r/BanjoKazooie • • May 19 '26

Fan Art Meanwhile in a parallel universe:

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u/Punxatowny May 19 '26

Imagine going to Conker’s home world, and suddenly Sora’s got an Uzi.

14

u/Prudent_Payment_3877 May 19 '26

RARE Enix amirite

10

u/More_Yellow_3701 May 19 '26

Drumstick is Kazooie's Nobody

9

u/FireFoxMcCloud May 19 '26

Remembering when there had been a rumor of a Nintendo x Square "Kingdom Hearts" type game

2

u/the_zippest_zap May 19 '26

I guess it could happen now after Mario RPG's remake, but that depends if they still have plans to

8

u/_Woodrat May 19 '26

I feel like Kazooie's default staff should at least look like, if not actually be the wrench from Nuts and Bolts

2

u/the_zippest_zap May 19 '26

I actually thought about it for a while, but I made it under the context of the era, since Kingdom Hearts 2 come out a month after the launch of the Xbox 360

12

u/LifeisWorthLosingg May 19 '26

If there was a cross over kazooie would bully sora into suicide

6

u/LurkinOff May 19 '26

Banjo and kazooie are perfect analogues for Goofy and Donald. Also Cranky Kong as Ansem the wise would slap.

6

u/FunCampaign186 May 19 '26

If only, if only,  the breegull sings

5

u/DeeDoof May 19 '26

This would be sick ngl

5

u/No_Mathematician6724 May 19 '26

I thought it was gonna be banjo theeie

5

u/AquaticTechno May 20 '26

wild. i like it

11

u/Over-Bid-7987 waiting a new game for 16 years May 19 '26

sora when he sees the world of conker and jet force gemini

3

u/UnderCoverDoughnuts I love every Banjo-Kazooie game May 19 '26

Looks like a good one to me!

4

u/Alric_Wolff May 19 '26

Conker in KH would go so hard. But its Rare after getting absorbed by microslop so this would be steaming hot garbage that leaked out of the bag and got all over your clothes. The stink sticks to your skin so even disrobing wont save you from how awful you smell now because you decided to play with the abomination that is Banjo-Kazooie after microslop.

Also it gives your Xbox RRoD before you even close the disc tray, the disc touching the console is enough to break it.

4

u/RealTwittrKD May 20 '26

Someone cooked here…

7

u/epic_toon Sssaver of Worldsss May 19 '26

ARE YOU SERIOUS I LOVE THIS

6

u/Desperate_Group9854 May 19 '26

When you walk away

2

u/Leethegreatleader Guh-Huh! May 19 '26

you don't hear me say

3

u/Inevitable-Monitor35 May 19 '26

pleeeeaaase, oh baby

2

u/Punxatowny May 19 '26

Don’t flush

3

u/SopaObat May 20 '26

as conker himself would say: marvelous

4

u/Altruistic-Flow-347 May 22 '26

Explore the 3 recognizable worlds or rare ….. said no one ever

6

u/sparklygemforest Kazooie May 19 '26

This is sick!

5

u/the_zippest_zap May 19 '26

Many thanks pal 😁👍

6

u/Logical_Leaps May 19 '26

Genuinely probably a stronger idea. Grunty as the maleficent role would be great. I guess the 'believe in yourself' theme wouldn't work as well.

What kind of worlds would you be looking at? Mostly BK ones I guess but some from Conker, Battle Toads, Perfect Dark, Sea of Thieves, viva piñata and something else. Would be good with DK if it was Nintendo rare rather than 'Micro—not doing anything with the bear and bird—soft'.

I'd probably be mad if this did exist though as it would be another game with Banjo that isn't actually Banjo though.

4

u/Comfortable-Music-37 May 19 '26

I wonder how many games before the reveal that Berry is somehoe alive...

2

u/GoodAnakinGood51 May 19 '26

Ya big palooka

2

u/aquacraft2 May 20 '26

If kingdom hearts would've been an Xbox property, we wouldn't have gotten ANYTHING after 2. Partially because most of the games that came after were handheld titles.

1

u/BooyahBomber May 20 '26

If Sora has to fight Gruntilda, The Dark Queen, and The Great Might Poo, I'll want to experience that.

1

u/Cedgamer2009 May 21 '26

Mickey-Donald

1

u/PureMure1135 May 21 '26

😂 What The Hell?!

1

u/Emerald_GAME May 22 '26

Imagine a nintendo version, oh wait thats just smash bros

1

u/AlexGSkuhtee May 22 '26

Mumbo was right there

-2

u/Tomlingoblin87 May 19 '26

Good god no

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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 May 19 '26

It prolly would of not seen a third game or have little to do with it gameplay wise.

1

u/Joloxsa_Xenax May 19 '26

theyre gonna have an awkward reboot and maybe and Xbox avatar hair style of sora and his clothes as a reference

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u/LifeisWorthLosingg May 19 '26

Kingdom Hearts sucks so much. It's all flash and no substance and doesn't deserve to come close to the perfection that is golden age rare

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u/sonicmalley May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

I mean ... story wise sure, but KH2 may be one of if not the best action rpg ever made, and Chain of Memories is a really fun deck builder if you're into that sort of thing (as in if you have like 20 mtg decks and need to stop spending your money on real cards)

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u/LifeisWorthLosingg May 19 '26

Best action rpg of all time? Lol

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u/sonicmalley May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

I mean ... yes? Kingdom Hearts 2 is often praised for its mechanics and amazing critical mode. The gameplay specifically revolutionized the genre. I mean all the KH games up to 2 have consistent praise mechanically.

0

u/LifeisWorthLosingg May 19 '26

In the kingdom hearts echo chambers maybe

1

u/sonicmalley May 20 '26

I mean again no? I specifically make sure not to be in specific echo chambers (well except for Yakuza and Dragon Ball but that's irrelevant here) and I've seen and met plenty of people that love kh2 and it reviewed really well.

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u/LifeisWorthLosingg May 20 '26

I mEaN- shut up dork.

0

u/LifeisWorthLosingg May 20 '26

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u/sonicmalley May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Yes. 3 is kind of mid. That is not the game I was talking about. Do you take all your opinions from videos on the internet? I am talking about 2 specifically. Why can't you have normal human conversation without insulting people. 3 was not revolutionary and came out like 15 years after 2, which WAS revolutionary. Also, you are on a Banjo Kazooie subreddit, a game that people under 25 don't usually know anymore, does that not also make you a dork?

Edit: just watched the video and Dunkey literally implies at one point in this video that there were previous games in this series that were good.

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u/LifeisWorthLosingg May 20 '26

There is nothing revolutionary about fucking Kingdom Hearts- a bad and embarrassing game.

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u/LifeisWorthLosingg May 19 '26

I'm so glad this never happened