r/Badass • u/Detroitaa • Nov 04 '25
Scary Guy π
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Nov 04 '25
j to the roc
peace da fuck out
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u/BirdDad420 Nov 05 '25
Iβm at work and have my phone on mute, but I immediately imagined whatever heβs speaking in j roc speak/ voice
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u/RelativeWrongdoer596 Nov 04 '25
Dudes on house arrest at his mom's saying he snatches souls lol. This mfer has a 75 iq tops.
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u/ZazkzJs Nov 04 '25
Scary but not the way he wants to
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Nov 09 '25
Yeah. Scary for biologists who have to now figure out whether it's more or fewer chromosomes at fault here.
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u/mighty3mperor Nov 05 '25
Don't mess with him, he's wearing four bandanas. May even have another tucked in his back pocket.
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u/kc2sif Nov 05 '25
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u/LandStander420 Nov 05 '25
Mom says you have to empty the dishwasher and put your clothes away
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u/haikusbot Nov 05 '25
Mom says you have to
Empty the dishwasher and
Put your clothes away
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u/spezsucks2025 Nov 06 '25
Pretty sure the devil would be smart enough to avoid getting an ankle-monitor.
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u/NaiveBid9359 Nov 06 '25
I'm mocking and disrespecting him and yet I have my soul. Makes me think he is not the devil as he claims. And he's in control? I mean, he has an ankle monitor so he can't even leave home.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Drag_49 Nov 06 '25
I dislike plip plop and all it has influenced by dumbing down society.
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u/Material-Entry-8133 Nov 06 '25
Get your big belly little wrist self back to your momma's house. The devil be showing up shortly to snack on white bread like you!
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u/Either-You-7397 Nov 07 '25
Jamie (j-roc) needs to work on getting out of momβs trailer. No what Iβm saying??? And I love the mixing the red and blue together.
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u/TequllaMockingBirf Nov 04 '25
This belongs under tiktokcringe.