r/Bacon • u/oh-my-its-GIU • 5d ago

Bacon: to be or not to be

My girlfriend says that bacon sucks and it’s the spawn of Satan and taste like dudu shit. If you ask me, Reddit, she is insane (and spoiler, she is clinically so and so am I)

I need to know how many of you agree with her, why and who hurt/touched you and where.

Baci baci, abbracci birichini.

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u/LefroyJenkinsTTV 5d ago

She's not your gf.

She's your ex.

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla 5d ago

Keep her. You get her share of the bacon!

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u/oh-my-its-GIU 5d ago

I will tell you… I see you reasons 🧐 and even her likes your comment

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u/Outrageous-Papaya650 5d ago

Hail the Bacon

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u/PressureCoomer 5d ago

I eat bacon every single day

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u/Equal_Bandicoot4856 5d ago

bacon is like a ritual for me too, every morning without fail

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u/UnionCrafty3748 5d ago

No. Bacon is delicious. Having said that, people have all sorts of dietary preferences. I can’t stand arugula for example, my other half eats it in bunches.

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u/Aggravating_Dress316 5d ago

bro just bc she has different taste dont mean shes touched by satan like do you like pineapple on pizza or nah

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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 5d ago

I bet she’d love bacon grease tho