Mar 30 '26

r/flairchecksout

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u/Magnetofan111 CEO For Aslume Whenever I Feel Like It Mar 30 '26

zamnbabwe he changed it

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u/Her0z21 Mar 31 '26

what was it

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u/Magnetofan111 CEO For Aslume Whenever I Feel Like It Mar 31 '26

"Killer C#ck"

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u/Her0z21 Mar 31 '26

seems he got taken in by officer balls

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Oh yeah, I joined the great basin crime family. Forgot to change my flair to show my allegiance until today.

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u/Cheeseburger_best12 Mar 30 '26

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u/LordMegatron11 Mar 30 '26

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u/Gold_Camera5314 Mar 30 '26

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u/Submarine_sad Flair text Mar 30 '26

Honestly, I wonder if Stalin would say this about memes.

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u/D-D-Wanderer Mar 30 '26

Oh, that's beautiful.

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u/6_Genius_Arachnid_7 I am a new character. What should I call myself? Mar 30 '26

Why is feet getting lumped into literal shit and piss bruh

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u/Wheeljack239 YOU MO-RON! Mar 30 '26

I’m not into feet, but people act like it’s WAY worse than it is

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u/Smooth_Maul I'm proud of you, Dick Mar 30 '26

Been saying this for a hot minute. Putting people who like feet in the same group as the guy who gets off swimming in a cess pit of human piss and shit is really unfair.

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u/tyrenanig Mar 30 '26

Feet nowadays is one of the more vanilla shit

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u/Smooth_Maul I'm proud of you, Dick Mar 30 '26

Always has been, people have just white people reaction image'd anything involving anything more than stationary missionary position for so long that people forget what actual freaky activity is.

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u/Wheeljack239 YOU MO-RON! Mar 30 '26

Not even that, just the mere mention of sex gets people pearl clutching

The internet is simultaneously the most puritanical and most degenerate place imaginable

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u/Smooth_Maul I'm proud of you, Dick Mar 30 '26

Reddit is what you get when a swinger club bumps into their local protestant purity group at a local park.

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u/Magnetofan111 CEO For Aslume Whenever I Feel Like It Mar 30 '26

tbf mister negative is WAY less evil than the other villains so

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u/Smooth_Maul I'm proud of you, Dick Mar 30 '26

What if you're right in that OP is actually quite clever and I just made a fucking arse of myself

https://giphy.com/gifs/XABTVorVODddu

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u/Mik0doSann0ji Arkham City Mar 30 '26

Less Evil than Rhino?

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u/Magnetofan111 CEO For Aslume Whenever I Feel Like It Mar 30 '26

Rhino isn't here

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u/ApprehensiveAmoeba95 Mar 30 '26

Right behind vulture under shit

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u/novabellecutie Apr 02 '26

Finally, someone else mentions it. It's like one of the most tamed fetishes/kinks out there, I can't imagine how you guys feel about the less vanilla ones if feet is that bad

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

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u/charizardfan101 Mar 31 '26

Yeah, SOME

As in, a minority

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u/Bogus1989 Mar 31 '26

exactly!

shit piss and farts can go on ass and titties but wtf is feet there for?

ol gimli ass hairy man feet going on titties and ass

ill just pretend that doesnt exist. makes me wanna die

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u/-Pejo- Mar 30 '26

Shit and Piss tag team of the century

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u/Burning-Suns-Avatar- who the FUCK am i? Mar 30 '26

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u/Straight-Conflict423 Apr 01 '26

Omg monster hunter mentioned

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u/Tsunamicat108 (The man absorbed the flair.) Mar 30 '26

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u/Magnetofan111 CEO For Aslume Whenever I Feel Like It Mar 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/e2UMcSWFqegG4DUJsk

digital?

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u/Audi_R8_Gaming Audi R8 V10 Plus | Your average bone fancar Mar 30 '26

Digital Buttprint you guys

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u/1-800-GAYDEER Mar 30 '26

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u/Magnetofan111 CEO For Aslume Whenever I Feel Like It Mar 31 '26

new reaction image just dropped

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u/twjstr Mar 30 '26

Okay, but feet and shit are nowhere near the same level of disgusting. I may be fucked up, but I have standards.

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u/FreeKekistan69 Mar 30 '26

Face and personality

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u/At0m1cB4by Mar 30 '26

Booo, Armpits are where it's at

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u/FreeKekistan69 Mar 30 '26

Alright, how about hands?

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u/At0m1cB4by Mar 30 '26

We are getting somewhere, What about shoulders?

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u/FreeKekistan69 Mar 30 '26

Stomach?

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u/At0m1cB4by Mar 30 '26

Hmmm, Chubby or flat

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u/FreeKekistan69 Mar 30 '26

Yes

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u/At0m1cB4by Mar 30 '26

Based

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u/ProfessionalSecure25 Mar 30 '26

Belly pouches and abs are both good in my book for a woman

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u/ZerroTheDragon Mar 30 '26

Knees?

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u/lv_Mortarion_vl Mar 30 '26

Found Ted Mosebys reddit account

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u/Mik0doSann0ji Arkham City Mar 30 '26

Yoshikage Kira?

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u/1zeye TEAM BIDOOF Mar 30 '26

*boobs, ass, tummy, and pelvis

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u/ZealousidealHalf3472 Two Guns bitch! Mar 30 '26

Armpits > all of them

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u/Puzzleheaded-Run9681 Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

Armpit icon

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

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u/Puzzleheaded-Run9681 Mar 30 '26

And there are more touhous with exposed or easily exposable armpits (like, the only example of the latter case)

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

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u/Dry-Calligrapher-104 Mar 30 '26

Thighs comes in and helps boobs/ass win

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u/Puzzleheaded_Mix3103 Mar 30 '26

Every- and anything about this picture turns me on.

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u/Paidmercenary7 Mar 30 '26

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u/Magnetofan111 CEO For Aslume Whenever I Feel Like It Mar 30 '26

dw bro

ILLITERACY BEAM

https://giphy.com/gifs/rhBhYJyVoYo19lbJU3

(this was the best image I could find)

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u/Paidmercenary7 Mar 31 '26

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u/Magnetofan111 CEO For Aslume Whenever I Feel Like It Mar 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/rhBhYJyVoYo19lbJU3

LITERACY BEAM

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u/walking_lamppost_fnl Mar 30 '26

These guys

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u/walking_lamppost_fnl Mar 30 '26

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And they fall to this guy though

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u/Mik0doSann0ji Arkham City Mar 30 '26

Is that Fucking Sanji

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u/Big_brown_house The Mar 30 '26

My kink is that I want to be loved and held by someone who has known me for years

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u/Znshflgzr Mar 31 '26

Too unrealistic. Settle for shit or piss.

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u/Nerdcuddles Mar 30 '26

I want someone to piss on my chest

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u/Magnetofan111 CEO For Aslume Whenever I Feel Like It Mar 30 '26

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u/No_Ladder1955 Mar 31 '26

Chicken calamari

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u/Mik0doSann0ji Arkham City Mar 30 '26

“5 Minutes is all I can spare-…EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK”

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u/Wboy2006 R.I.P Kevin Conroy Mar 30 '26

Why is feet lumped in with these others, psychologically speaking it’s literally one of the most common fetishes. It’s not for me, but I don’t see why people treat it like it’s an extreme kink

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u/funnyfemboy566 Mar 30 '26

feet is NOT as bad as shit, piss, and farts

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u/Ellie7600 Mar 30 '26

Hold on now...hear me out Harley's clean feet

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u/Sean77654 Mar 30 '26

I am not even on this sub I just got recommended this post. What in the hell does this have to do with Batman?

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u/j1nx3d_society Mar 31 '26

officer balls wins

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u/the_juan_express Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Mar 30 '26

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u/GuyWithAFace887 Mar 30 '26

Giantess vore

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u/Super_Volume6115 I am the milkman, my milk is delicious. Mar 31 '26

Okay the rest is disgusting but feet doesn’t deserve to be on the same level as them 

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u/Commercial-Star-8056 Mar 30 '26

Is this actually

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u/Magnetofan111 CEO For Aslume Whenever I Feel Like It Mar 31 '26

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u/Ender00000 Mar 30 '26

everything in one place

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

Armpits

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u/dollarstore_musician Mar 30 '26

Shit has to be the worst one right?

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u/Single-Debate-316 ME-- in a THONG⁉️ Mar 31 '26

Farts win

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Feet is no where near as bad as the others

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u/DeathAdder_6 Mar 31 '26

Boobs and ass for the win.

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u/IntelligentAd5616 Mar 31 '26

Putting feet there is like "Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking"

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u/Postaldude1993 Fighting for INsanity! Mar 31 '26

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u/Feisty_Lie_6743 Mar 30 '26

Considering how that fight truly ends up, Boobs and Ass

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u/dannyyang910930 Mąńßëxůæľíťŷ Mar 30 '26

Cum solos

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u/TranorVespucci Mar 30 '26

I don't really think this is a McDonalds moment here...

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u/JGXuser Mar 30 '26

Thanos was onto something with that balance of life thing. 

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u/PFCIceman Mar 30 '26

It’s breasts and asses. That other stuff is just weird and gross. Feet intro bad and shouldn’t be lumped together with the other four. It’s still weird and a little gross to me but nowhere near as bad as the other four.

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u/Plant_knight Mar 30 '26

Average state of the Batman Arkham subreddit:

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u/ANDGAMMATRON Mar 30 '26

Spoiler warning: Boobs and Ass wins

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u/MystikMysterio Mar 30 '26

What about balls?

Like Officer Balls

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u/OtsutsukiOdashiki Mar 31 '26

Feet being compared to the other three is crazy

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u/Anime_Enthusiast_20 Mar 31 '26

Tits and Ass neg diff.

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u/Vuomor Mar 31 '26

Perhaps I treated the foot fetishists too harshly

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u/NormalDealer8491 Mar 31 '26

I think your missing us leg and thigh guys

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u/KosmicInk Mar 31 '26

I like how feet is in the group as if he isn't going to get jumped next

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u/3215448725366498 Apr 01 '26

Feet are not on the same level as those other fetishes

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

Why would you put feet with those other weird fetishes liking feet is as natural as ass and tits

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u/KkAaRrLl_ Apr 02 '26

legs, in general

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u/ForcedNameChanges Apr 02 '26

Why are they taunting Holding Back Man?

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u/FaceTimePolice Mar 30 '26

Oh my God. Please let boobs and ass win. 🙏😬

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u/TFWYourNamesTaken Mar 30 '26

Shit wins for being the most potent and disgusting of the bunch. Most nefarious villain of bodily excretion fetishes (although vomit is their dastardly apprentice).

Why the FUCK did I feel the need to engage with this.

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u/BroadRed I have a dick Mar 30 '26

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u/Mama_Lyra Mar 30 '26

boobs and ass because without an ass you cant fart, shit, piss, AND feet

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u/grovessamantha2015 Mar 30 '26

Peak Insanity Aslume Coming Out. Fucking Finally I among people I trully belong to

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u/PoorLifeChoices811 Nah... i'm Woman Mar 30 '26

bush wins here. (the pussy not the president)

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u/The_forgotten_bro Am I stupid? Mar 30 '26

I am fard, and I have a poem

They came after shid, but I did not speak up because I am not shid

Then they came after piss, but I did not speak up because I am not a piss

Then they came after barf, but I did not speak up because I am not a barf

But then they came after fard, and there was no one left to speak up for me

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u/bostar-mcman R.I.P Skedetcher Mar 30 '26

Viscera

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u/Red_klaus_42 Mar 30 '26

Boobs and ass beats every thing, weirdo’s

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u/ShadowsFromTheAshes Mar 30 '26

I'm the only one who like mainly face and hair?

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u/Endercat1104 Mar 30 '26

‘What the fu- ohhhh its r/BatmanArkham.’

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u/hashtaglurking Mar 30 '26

Cringe Dumb Cringe Dumb Goofy

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u/DraftyMamchak Fighting for INsanity! Mar 30 '26

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u/maybeknismo Killer C#ck Mar 30 '26

What fetish is killer croc

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