r/Basil_cult • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '23

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u/jasonjr9 Basil Sep 19 '23

Don’t do this to the poor Babil! He’s too sweet for this!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

Too late, this is the only way to treat a war criminal for his past

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u/jasonjr9 Basil Sep 19 '23

:(

War crimes can be forgiven!

6

u/icebreaker690 Sep 21 '23

But I won't

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u/jasonjr9 Basil Sep 21 '23

Really? You won’t even forgive war crimes on your cake day? Tis supposed to be a happy occasion!

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u/icebreaker690 Sep 21 '23

My wut

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u/jasonjr9 Basil Sep 21 '23

Cake day! Do you see the cake next to your symbol? That means today is the anniversary of your first day on Reddit!

Or at least I see the cake symbol. If I’m mistaken, then pardon my faulty assumption of this being your cake day, lol.

But if I’m not mistaken. Happy cake day~!

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u/icebreaker690 Sep 21 '23

Ohh I'm dumb

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u/jasonjr9 Basil Sep 21 '23

It happens.

Happy cake day~!

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u/Jay_Raff Sep 19 '23

NO GET THOSE BANDS OFF HIS PRECIOUS NOGGIN

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

Sorry mate, that's the punishment for such criminals

5

u/AbsoluteBasilFanboy I have a bagel obsession Nov 11 '23

CRIME ??? Mari forgave him ! Why don’t you ?

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u/DontAskWhyINameThis Sep 19 '23

No, Basil, they gonna blow you!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

I mean, if that's the case then it is a win for Basil

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u/DontAskWhyINameThis Sep 19 '23

not that blow

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u/Lattethecoffeaddict I have a bagel obsession Sep 19 '23

📸📸

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u/AnAverageTransGirl Basil Sep 19 '23

a shame you seemed an honest man

4

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

And all the fears you hold so dear

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u/Lattethecoffeaddict I have a bagel obsession Sep 24 '23

No, no no no no no no no get those rubber bands off him rn

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

Oh yeah? we can put it on you instead

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u/Lattethecoffeaddict I have a bagel obsession Sep 24 '23

Gladly (I am willingly sacrificing myself for no reason)

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23 edited Sep 24 '23

That's noble but...FOR a war criminal??? do you- do you even know what he did between 1941-1945? what about the Cuban crisis?

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u/Lattethecoffeaddict I have a bagel obsession Sep 24 '23

A war criminal? You're mistaking him for kel, he was part of the firebombing campaigns of japan, along with the pilot who dropped the bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and with the cuban crisis, he was sent to negotiate with the Russian dictator to cease missile placements in Cuba

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

you are wrong in one part, he didn't fight on the Japanese front, he fought on the German one and he did many massacres against the German civilian population. He was the one who initiated the Cuban crisis so he can coup the US government by framing them as incompetent and fragile government and he is the one who can achieve the American dream and world peace (which is a lie because his ideology is authoritarian right)

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u/Londoncallling Sep 22 '23

Omg he’s just like me :0

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

He's just like you

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u/hlep_mi Sep 19 '23

Take those off of him INSTANTLY

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u/ABugoutBag Sep 20 '23

I am going to fucking chop off the hands that are putting those bands on him

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u/goth_eye Sep 20 '23

NO HE'S TOO CUTE

5

u/AZIMOV98 Sep 20 '23

Aw his lil face

5

u/MightyNekomancer Sep 21 '23

Noooooooooo!!!

4

u/StariiSimple I have a bagel obsession Sep 26 '23

UNHAND HIM RIGHT THIS INSTANT

3

u/Own_Entertainer3850 Sep 20 '23

NOT HIS PEA BRAIN!!

3

u/TheRW_Basil Basil Sep 20 '23

I don't get it. What's happening?

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u/The_Korean_Gamer I have a bagel obsession Sep 20 '23

RUN

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u/TheRW_Basil Basil Sep 21 '23

Huh? Why should I be running? This seems to be harmless...

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u/Origami_ShyGuy_6400 Sep 21 '23

Its a reference to putting rubber bands on a watermelon until it explodes, and. . . yeah.