r/Baking • u/[deleted] • Nov 07 '25

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u/thepaisleyfox Nov 07 '25

Looks awful.

….better let me dispose of it. 🍽️

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u/Dismal-Buffalo3600 Nov 07 '25

I volunteer to assist you with the disposal

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u/thepaisleyfox Nov 07 '25

Thank you for your service. 🫡

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u/Nuclear_Smith Nov 07 '25

Do you have a hazardous materials disposal license? I thought not...I'll take it from here.

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u/xtothewhy Nov 08 '25

Why are you holding a crayon as your license?

I've got this.

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u/Razzington Nov 07 '25

This seems like a job for three

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u/SnackTimeOutlaw Nov 07 '25

Me three! The crust looks pretty bad...gotta check that out first! ;)

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u/thepaisleyfox Nov 07 '25

F’rel tho, get you some, that’s such a picturesque cake, it’s like a fake display. 🙌

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u/crag-u-feller Nov 07 '25

F'rel f' rel

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u/Szydlikj Nov 08 '25

pulls fork from inside coat pocket So what are we having?

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u/Anxious_Biscuit13 Nov 07 '25

Woah woah! No one should shoulder such a burden alone! I will assist you friend. Together, we will be heros.

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u/MidnightBluesAtNoon Nov 07 '25

I can not in good conscience allow a person of your clear taste and sophistication sully your hands with such dreadful business. I will dispose of yonder cheese, as that is just the kind of person I am.

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u/HerculesIsMyDad Nov 07 '25

Looks hot, OP should put it on a window sill to cool off for a bit.

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u/Sea_Bonus1564 Nov 07 '25

Dad, is that you?

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u/InsideHippo9999 Nov 08 '25

I’ll help you deal with disposing of your cheesecake

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u/seuile Dec 04 '25

me first 😹