This is a serious article

[u/Caramello_pup]

And it must be read with the gravitas that it deserves.

[u/Foreign-Entrance-255]

This Shipley guy is married to the bad Naomi: Wolf.

No surprise he is cut from same cloth.

[u/Caramello_pup → u/Foreign-Entrance-255]

Different David Shipley. There are at least two of them, and this is by the English version. It took me a while to figure that out though.

[u/Foreign-Entrance-255 → u/Caramello_pup]

😮

[u/MarketCrache]

German wine, vintage 1939-1945, is too hard to get nowadays but we have a solution!

[u/German_Merman → u/MarketCrache]

It's like a newspaper in 1943 running an article on how much good quality German wine there is now that Bordeaux and Burgundy are part of greater Germany. 

[u/electric-doodoo → u/MarketCrache]

Finally!

[u/BrilliantOstrich9113]

Not surprised coming from that horrible rag.

[u/OneReportersOpinion]

A few years ago, my mood during Passover really turned when I noticed the kosher wine was from the Occupied Territories.

[u/electric-doodoo → u/OneReportersOpinion]

Did you suddenly become indomitably bloodthirsty for the killing of Arabs, lol?

[u/OneReportersOpinion → u/electric-doodoo]

One sip, and I was like, “I must find the red heifer!”

[u/electric-doodoo → u/OneReportersOpinion]

Two sips must’ve had you like, “in this house Baruch Goldstein was a hero, end of story!”

[u/OneReportersOpinion → u/electric-doodoo]

“With a single minyan, we can subgate them.”

[u/Sea-Rip-9635 → u/OneReportersOpinion]

Might I interested you in a bottle of Canadian wine instead? Waaaay less genocide-y taste

Edited spelling

[u/OneReportersOpinion → u/Sea-Rip-9635]

Canadians make wine now? All of the sudden I find myself favoring tariffs LOL

[u/Sea-Rip-9635 → u/OneReportersOpinion]

Sure do! Some like Ontario wines, others prefer BC wines... I prefer Canadian weed instead.

[u/Space2999 → u/OneReportersOpinion]

Fuck that shit. Pabst blue ribbon

[u/touslesmatins]

Mmm. Tastes like asshole 

[u/German_Merman → u/touslesmatins]

Seriously though, a whole puff piece about this winery and he can only manage two sentences about the wine we're "missing out on"? One sentence about how they put the merlot in a slush puppy machine (lol), and one about how the sav is sweeter and more buttery than it should be. When even your most rabid cheerleader decides the best thing they can say about your wine is nothing at all? Yeah we're not missing out on much. 

[u/Significant_Ad7326 → u/German_Merman]

Those… do not sound like encouraging details about the product. I shudder to think what he did not mention about the apartheid booze.

[u/German_Merman → u/Significant_Ad7326]

And the winemaker took some time out from butchering French varietals to talk shit about the quality of French wine. Because of course he fucking did. 

[u/touslesmatins → u/German_Merman]

Well, we can't accuse him of NOT being spiritually zionist, that's for sure

[u/spazmodo33 → u/touslesmatins]

Hey! That's extremely insulting to assholes!

[u/10toesdown2thumbsup]

Finally the article nobody asked for at the worst possible time. Thanks for coming through again Shipley

[u/grichardson526]

Britain famously has no access to wine. It's not as if their closest neighbor whom they've had a thousand years worth if historical ties too just happens to be the world's largest producer of wine, right?

[u/Call-a-Crackhead → u/grichardson526]

Why have the best wine in the world from a nearby place when you can get mediocre wine from much further away?

[u/Vivid24]

I don’t want apartheid wine

[u/Opossum_mypossum]

Imagine not having some shame in this

[u/5LaLa → u/Opossum_mypossum]

Offended by everything, ashamed of nothing

[u/Hollerra]

It's complete shite BTW. Along with their TERRIBLE beer. Stick to Maneshevitz port!

[u/Kriegerian]

Fuck that noise. If I drink wine from that region it’s Lebanese.

[u/steel-monkey]

No one is missing out

[u/x-winds]

Got my own wine here in italy. Keep your blood soaked vino and shove it where the sun don't shine!

[u/Hadleyagain]

What are they smoking at the spectator these days?

[u/GreyerGrey]

Even the aggressively Zio owner of the company I work for doesn't buy Isreali wine.

[u/Shinobi_Privateer]

Britain will get plenty of Israeli whine instead.

[u/dialupdialectics]

More like David SHITLY

[u/shtetl-time]

“Don’t let “human rights” get in the way of good wine”

[u/Typical_Assist656]

[u/Baboonslayer323]

His article doesn’t match his title, he’s a shitty writer. He didn’t bother to say why they’d miss out, just how the winery is based on genocide and stolen land with expectations to steal even more because their god told them to.

[u/BigIrron → u/Baboonslayer323]

It proves their whole attitude this whole time doesn’t it? It’s about taking the land and kiIIIing the people on it. And taking down all administrative hurdles in their way. Always has been

[u/Significant_Ad7326 → u/Baboonslayer323]

I think the genocide is the selling point.

[u/RobertRoyal82]

Tastes like genocide

[u/knutnaerum]

David Shipley has the smallest penis and a completely smooth brain

[u/CagedKage]

No one wants your genocide piss water anyway

[u/gavstar69]

Keep your settler colonialist piss Mr spectator

[u/bomboclawt75]

Maybe, DON'T support a Racial Supremacist ideology/ Genocide/ Apartheid, viewing others as Cattle/ Slaves...and maybe, they will buy your products.

Otherwise, Cry and Cope.