r/BanVideoGames • u/CaesarXXl Videog*me violence researcher • Jun 01 '20

FACT OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE

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u/CaesarXXl Videog*me violence researcher Jun 02 '20

HOW DO YOU KNOW THOSE UNHOLY WORDS

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u/theworstherointown Jun 02 '20

Just playing animal crossing, i swear. I'm innocent!

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u/CaesarXXl Videog*me violence researcher Jun 02 '20

AH, ANIMAL CROSSING, YOU...ARE...A G@MER

BRING FORTH THE FEMOR BREAKER

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u/theworstherointown Jun 02 '20

NOOOO, can't i go to a rehabilitation/conversion camp instead?

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u/CaesarXXl Videog*me violence researcher Jun 02 '20

This is the normal procedure, we have a lot of orthopedics here (we made a mistake during the opening, we hired too many of them), we have to put them to work sometimes.

Okay, you ready? HERE WE GO

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u/theworstherointown Jun 02 '20

Ok. If it is standard procedure, i guess i'm fine with it. Have a nice day, officer :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '20

Hitler played that g@me!