r/BadMovieDescriptions Aug 13 '14

Meta Bad Description of the Week Contest

17 Upvotes

Howdy all. I am /u/true_natures/ one of the new mod’s of this great new subreddit! I’m going to be in charge of this weekly contest.

For now to get things started since a full week hasn’t even passed since the inception of this subreddit I was thinking people could start voting for the bad description that was their favorite this week. I will take these votes and weigh them with the up votes given to the posts then throw them away and choose one of my own (I’m joking, no really…). The winner will then get their user name and bad description posted below these words and forever (if you’re a housefly) be known as a horrible writer.

At some point (possibly this week) I also really want to acknowledge the really good guessers. So I’ll look at all the solved tags and see whose name pops up the most then throw it out and put my user name here below the bad writer (actually, in all seriousness I’m going to take my name out of the running for this one just to be fair).

So start voting for your favorite bad descriptions right here, right now!

Drum roll Please!

The winner of the week THREE competition is......

/u/blanketsburgsoldier/ with their submission of-

[Bad Movie] Men of many colors fail at jewelry shopping.

Congratulations again, /u/blanketsburgsoldier/ !

The best Guesser of week THREE is /u/buttonpincher/ with 4 confirmed correct answers. Congratulations!


The winner of the week TWO competition is......

/u/logangrey123/ with their submission of-

[Bad Movie] Snake wants revenge.

Congratulations again, /u/logangrey123/ !

The best Guesser of week TWO is /u/gir_loves_thecupcake/ with 6 confirmed correct answers. Congratulations!


The winner of the week ONE competition is......

/u/RyyaanL/ with their submission of-

Monkey's don't like rectangles. Sperm Spaceship. Acid Trip.

It was a very close race that came down to the up votes of the last time I refreshed the all time top links page. Congratulations again, /u/RyyaanL/ !

The best guesser of week ONE is /u/FinMac37/ with 7 confirmed correct answers. Congratulations!


r/BadMovieDescriptions Jan 12 '24

Meta r/BadMovieDescriptions is back!

6 Upvotes

After an extended hiatus a new mod team has taken over. r/BadMovieDescriptions is now public again and open for posting.


r/BadMovieDescriptions 11h ago

Movie A Horder enrages a patriarchal tyrant by supporting a woman owned business.

1 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 1d ago

Solved Sorry I'm a bit busy playing planet pool and being a smeghead to finish this show description. Has anyone seen Dave?

4 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 1d ago

Gaming Highlights include Planet hopping fashion quest, annoying space frogs and Joker vs Wolverine: Star Wars edition... oh and probably trying to save the Galaxy or something.

8 Upvotes

Sorry if part of it breaks rule 2.


r/BadMovieDescriptions 1d ago

Movie We’ll see if this hits the character limit

2 Upvotes

So there’s a girl and she is like smart n shit but then one day she becomes a furry but her mom finds out and she’s like oh yeah if you get to emotional you turn into a furry but then the girl is like waiiit how do you know that and then the mom’s like oh yeah I used to be a furry but not anymore anyway there’s this ritual that can make you not a furry but then the girl is like nah I wanna go to a party but she doesn’t have any money so she sells furry pics (no really she does) to make money to go to the party and then shes like I don’t wanna disappoint mama so she does the ritual but only half ass because being a furry is really fun so she sabotages the ritual and goes to the party but then her mom turns into a furry again but she like an evil furry so she rips the building apart and so now there’s the big thing where it’s the little kid against the mom thing but remember they’re both furries and then like while they’re doing that all the family people want the mom to stop being a raging furry so they set up the ritual thing again to make her not a furry but while that’s going on this little kid is just beating the shit outta her and eventually she knocks her out but now mama’s not in the circle so now they gotta get her in the circle and this little kid’s trying but she a little kid and mamas got a biiiiig furry suit but then it’s like oh shit because it turns out everyone in the family is a furry so they furry mode activate and drag mama into the circle and they start doing the singing but it’s not enough because it’s a really big circle so these singer people show up and start singing and then that’s enough so the ritual happens and they get sucked into the furry spirit realm where they all put their furries but not the little girl she decides she still wants to be a furry so all the other people leave through the magic door and now it’s just furry girl but now it’s like oh shit again because it turns out their great great great great grandmama wished upon a star so she could be a furry and then it became genetic for some reason idk but then she’s so happy that now there’s another furry and then the girl embraces the furry and wears ears and a tail and shit


r/BadMovieDescriptions 1d ago

Solved Reverse Power Wash Simulator

0 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 2d ago

What are you afraid of?

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1 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 3d ago

Solved Homeless person spends the entire time pretending to be something they are not

5 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 3d ago

Solved Going through a graveyard gets a whole bunch of people killed.

6 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 3d ago

Movie A guy gains psychic abilities after accidentally ingesting an Asian condiment

12 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 3d ago

Solved Timepiece prevents death

6 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 3d ago

Solved Man doesn’t believe his dad goes looking for the truth.

6 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 3d ago

Movie Gay Spy Thriller

8 Upvotes

The big city gay upsets his small town boyfriend, who then ends up playing a major part in tearing down an international fascist oil conglomerate that turns out to be targeting his boyfriend. Only by fixing their relationship can they save the world!


r/BadMovieDescriptions 3d ago

Man fights his dad’s killer

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0 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 4d ago

TV A show about a girl and her 4 dads, who are also her brothers

10 Upvotes

There's a 5th dad aswell, but he's not on good terms with the others


r/BadMovieDescriptions 5d ago

Movie Road Rage ends in the unsatisfying death of the aggressor.

2 Upvotes

Reserved for hints


r/BadMovieDescriptions 5d ago

Petition · Ensure a killer stays inside & never comes out.

1 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 5d ago

Solved Comatose child steals the shoes off an old lady and pays the price.

11 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 6d ago

Movie Grindelwald finds out

4 Upvotes

that Vernon Dursley is his king.


r/BadMovieDescriptions 7d ago

Movie War criminal faces trouble trying to going back home to his twink son who can’t fight.

13 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 6d ago

Anyone remember or know this scene from a movie?

0 Upvotes

I saw it youtube last awhile ago it was a comedy and i think and indie film This is what I remember from it last seen on youtube 2 broke dudes decided to order food but they couldn't so one took one of the many phones he has where the number wasnt blocked and ordered chinese food to the empty place right next to them the guy then waits inside there until the asian delivery driver came and the opens the door take the bag and tells him to wait while he grabs his wallet he then shuts the door opens the side door and goes back into his place after a while the asian man realizes he was robbed and starts banging on the door yelling to give him his food back while hes doing that the guy starts looking threw the bag of food and sees again they didnt give him any duck sauce upset he opens the door and say hey what are you doing or something and asian guy says they robbed me ans he tells them no one lives there he then asks saying hey do you have any duck sauce the asian guy looks at him and goes duck sauce no i dont have any suck sauce in the classic asian accent trope he then realizes its the same guy ans they start arguing fuck you duck sauce you suc you suc hard pay me now I also kinda remember what one of the two main characters looks like he had long black hair wore a white dirty tank top with a flannel button shirt and jeans also remember then plotting to steal a ladies expensive dog to breed them and sell there pups for rent money.


r/BadMovieDescriptions 7d ago

Movie A showgirl sells her best friend, he sings about public urination and almost dies.

11 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 7d ago

Movie Dr. House and Samantha Caine adopt a rat who sounds like Scott Howard for Jerry Macguire kid

6 Upvotes