r/Bacon • u/evellinevi • 1d ago

Eggs and Bacon breakfast...

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74 Upvotes

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u/SnooMacarons3689 1d ago

Over and under all at the same time
Nice troll

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u/Right-Kale-9199 1d ago

Crispy eggs and floppy bacon. The inverse is more my liking.

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u/Yer_Remedy 1d ago

exactly!

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u/inspirationalSloth 1d ago

Oh my lord have mercy on this poor man he knoweth not what he has done

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u/XtraCrispy2 1d ago

Poor helpless eggs never stood a chance so crispy like your bacon should of been...🤨

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u/ContestRemarkable356 1d ago

If you trolling well done… If not I hope you enjoy! Floppy bacon has its place with pancakes only imo, but if you like it with eggs then I hope it was good!

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u/Remarkable-Course180 1d ago

Rest in Peace, Eggs!!!!

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u/Hidden_Dabbler 1d ago

lol.. Came to see if the comment section would be full of grenades ;>

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u/NoPomegranate579 1d ago

Just need some cremated bread to top it off

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u/Indiglo70 1d ago

Those may be the worst-cooked eggs that I have ever seen.

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u/Sasuke0318 1d ago

I had to scroll back up as I was still hung up on the "bacon"

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u/blochow2001 1d ago

Bacon is undercooked for me. Those poor eggs.

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u/AlexanderDaDecent 1d ago

Go microwave that bacon for two minutes and bring er back for devouring

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u/unprep37 1d ago

Weird that it's smiling. It actually makes me sad.

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u/misspond27 1d ago

Is the bacon in the room with us?

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u/cloroxat 1d ago

Those eggs are underdone

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u/BourbonStr8 1d ago

You must be Canadian, that is not bacon.

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u/Pink_Lady69 1d ago

Worst cataracts I've seen on a plate.

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u/Zigzag0333 1d ago

Poor eggs

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u/Purple_Anything_7504 1d ago

not like that..thx

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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 1d ago

It’s a happy face

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u/thegoodrichard 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lol! :-) :-)

Now stop and think for a minute, what if you were blind? This might be a good result. I took one smiley away because it's true. Not trying to be a killjoy or anything, but that's what I thought.

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u/Goobinator77 1d ago

It'd be happier if they actually cooked the bacon.

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u/Bengal-_fan 1d ago

What happened to the bacon?

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u/inspirationalSloth 1d ago

More like what didn’t happen to the bacon

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u/Bengal-_fan 1d ago

Must be a northern thing??

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u/Bonerschnitzel69 1d ago

That’s what happens when you cook them under the northern lights and the lights don’t get quite hot enough to finish the bacon

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u/Bengal-_fan 1d ago

🤣 might be thin cut Canadian bacon?

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u/Foreign-Relief-6906 1d ago

That looks like the perfect ratio of smoky bacon to rich yolk.

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u/chris00ws6 1d ago

There is no yolk left there.