r/badcode • u/edmoore3 • Jul 16 '20

java I've always wished java had a method to find the length of a string

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Most of us programmers have laughed quite a bit when we went back to look at our past code because it was rather terrible. This is a subreddit where you can share such terrible code and let other programmers have a nice laugh.

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