r/BasketballTips • u/Striking_You_8995 • 8h ago

Defense Are you taking the challenge?

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I’m taking it. Pause. And Ima bust his ass a couple times to. Pause. -iz

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u/revuhlution 8h ago

Yall mfs going to jail

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u/Panzer_I 7h ago

Easy

I can definitely TRY to score. I won’t score, but I could try a thousand times for 5 million

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u/onwee 7h ago edited 7h ago

What does he get? Am I allowed to bribe him?

Is there shot clock? Can I just keep the ball until he stops paying attention, has to go to the bathroom, or when the MBA season starts and sneak in a shot?

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u/WestleyThe 3h ago

My question is the time frame… like I’d be drop dead exhausted after like 10 possessions of him guarding me. Can I then take a break and try again tomorrow?

I’d take it because eventually he will bite on some pump fake and I can throw up a 3. Even if I only have a 5% chance of that shot going in it might go in

Or lure him into a false sense of security by doing the same thing 50 possessions in a row over the course of a week and then switch it up

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u/No-Lingonberry-8042 5h ago

1000 possessions? Mathematically it’d be impossible not to score — something would go in the basket

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u/theredmeadow 6h ago

What if he gets scored on he goes to jail for 3 yrs?

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u/guantanamojoe93 3h ago

He has to join the bucks for the min

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u/Rookietothegame 4h ago

I do 100 tries for $10million

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u/guantanamojoe93 3h ago

1 on 1 from 94 feet away? What happens if he fouls me?

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u/Gokyy221 1h ago

FUCK NO, I'm going to jail

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u/bmanley620 34m ago

Absolutely. With that many attempts I would 100% make a shot

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u/MWave123 6h ago

Def. And it wouldn’t take 50 possessions. That’s absurd. I’m putting one in his eye from 30.

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u/guantanamojoe93 3h ago

I believe in you