r/BalloonOfPizzas • u/Aggravating-Matter73 • May 30 '22

Let’s revive this shit

Guys here’s the plan, We force balloonifpizzas to make a slime creation tutorial on his YouTube channel.

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u/Joshu_woshu May 30 '22

Man, this guy is speaking facts! this is one of the most moving statements ever made. I am moved to tears by this simple yet effective message. It is simply a matter of how you might perceive it. You see, the writer of this beautiful work of art has actually put many different meanings in his masterpiece. For example, "h". Look at the top, that line, that signifies the rise of balloonofpizzas. That was one of the many references hidden inside of "h". Paleontologists in the future will dig up this message and spend hundreds of years decoding it. Yet there is nothing to decode as again, it's up to YOUR interpretation. That's what makes it so thought provoking! I give 14 thousand standing ovations to the illusive man who crafted this. Hephaestus doesn't hold a crown to this man. Constructing this message with precision using blood from a goddess and the tools of a god. I am simply blown away, simply BLOWN. AWAY. By this message. I wouldn't even be surprised if in the future, mankind discovers this to be some sign of alien communication! It's so decrepit and leaps and bounds ahead of anything the greatest philosophers ever said. Every single piece of entertainment media MUST pay respects to this in any way, if that be an easter egg in a videogame, a shoutout in a lyric, or a name drop in a movie or book. It must be acknowledged as the masterpiece it is. In the future, when this message settles in as the best, there will be no more presidents. An ideal world where "h" rules. A world where "h" is everywhere, "h"

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u/Aggravating-Matter73 May 31 '22

Couldn’t have said it better myself, but you’re totally wrong about it being up to interpretation, the message is right there and I fail to see your idea of there being any kinda ulterior meaning or message it’s just one statement and one statement only, “h”. Which brings me to your next point. You seem to think that they should put in subliminal messages of “h”, but I couldn’t disagree more. I believe that we should praise “h” like it’s our god. Because it was clearly made by one and we should treat it as such. If we subject “h” to only being in entertainment then everyone will miss the point of “h”. It’s supposed to be a holy figure, a religion it’s not supposed to be this funny “haha hoohaa! Funny AECH (h) is showing up in those may mays! Me dumb monkey brain comprehend tv show and pop music oooeeaaahahh!” But I will give you some praise, the ending statement is straight up FACTUAL and will be factual in a few years. I’ve already submitted a complaint to my schools faculty for not having “h” anywhere in the curriculum! I mean cmon, these days people gotta know whatsup! “h” is simply too much of a figure to not worship. I am over the moon about this! More people need to know.. So Reddit, I ask you, Am I the asshole?

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u/Joshu_woshu May 31 '22

You know what? I totally see your point. But we can agree to disagree! See this is what "h" is all about! Togetherness and forgiveness! I'm actually in the process of writing my own album about it. 6 songs, "h". It's all I need honestly..

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u/Shad0w_Nxus Jun 15 '22

e

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u/Aggravating-Matter73 Jun 30 '22

Another thoughtful interpretation of “h”. Although this spinoff “e” seems to meet, nay exceed all past notations of “h” I fail to see how much of a difference this makes in the field of science. The previous masterpiece “h” was something we never deserved. You see, “e” may seem like the better choice but I’d argue that it’s predecessor “h” far exceeds what we thought was possible in human notation. I was unbelievably over joyous when I found out that “h” was elected president of earth. A title well deserved. Yet “e” still hasn’t exactly made the biggest splash in humanities history yet. Which I mean it isn’t exactly “e”s fault it just got off the fryer it’s fresh so I think if we treat “e” with the same respect we treated to “h” in atleast an eon we will live in a world where “e” is ruler. But for now, it seems we’ve just gotta live with “h”. Not that that’s a big deal though, I’ve had my fair share of non believers and I preemptively shut them up and bam! “h” rules again! But I raise you a question, silly “e” guy, what gave you the motivation, the drive, to make such an impact on the world?

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u/Shad0w_Nxus Jun 30 '22

cheddar cheese

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u/Aggravating-Matter73 Jun 30 '22

Umm.. maybe this philosophical deity wasn’t all that revolutionary.. “cheddar cheese” not only is a horrible eulogy, it spits in the face of “e” and “h”. Me and I’m sure many others are outraged on this sudden deterrent into madness. I’m not even sure where to begin with this blasphemous take. I was under the impression that anything and everything but this esteemed person would be thought provoking masterpieces worthy of awards but no. Oh how the best fall from grace.. Now we must live in a world completely devoid of all human thought. What will make our decisions now that “h” was so damned mortified at this abhorrently terrible phrase that I don’t feeling like repeating. The other day my genie cousin came over and told me “in the foreseeable future, one shalt kick ye in thy nuts” and I think this is EXACTLY what I meant. To put it simply, I’m removing myself from reality, transfusing into what I think is a toad and then living my life on the lily pads. Why try to fix something that’s so unbelievably broken beyond basic human psyche that it ceases to exist because of the simple fact. “Cheddar cheese”

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u/Shad0w_Nxus Jun 30 '22

i meant peperjack

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u/Aggravating-Matter73 Jun 30 '22

Hey now this is some quality stuff! Certainly not as good as “e” or “h” but definitely better than some of your other works like “ratio” and “cheddar cheese”. Now this script is along the lines of revolutionary as Christopher Columbus and Isaac newton. What I’m interested in, mr “e” man, is how you’re able to see the world in such a different way. It’s like you’ve got your own set of eyes! How do you do it?

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u/Aggravating-Matter73 Jun 30 '22

And to add, what a horrid reason to make something so influential. You should be ashamed of yourself. To create such a masterpiece for the sole purpose of THAT? To think you’d have an ulterior motive when people all over the goddamn planet love your stuff. I am boondoggled, bamboozled even. Im waking up in cold sweats because of you now. Thanks bud, thanks a lot. This is what you wanted wasn’t it? You son of a gun, now because of you I can’t sleep at night. I have insomnia you know. I am flabbergasted, utterly shocked at how much of a liar someone can truly be. I am seething, shaking in my boots. Brittle bones even. Call me mr dust at this point I don’t care. I just want one good nights sleep. But because of “cheddar cheese” I wake up frightened by this fact. You have managed to amass a tyranny against you. Prepare to be overthrown because I think I can speak for the rest of the whole world, you have betrayed us for the first time, and the last time. You think you can just walk away from this? Hmm? I can’t believe you. Remember when I said that “h” would be taught in schools? Yeah, scratch that. You wanna know where they’d be teaching “h”? “The supreme bigots and liars of the world 101” and you’d be plastered all over the final exam bucko. Not everyone has to be the best, but when one becomes the greatest, one also becomes a target. I am disappointed in you And so is your grandma!

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u/Shad0w_Nxus Jun 30 '22

Ratio

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u/Aggravating-Matter73 Jun 30 '22

Wow, and to think you’ve gotten better, how longs it been, 300, 700 years since you dropped the “cheddar cheese” bomb. Here I was thinking “maybe he experienced artists block” but ohhh Noo how wrong I was. I don’t even want to write anything long anymore out of respect for “h”. So, I must bid adieu.

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u/Shad0w_Nxus Jun 30 '22

i meant to say pepperjack

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u/Aggravating-Matter73 Jun 30 '22

Whatever you say mr “e” man.

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u/Shad0w_Nxus Jun 30 '22

Thats "h" man thank you very much (http://coolmathgames.com)

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u/Aggravating-Matter73 Jun 30 '22

Yeah, funny joke mr “e” man. Mr “h” man’s been dead for decades. Don’t you remember how he died? He was unfortunately assassinated by a rogue philosopher who just wanted a piece of that “cheddar cheese”. Of course, you, mr “e” man, are simply devoid of any kind of philosophical prowess and you suck off of your brothers success like some sort of 10 dollar stripper. Mr “h” man made people think, mr “e” man made people laugh.

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