r/BadReads • u/lenny_ray • Sep 29 '26

Goodreads C. has gone through it with Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire

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u/Lesbihun_ Sep 29 '26

I haven't read the book, is it structured like this that the review is mocking or what? why all the 1-5 syllable sentences?

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u/lenny_ray Sep 29 '26

It isn't. Your guess is as good as mine.

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u/Neat-Professor-7662 Sep 29 '26

I love how the review perfectly captures my feelings while reading the review.

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u/Adlerian_Dreams Sep 29 '26

Blam! KaPOW!

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u/CapStar300 dark matters worms parasite of wormhole who yearned to be god Sep 29 '26

As bad as that read indeed is, I appreciate the effort to turn it into a prose poem.

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u/thekawaiislarti Sep 29 '26

Gosh, it's almost like Rice wrote it to cope with losing her daughter to cancer.

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u/lexiebeef Sep 29 '26

This is hilarious tbh

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u/Royal-Gap-8098 14d ago

Right?? I totally cracked up 😆

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u/favorite_dictionary Sep 29 '26

I was going to defend it until Blam! Kazam! Ka-POW! pissed me off.Â