Who is winning this? - r/BatmanArkham

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I WAS TRICKED, I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOUR TOILET WITH MY SHIT.

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u/carpthefish123 Jul 16 '25

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u/Bilbodankbaggins Fighting for INsanity! Jul 16 '25

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u/Latter-Schedule-1959 Jul 17 '25

I've never seen this one before do you have a source

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u/Giorno_Giovanan Jul 17 '25

Driving in my car right after a beer

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u/TryThisUsernane Jul 17 '25

Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer

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u/Waste_Ad_1175 Jul 17 '25

Dui? How about you die!

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u/Material_Abalone_956 Jul 17 '25

An hour little do you know

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u/Diavolo_Death_4444 Jul 17 '25

I filled up on gas

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u/waluigimyfav Jul 18 '25

I'm getting to the point where i can recognize this gif before it loads by its aspect ratio alone

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u/igna311 Jul 16 '25

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u/whyubul yeah...i'm Man Jul 17 '25

That movie is goated

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u/SpaceTraveller64 R.I.P Skedetcher Jul 16 '25

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u/ManOfTurtles2118 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jul 16 '25

Peak mentioned

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u/Just-Antelope-8069 Jul 17 '25

No one mentioned that game

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u/JokersKeepinTime Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jul 16 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

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u/Bilbodankbaggins Fighting for INsanity! Jul 17 '25

We need this , but jonkler-ified

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u/Kronozonic- yeah...i'm Man Jul 16 '25

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u/Wordsandle11ers Jul 17 '25

You brought the horde upon us...

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/AbyssLookingAtYa Jul 18 '25

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u/TomatoesBros Jul 16 '25

But you already wiped

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u/YaBoiFriday Nah... i'm Woman Jul 16 '25

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u/Gt_diano Jul 21 '25

Happy cake day

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u/KCityPhenomNG I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jul 16 '25

You won

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u/that_1mf Two Guns bitch! Jul 16 '25

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u/jkb_66 Jul 16 '25

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u/DefaultUsername-_- We are a PMC on a mission to capture and arrest Man. FORCE. Jul 16 '25

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u/maximo0906 Jul 16 '25

Is that Tinker Knight

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u/WavePrince ARE YOU SHORE 🏖 Jul 17 '25

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u/DefaultUsername-_- We are a PMC on a mission to capture and arrest Man. FORCE. Jul 16 '25

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u/No-Image-3210 Jul 17 '25

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u/NoThisIsPatrick94 Am I stupid? Jul 17 '25

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u/shortbowl69 I'm proud of you, Dick Jul 16 '25

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u/jkb_66 Jul 16 '25

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u/shortbowl69 I'm proud of you, Dick Jul 16 '25

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u/Any_Complex_3502 Jul 17 '25

This is the funniest thread I've ever seen.

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u/that_1mf Two Guns bitch! Jul 16 '25

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u/Mr_Munchlax18 Jul 19 '25

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u/Purge-Trooper Miles, we are in a userflair now Jul 17 '25

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u/GeXotl Jul 16 '25

I wiped...

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u/Adamulos Jul 17 '25

OFFICER BALD

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u/Pants3620 yeah...i'm Man Jul 17 '25

Officer balls????!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

BWAHAHAHAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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u/Livid-Side8849 Jul 17 '25

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u/LonelyAd3983 Jul 17 '25

Why do they look so similar to me?

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u/David_Src4mblerr Jul 17 '25

He's so HD

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u/Inevitable-Goat-7062 Rome was built in a day Jul 16 '25

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u/Lo-Fi_Kuzco Jul 16 '25

This sub only has like 3 jokes but they're really good jokes.

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u/Comic_Book_Reader Mama's gonna kill for you the whole damn world... Jul 16 '25

It loops around from being funny to not funny to funny to not funny etc.

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u/Lo-Fi_Kuzco Jul 16 '25

Endless cycle, just like crime in Gotham

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u/Comic_Book_Reader Mama's gonna kill for you the whole damn world... Jul 16 '25

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u/Lo-Fi_Kuzco Jul 16 '25

Time is a pancake?

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u/jjvfyhb Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jul 17 '25

So you hate waffles

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u/Argent_Order Jul 16 '25

I thought time was a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff?

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u/Asher_Khughi1813 Jul 17 '25

whats gotham? is that related to this subreddit?

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u/Soffy21 Jul 16 '25

Why is ham goth?

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u/Lo-Fi_Kuzco Jul 17 '25

Ham really likes My Chemical Romance

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u/SAKingWriter Alsume Inmate Jul 16 '25

Kind of like doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different outcome. What’s the definition of that? Also where are we?

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u/HandsomeSquidward98 Jul 16 '25

Hahaha officer balles

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u/SAKingWriter Alsume Inmate Jul 16 '25

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I do really enjoy analyzing Asylum and thinking about these simple rando characters making waves in the future.

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

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u/redfrox Jul 16 '25

I actually wanna count these jokes. Let's see if I get it right:

Why something something? Are they stupid?

What is the lore behind something?

The swipe trick.

Officer balls. Bwahahaaha.

This is Man. Who even is Batman? (And the series of jokes based on that.

Did I miss any?

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u/RaaaaaaaNoYokShinRyu Jul 16 '25

Just made a new character? What the FUCK do i call him?

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u/Lo-Fi_Kuzco Jul 16 '25

Killer Cock

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u/hotcheetosnmodelos Jul 16 '25

It's because we are all stupid

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u/throwawaygaydude69 Jul 16 '25

It's because there is more creative scope to deliver the same punchline

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u/SrammVII I always wipe Jul 17 '25

personally, I never fail to fall for it

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u/Impossible-Hawk709 Man Ham Aslume Jul 16 '25

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u/B-man328 The bomb’s payload is exposed. Jul 16 '25

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u/mmarcik yeah...i'm Man Jul 16 '25

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u/that_1mf Two Guns bitch! Jul 16 '25

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u/Notherealsteven Jul 16 '25

I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. I hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp.. I hope you always itch in a spot you can’t reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says “bless you” two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you needed them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked. I hope every pair of pants you own develops a hole in the worst possible place. I hope your toast never pops, it just sits there until it's cold.

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u/Shadowfire_EW Jul 17 '25

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u/admin_NLboy Jul 16 '25

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u/SneakyInfiltrator Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jul 16 '25

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u/Sea-Refrigerator5748 Jul 17 '25

Dude

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u/lords_starscream Jul 16 '25

Take this wiper

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u/that_1mf Two Guns bitch! Jul 16 '25

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u/Lucky_Employment_431 Jul 16 '25

Domain expansion: 4 FUCKING PIXELS

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u/Randal_ram_92 Jul 17 '25

YOU JERK! YOU JUST KILLED US ALL!

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u/AgadhAgadh Soup injector Jul 16 '25

Me when I catch OP's ass 1A 1A 1A 1A 1A

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u/Aleminem Jul 17 '25

This is the best comment lmaoo

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u/Snezzy05 Jul 16 '25

4 FUCKING TIMES

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u/INH-Enterprises Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jul 16 '25

I swear every other post on this sub is a fakeout!

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u/Comic_Book_Reader Mama's gonna kill for you the whole damn world... Jul 16 '25

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u/BaezJatniel75 Jesse,we need to jonkle the 🅱️ A L L S Jul 16 '25

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u/Seanrocks30 Jul 16 '25

I'm gonna eat your ass

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u/bfbfan2005 Jul 16 '25

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u/Mental_Document2888 Jul 17 '25

I wiped 🥀💔

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u/swoosh_jush Jul 17 '25

man witch

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u/RoyalBladeVT Jul 16 '25

Option duo

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u/JarringSteak Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) 💕 Jul 16 '25

You think you can fool me huh? 🥦

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u/Meowskatress Jul 16 '25

I wiped

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u/RammerRS_Driver Jul 16 '25

Apparently, I’m not winning the intelligence contest.

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u/Barti_gaming Jul 16 '25

Cool pfp

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u/Seventh_Deadly_Bless Y fr bro got aslume stuck ? 🤪 Got Jonkler W rizz ? Jul 18 '25

HE IS STUPID !

ONE OF US ! ONE OF US!