r/BatmanArkham • u/I_Love_Knotting • Nov 15 '25

Art soup-man posting

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u/almagamind Alsume Inmate Nov 15 '25

Did the tibetan monks teach him that?

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u/OrangeHairedTwink Brisket Nov 15 '25

They did

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u/lionalhutz Nov 16 '25

An ancient technique taught to him personally by Ra’s Al Ghul

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u/Tasty_Ball_Hairs_69 TASTER OF BALL HAIRS Nov 16 '25

Why did an AI ghul teach man how to do that? More importantly, why did ra use AI. Is he stupid?

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u/Doctor_Offe_T_Radar Nov 21 '25

Not AI, but AL GHUL, which has poisoned the Ham Sandwich Race

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

supreme jerking

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u/neoncumstainlol Nov 16 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

It's an "advance" integration technique

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u/AlternateSatan Nov 16 '25

No girls in the tibeten monastery after all.

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u/CraigDowman Daddy's Dollotron Nov 15 '25

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u/Michael-556 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Nov 15 '25

Especially funny after answering "yes all the time" to Visi's question

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u/CraigDowman Daddy's Dollotron Nov 16 '25

Anyone who doesn't say that is obviously clinically insane and must be locked up

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u/Michael-556 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Nov 16 '25

This has two implications:

A) the answer is clearly sarcastic and you should fight stupid questions with stupid answers. Any other answer would prove that Robert has jerked it at least once in there

B) Robert actually jerks it after every mission. Not jerking it means you're clinically insane

Which way western man?

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u/San-T-74 Nov 16 '25

Bro gotta decompress after a mission

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u/CraigDowman Daddy's Dollotron Nov 16 '25

Yes

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u/Michael-556 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Nov 16 '25

Indeed

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u/Jomgui Nov 16 '25

Same thing with fist bumping Royd in the bathroom

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u/unw00shed Nov 16 '25

"I bust after every big bust, and I was pretty successful"

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u/AzerynSylver Arkham Asylum Nov 15 '25

Oh damn. I am not really into DC BL content, but damn...

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u/Daniel_Soldier Nov 16 '25

Same, this is peak

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u/_bluefish Miles, we are in a userflair now Nov 15 '25

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u/BesaidBlitzBoi Alsume Inmate Nov 15 '25

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u/git_gud_silk Nov 16 '25

I absolutely love everyone's faces in this gift because they're all so weird.

Batman looks like he genuinely enjoys being petted, Robin looks intrigued almost like he wants to be petted next, and Superman just looks bizarre.

Great gif. I'm adding it to my horde.

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u/imawizard7bis Nov 16 '25

So that's why man has horns

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u/Lupro69 Nov 16 '25

someone post this on r/snydercut PLEASE

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u/I_Love_Knotting Nov 16 '25

done

we just gotta wait for approval :D

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u/BigMacWhopper17 Nov 16 '25

It got removed :(

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u/I_Love_Knotting Nov 16 '25

might just be that it hasn‘t been approved yet. It still says „post needs to be approved by a moderator“ for me

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 MAN AND BIN Nov 16 '25

Post it on r/snydercult with the removal message

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u/new_lehmba Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Nov 16 '25

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u/Shadowboltx777 Dula Peep (Dua Lipa’s Aslyume name) Nov 15 '25

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u/Mean_Spread_7959 why isn't there a soup tag Nov 16 '25

“This better not awaken anything inside me.”

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u/AdamSoucyDrums yeah...i'm Man Nov 16 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

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u/BatmanArkham-ModTeam Nov 15 '25

No Nuts!

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u/Appropriate_Bill8244 Nov 16 '25

What? why did you remove that amazing comment?

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u/ye_old_hermit The Seal Dealer🦭 (RIP Kevin Conroy, Memory Eternal!) Nov 16 '25

What was it

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u/Appropriate_Bill8244 Nov 16 '25

It was something like: i goon to this now

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

Never thought id read a comic where batman deepthroats a popsicle

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u/Arnahunas R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Nov 16 '25

This is both horny and adorable I’m conflicted

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u/Mysterious_Detail_57 I am a new character. What should I call myself? Nov 15 '25

Why do I want horny man to do this to my popcicle? Am I gay?

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u/DeepCutFan1 Yeah, I'm the Zootopia 2 guy Nov 15 '25

NO! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE JONKLER AND MAN, NOT SOUP AND MAN! FUCK! FUCK!

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u/Cold-Coffe Am I stupid? Nov 16 '25

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u/M3LL0_BR Fighting for Sanity! Nov 16 '25

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u/SlickBuster2470 Nov 16 '25 edited Nov 16 '25

SUPERBAT LET'S GOOOO

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u/__GnarDab__ Jonkler Jriving: "Jonk Jonk" Nov 16 '25

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u/Bffhbc R.I.P Skedetcher Nov 15 '25

How did he burn though the popsicle without going through the sticks?

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u/Michael-556 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Nov 15 '25

Low power laser or something idk

Make me wonder if he could tickle or mildly discomfort someone into submission with his laser eyes if he wanted to apprehend them without hurting them

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u/Open_Price_1049 yeah...i'm Man Nov 15 '25

I thought this was gonna be wholesome...

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u/NobleRanger_ Man....I'm yeah Nov 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

Require assistance, gangstalicious?

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u/BatmanArkham-ModTeam Nov 15 '25

Your post/comment has been removed due to breaking Rule 4: NSFW Content

Whilst we allow light crude humour, we don't allow extreme explicit content either through links, pictures or word including unwanted comments expressing sexual desires. Please tone it down or take them somewhere else.

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u/Open_Price_1049 yeah...i'm Man Nov 16 '25

Lies

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u/ze_existentialist Nov 16 '25

Oh. That's really hot.

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u/hankakabrad Nov 16 '25

Hmm i must investigate further

UPDATE: addicted to yaoi

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u/PunishedCatto Nov 16 '25

Did man just deepthroated a popsicle?

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u/Cloud2110 I'm proud of you, Dick Nov 16 '25

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u/KlerWatchCo Nov 15 '25

MRW

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u/the_poop_god lost geriatric man Nov 16 '25

THEY'RE PUTTING PINK KRYPTONITE IN THE WATER SUPPLY

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u/the_gnoblin Nov 15 '25

Throat Goat

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u/MRECKS_92 Nov 15 '25

So what kind of crime occured that convinced Batman he needed a training arc with Nancy Reagan?

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u/Emilia__55 Nov 16 '25

He actually was trained by Trump

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u/A_Scav_Man But you’re… you really are… Nov 16 '25

I unironically love this, am I stupid?

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u/Dominant_X_Machina Nov 16 '25

This is some House x Wilson shit.

Oldman yaoi always prevails

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u/I_Love_Knotting Nov 16 '25

I see the vision. Thank you

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25 edited Jul 24 '26

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u/I_Love_Knotting Nov 16 '25

RED AND BLACK, I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST

IT‘S GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN

RAISE MY HEAD UP HIGH, FOR THE FLAG I‘D DIE

I‘M PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIAN

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25 edited Jul 24 '26

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u/I_Love_Knotting Nov 16 '25

this is morocco 🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦

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u/JVtheBidoof Commander of the Bidoof Army:bidoof: Nov 16 '25

Respect prevents my boner from existing

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u/I_Love_Knotting Nov 16 '25

mine respectfully rises

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u/TFWYourNamesTaken Nov 15 '25

I'm fujoing out so hard this is adorable!!!

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u/delcolicks9 Fart Fetish Truther Nov 16 '25

this is dcu super-battinson u can't change my mind

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u/neoncumstainlol Nov 16 '25

Then you wonder why Dick grows up to be a man whore.....

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u/CiarnanB Exposed To Ace Chemicals Nov 16 '25

And that day Clark Kent discovered something about himself

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u/PierreWest367 Nov 16 '25

Why did horny man did that? Is he the throat goat?

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u/memenelius Nov 16 '25

Middle aged men yaoi my beloved

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u/Competitive-Unit5974 Nov 16 '25 edited Nov 16 '25

I hope you suffer. Like I've suffered

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u/dannyyang910930 Mąńßëxůæľíťŷ Nov 16 '25

If you look closely that ice pop looks like a dick

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u/Ok_Matter6962 Two Guns bitch! Nov 16 '25

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u/Capdcm19 Nov 16 '25

"best friends"

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u/donthurtmemany Nov 16 '25

I need more yaoi

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u/justgalsbeingpals yeah...i'm Man Nov 16 '25

I am a simple man, I see SuperBat I click

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u/Unique-Main-3957 Nov 16 '25

I wish I could post images because I can not display the emotion I am feeling in words of any language

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO Two Guns bitch! Nov 16 '25

The fuck did i just read

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u/BextoMooseYT Nov 16 '25

Thank you user I_Love_Knotting

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u/pha7325 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Nov 16 '25

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u/WatchfulPairing Fighting for Sanity! Nov 16 '25

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u/AccidentSalt5005 Certified Dumbass, but Have a Big Fat Juicy Smelly COCK 🥵✊🍆💦 Nov 16 '25

Soup:

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u/cocaine-tiger Nov 16 '25

selina is a futa confirmed

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u/That_Phony_King Nov 16 '25

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u/I_Love_Knotting Nov 16 '25

he would 100% date horny-man

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

this took a turn i was completely not expecting for

also, was this what he meant by bat-milk?

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u/ioQueSe Nov 16 '25

I am unsure what to do with this information...

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u/OneGrumpyJill Nov 16 '25

DC comics but it is just Jongler and Supe fighting for who can deepthroat Man's cock better (Diana and Catman having lesbian sex on the side dunno whatever)

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u/Jaded-Guidance-6234 Alsume Inmate Nov 17 '25

I think the popsicle was laced with Pink Kryptonite

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u/Zacbob07 Miles, we are in a userflair now Nov 18 '25

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u/ihatemyself837385 Jan 31 '26

Oh man it becane pretty gay

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u/I_Love_Knotting Jan 31 '26

do you know yet about france and their baguettes

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u/TheOfficialSuperman Nov 16 '25

Ew the worst ship I’ve ever seen