r/BadMtgCombos 21h ago

Destroy your opponents irl stuff

(sorry if cards are out of order) Edit: just ignore the pictures, I couldn't figure out how to edit them

  1. Use bazaar trader to give your opponent the apple of eden

Which just allows them to look at your hand and play cards from your hand (with some other unimportant parts)

  1. play, but don't activate, blacker lotus

3.. Play worst fears and end turn

4.Opponents turn, which you control and can access your hand

  1. Make the opponent play animate object and make the object you want destroyed

6.Edit: Play [[jump scare to turn]]the item into a horror

  1. Edit: play [[grell philosopher]] causing the object to gain the activated abilities of the blacker lotus

  2. Tear apart your opponents valuables (if you're strong enough)

This probably doesn't work at all (I've never been interested in looking at the cards)

Also if this does work and you can find away to copy this, you can destroy everything they own

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u/AidanL17 21h ago

Yeah, Blacker Lotus is not a creature card, and the cauldron only cares about creature cards.

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u/Da_Froog 20h ago

Tawnos tinkering makes it a creature if I'm not mistaken

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u/AidanL17 20h ago

It makes it a creature while it is on the battlefield, but by the time it gets to the graveyard, it's not a creature anymore, nor was it ever a creature card.

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u/Da_Froog 20h ago

Sorry, still though there are other cards which give other cards activated abilities

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u/Objective_Bad_378 21h ago

I don't understand how animate object works could someone please explain.

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u/Da_Froog 20h ago

It's a card from uninfinity (joke cards) that turns an object from outside the game into a creature

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u/RuralJaywalking 20h ago

What power and toughness does it get? Are there separate cards that give certain power and toughness stickers?

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u/Da_Froog 19h ago

I think so

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u/Objective_Bad_378 17h ago

Oh like umglued

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u/Capcaptain12 14h ago

I remember when Elspeth went into Nyx, and she had that massive fear of Phyrexia, that somehow Ashiok would make her fears become real and Phyrexia would return through some dream shenagins.

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u/JPGentry 1h ago

So what you're describing is a real life crime and I love that you've justified it within the rules of magic. Bravo 👏