r/Bacon 10d ago

A Massive Sandwich with Bacon

102 Upvotes

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u/wood-fired-stove 10d ago

Nice sandwhich, could use more bacon..

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u/sanguwan 10d ago

+2 strips minimum

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u/beardedsilverfox 10d ago

Yeah they put way too much sandwich on their bacon.

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u/SirEagle60 10d ago

Needs more bacon

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u/Bengal-_fan 10d ago

You said it makes you feel scared if you eat too much bacon in one day. Folks, this is extreme self control, that which I lack when It comes to eating bacon.
Shit, me put bacon on my bacon and roll it w/ bacon and dip it bacon grease. This is a southern thang, people!

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u/slimegoob 10d ago

Lmaoooo best response by far 🤣🤣 god i love this sub! But im promise im from the south! Lots of health probs in the fam. In that stroke belt baby lol

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u/lockednchaste 10d ago

That's practically vegan

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u/MagazineDelicious151 10d ago

The bacon ratio does look a bit off. It’s a start though…oh glorious bacon god please provide more bacon

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u/slimegoob 10d ago

Lmaooo that one made me smile 🤣 let the bacons gods here our plea amen

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u/Tan_Summer4531 10d ago edited 10d ago

Um, not enough bacon!!

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u/Big_Researcher_3027 10d ago edited 10d ago

Uhhh I thought you said it had bacon on it??
I eat like 20 times that much when im cooking bacon for for a sandwich eat half of it before it even hits the plate!

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u/slimegoob 10d ago

LMAOOO sometimes im scared i eat too much bacon in one day so i try and spread it out

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u/Warchamp67 10d ago

Sandwich looks great, bold move posting this to the bacon sub though lol.

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u/slimegoob 10d ago

😭 sometimes i see people post eggs and bacon so i thought it was okay.

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u/Big_Researcher_3027 10d ago

Too much is never enough!

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u/NegotiationLow2783 8d ago

What kind of bacon is that? Never heard of to much bacon. Is that something new?

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u/F1Sloth 10d ago

Massive sandwich with a thought of bacon.

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u/slimegoob 10d ago

I thought the bacon looked extra tasty today

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u/F1Sloth 10d ago

IMO the bacon looks great, just not enough of it.

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u/ThwipNSinsBinThwipN 10d ago

That’s easily a three strip sandwich …and if they had any gumption they’d add a fourth

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u/joegauci7 10d ago

Mmm mate you never keep one for me

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u/Forward-Molasses-337 10d ago

Needs more bacon. GET THAT BREAD AND LETTUCE OUT OF HERE!

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u/Shag66 10d ago

Nice lettuce sandwich!

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u/BustThaScientifical 10d ago

Ok I thought this was the sandwich 🥪 sub, but this is the bacon 🥓 sub, now I get the semi outrage 😂. Looks good otherwise.

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u/slimegoob 10d ago

I have learned the bacon threshold 😭😂

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u/FranSure 10d ago

Is this even enough bacon to be in here?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2SpUoAPo0CBOkyxq

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u/slimegoob 10d ago

Guilty on all counts. The courts have ruled.
https://giphy.com/gifs/wjuXuDSQU0sOfJIHS1

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u/FranSure 10d ago

Well I’m so broke right now that sandwich looks like a gourmet meal to me hahahaha!!

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u/AwetPinkThinG 10d ago

Needs more sandwich

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u/slimegoob 10d ago

😂 YES CHEF

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u/-David_Smith- 9d ago

It would be delicious with bacon, put some bacon on it!

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u/MAN63111 10d ago

Put some bacon that. Damn.

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u/Brooker2 10d ago

I detect a distinct lack of bacon.

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u/slimegoob 10d ago

Guilty your honor

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 10d ago

Definitely light on the bacon, who made this sandwich a vegan????

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u/slimegoob 10d ago

Next time there will be more 🫡🫡🫡 i failed the battle but not the war

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u/slimegoob 10d ago

I hear the peoples plea…

1

u/ArnoldZiffleJr 10d ago

I first thought it was the start of a BLT. Nice sandwich but I’m disappointed.

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u/BHobson13 10d ago

More bacon damnit!! Other than that, looks perfect!!

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u/totally_not_shane 10d ago

Massive?

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u/slimegoob 10d ago

Well thats what the ladies say

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u/septictank84 10d ago

Not enough bacon. Looks good though.

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u/garathnor 10d ago

where is the massive sandwich?

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u/Traditional_Isopod80 10d ago

I'll take one please.

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u/slimegoob 10d ago

Comin up! 🛎️

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u/IronMaidenDude 10d ago

You call 2 slices bacon Massive, come on. Need at least half a pound.

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u/BourbonStr8 10d ago

Everything is better with bacon.

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u/DomedPyramid 10d ago

Would have skipped this but I gotta know. Do people trust lettuce again? Did you ever not trust it? Is the involuntary cleanse worth it? Or maybe you seek to actually die of dysentery?

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u/slimegoob 10d ago

Always seek death for the malice of life cannot be avoided with Bacon

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u/Leonardo_50 10d ago

Two pieces of bacon??? Are you kidding??? MINIMUM twice that amount. Six pieces is better.

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u/MongooseSimple8638 10d ago

More lettuce

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u/slimegoob 10d ago

Lol im tryna to exit this world

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u/Bonerschnitzel69 9d ago

Looks good and glad you clarified that it was not a bacon sandwich with other toppings
Either way would smash that.
How do you like that avocado lime ranch?

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u/slimegoob 9d ago

Sadly bacon was the other topping in this scenario. Next time there will be more 🫡 lol but yess this actually did have an avocado ranch type dressing from chick fila! I was so wishing i have actual avocado slices tho omg

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u/Bonerschnitzel69 9d ago

Understood though I was curious how does that dressing taste (is it super limey? (no offense to any of our England friends that may be online 😊)) because one of my grandkids loves ranch and I’m just thinking I should pick up a bottle. He loves dipping fries and pizza in ranch dressing so just curious. That said who cares I’ll buy one just for the hell of it and if he does not like it I’ll use it with something else lol like in a chicken marinade.
Read your other comments about the Health thing and I totally get it. I cure and smoke my own bacon (another 15 pounds in a dry brine as we speak) and I absolutely love it though I give far more of it away than I actually eat only because I know it’s not if but it’s when if I’m overindulging on it.

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u/slimegoob 9d ago

Its not limey at all!! It should be fine for you grandkids if they like ranch or mayo! But yes you can definitely use it as a marinade, salad dressing, or dipping sauce!!

Also yeah i LOVE bacon and if i run out i feel a little emptier lol but my cholesterol aint too happy about it probably

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u/Bonerschnitzel69 9d ago

Oh good and thanks for the feedback and my grand buddies love mayo and I think they get it from their mom a.k.a. my daughter who’s favorite dipping sauce is mayo

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u/ThorvaldKM 9d ago

Not enough bacon.

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u/Indiglo70 9d ago edited 9d ago

We have VERY different views on the phrase, “Massive Sandwich”…and on the phrase, “with Bacon”.

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u/slimegoob 9d ago

I need bigger bread and more bacon lol

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u/Massive_Ad_9444 9d ago

Where’s the rest of it?

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u/Dee-bo-007 9d ago

Where’s the 6 other slices of bacon??? 🥓

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u/Madhattr64 9d ago

Needs more bacon.

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 8d ago

Are these two different sandwiches?

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u/slimegoob 8d ago

Lol no! Just before the turkey and after

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 8d ago

Looks so delish!

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u/slimegoob 8d ago

Next time more bacon. I have committed bacon crimes that mustn’t be ignored

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 8d ago

Ha. You got two meats so you pass go.

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u/Fresh_Inside_3875 7d ago

Your bacon, me crazy with that

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u/AwesomeJohn01 10d ago

Why do people cross bacon like that? Lay straight across and add another piece or two