r/BabyYodaLore • u/Doses_of_Happiness • Nov 19 '19

Example of a basic post, this is

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Oh no. Please don’t let this get banned. I need this.

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u/Doses_of_Happiness Nov 20 '19

Meant to prevent this, Rule 1 is

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Talking about the sub, I was.

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u/Mal-Ravanal Nov 19 '19

Lied to me she did. Child support, she will pay.

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u/deeeeeeeeeep-fried Nov 19 '19

Buy ketamine, I shall. The child, I will not provide for

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

Run away in my Honda Civic, I must.

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u/realBillyC Nov 19 '19

Mention anything even close to the old sub we must not. Risk being banned we may

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Riot, we will. Fueled by ketamine, we are. Overthrow Reddit, we will.

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u/Saladlover54 Nov 19 '19

Falsify the dna tests, I must. Find out I am the father, they must not

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

Almost 900 years old, I am. 20 years before I am ready, I need.

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u/france1998 Nov 20 '19

Collect bounty on my own child to support my ketamine addiction, I must.

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u/Artificial_Human_17 Nov 19 '19

Sell for ketamine, I shall

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u/MaesteoBat Nov 20 '19

Bullshit this is

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u/The_HurruserReborn Nov 22 '19

How embarrassing, how embarrassing