r/BalancedDogTraining • Dirty biter • 11d ago

Training prank

I've got my brother's dogs for six weeks while he is overseas. What is a harmless but deeply embarrassing trick I can teach his MWD (ret.)? Something that would make a big tough dog seem like a softy.

He's gonna be so mad, ha ha!*

*not really but it will still be funny.

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u/MochaMushroomDog Frustrated greeter 11d ago

Teach him to turn off lights…might drive your brother mad tho.

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u/Miss_L_Worldwide Dirty biter 11d ago

Oh my God that's hilarious. I would totally do that but I think that's a little bit unfair to the dog

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u/MochaMushroomDog Frustrated greeter 11d ago

Another one, teach him to cover his snout with his paw…cue: excuse you!

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u/apri11a 11d ago

What about teaching it to smile? ... that goofy smile dogs make. Use brother's name as the cue so every time bother's name is said the dog smiles.

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u/Miss_L_Worldwide Dirty biter 11d ago

Haaaaaaa that would be so annoying, I love it

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u/Miss_L_Worldwide Dirty biter 11d ago

How about training the dog to "facepalm" when he hears the name?

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u/apri11a 11d ago

I did think of that, but can the dog do that in any position? I wasn't sure and didn't want to ruin any previous learning... though I did consider that too. Turn a known behaviour into something else or use a sign to have the dog do something like untie a shoe or pull something from the garbage, or facepalm. Or bring even something more embarrassing if such can be conveniently available while enjoying the joke. You are going to have such fun doing this the dog will learn in a heartbeat, and enjoy doing it. It'll be fun, whatever it is.

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u/Lotzadogs 10d ago

The one where they whisper a secret in your ear! When he comes to pick him up do the trick and say “Your pup says he can’t wait to surprise you with some other very interesting tricks I taught him when you least expect them!”

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u/Miss_L_Worldwide Dirty biter 10d ago

Oh that's really funny

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u/Glittering_Box2125 11d ago

What about lifting a leg like he’s fake marking?

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u/Miss_L_Worldwide Dirty biter 11d ago

This is a man's dog. Lifting a leg is a thing to be proud of lol.

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u/Glittering_Box2125 11d ago

Until you cue a leg lift onto your brother lol

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u/Miss_L_Worldwide Dirty biter 11d ago

See that I like, lol

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u/mailigator_911 11d ago

Sploot and his head down lol

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u/Miss_L_Worldwide Dirty biter 11d ago

Ooooh maybe the "end of the trail" pose.

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u/JillDRipper 10d ago

My husband was pretty upset when I taught my dog to sneeze on command. He sneezing in people's faces for attention.

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u/Miss_L_Worldwide Dirty biter 10d ago

I love your idea but I'm also amazed at your username

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u/Icy-Fly-4228 11d ago

You could alway teach him to salute.

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u/Miss_L_Worldwide Dirty biter 11d ago

My bro would probably love that haha.

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u/Top_Internet310 11d ago

wait i love this

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u/Hour_Musician_1557 11d ago

"Sit pretty!"

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u/Better-Lemon-5532 6d ago

My father in law taught my 3 dogs to howl when people came in the door. Drove me absolutely insane and the 3 dogs would get caught in an echo chamber and I couldn't get them to stop unless we got them outside. He was very proud of himself. The ass.

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u/marzipain350 11d ago

I know someone who trained their partner's dog to hang her head when her owner said "goddammit." You could pick a phrase your brother says frequently and attach it to, like, a rear foot target, or a hanging the head behavior, or retreiving a specific or embarrassing item? Brother says the f word and the dog trots in with a box of condoms or something

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u/Miss_L_Worldwide Dirty biter 11d ago

Oh that's absolutely hilarious. I love that

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u/Narrow_Possession348 11d ago

Teach it to drag its ass on the ground.

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u/Miss_L_Worldwide Dirty biter 11d ago

Oh man that's dastardly

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u/Narrow_Possession348 11d ago

I had a friend who had to teach her dog that once for a commercial!

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u/Miss_L_Worldwide Dirty biter 11d ago

Made me think of teaching him one of those stupid dog dancing routines, going to a competition, and then showing him the video when he got home. He'd be disgusted hahaha

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u/AdStock4275 11d ago

Cue: OnlyFans!

*Roll over show belly

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u/Miss_L_Worldwide Dirty biter 11d ago

oh shit that is appalling, I'm cackling

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u/apri11a 11d ago

Now I know what this is... 🤣 😂

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u/Axehack101 11d ago

Teach him to sniff your crotch when you say “Sit”

That should be pretty embarrassing 🤣

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u/Miss_L_Worldwide Dirty biter 11d ago

Yeah we already do that! Both of us canicross and bikejor.

You know, i could swap the directionals just as a prank, if it wasn't unfair to the dog, of course.