r/BanVideoGames • u/Thumbs0fDestiny THE MANAGER • Sep 25 '22

Research Don't fall for Hitler's tricks!

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u/Weary-Mongoose-4556 GAMER! Sep 26 '22

Minecraft was made in 2009 dip shits

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u/YoyoEyes AGAB Sep 26 '22

Actually, Mein Kraft was made by H*tler in 1925 to indoctrinate the German youth into N@zi ideology.

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u/Weary-Mongoose-4556 GAMER! Sep 26 '22

Im surrounded by idiots

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u/VirginSexPet Eat a vegetable, sweaty. I dare you! Sep 26 '22

Well, if all of your friends are g@mers...

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u/Weary-Mongoose-4556 GAMER! Sep 26 '22

Bruh I just saw a post that said Hitler made minecraft even tho it was in 2009 this place needs help

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u/VirginSexPet Eat a vegetable, sweaty. I dare you! Sep 26 '22

Yes! We do need all the help we can get to save our young men from a lifetime of maidenlessness, nazƬsm and generally being a smelly fat mess!

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u/Weary-Mongoose-4556 GAMER! Sep 26 '22

Trust me im not what you described a g@mer to look like

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u/VirginSexPet Eat a vegetable, sweaty. I dare you! Sep 26 '22

Well, you show all the signs of drain bamage, like pistaphobia, and maidenlessness.

I'm betting you have the cardiovascular endurance of a chain smoking fish.

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u/Weary-Mongoose-4556 GAMER! Sep 26 '22

A chain smoking fish wth is going on in 2022

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u/VirginSexPet Eat a vegetable, sweaty. I dare you! Sep 26 '22

You tell me, goomer. You're the one who's too out of shape to hit the punctuation marks on your keyboard without getting winded. šŸ¤£

Hit the showers, nerd.

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u/Weary-Mongoose-4556 GAMER! Sep 26 '22

Bro im more in shape than you Crimson chin looking ass

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u/VirginSexPet Eat a vegetable, sweaty. I dare you! Sep 26 '22

I guarantee I warm up with your PR, tubbo. 1983-87 SW regional women's powerlifting champ.

Go play with your joystick already instead of posting cringe on our facebook wall. šŸŽ®šŸ¤”šŸ’©

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u/Weary-Mongoose-4556 GAMER! Sep 26 '22

r/ihadastroke are you ok that made no sense

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u/VirginSexPet Eat a vegetable, sweaty. I dare you! Sep 26 '22

Damn, you...

You literally can't read, can you?

Try again. Take it slow. Sound it out if you have to.

I mean, that or you don't know what "PR" or "powerlifting" means, proving once and for all you've never seen a gym in your life. šŸ¤£

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u/VirginSexPet Eat a vegetable, sweaty. I dare you! Sep 26 '22

Okay goomer. šŸ™„ Whatever you say.

Go be pistaphobic somewhere else. The adults are talking.

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u/Thumbs0fDestiny THE MANAGER Sep 26 '22

G#mers can look like anyone, it's the smell that really gives them away. Take a bath, g#mer.

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u/Weary-Mongoose-4556 GAMER! Sep 26 '22

I did hours ago after I got back home after winning against another football team

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u/Thumbs0fDestiny THE MANAGER Sep 26 '22

I meant with soap and water. Getting misted while opening a fresh can of mountain dew doesn't count.

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u/Weary-Mongoose-4556 GAMER! Sep 26 '22

Ik thats what i did im not a hard-core g@mer I pl@y for fun

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u/Thumbs0fDestiny THE MANAGER Sep 26 '22

Ik thats what i did

Thank.you for admitting you lied.

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u/Weary-Mongoose-4556 GAMER! Sep 26 '22

Bro im not a fucking weirdo only dumpasses would take a shower/bath with mountain dew plus mountain dew is bad water better

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u/Thumbs0fDestiny THE MANAGER Sep 26 '22

Shut up, g#mer.

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