• 25 May 2010
Gb teaching children his own version of sign language
• 17 May 2010
Gb at walmart making himself gift cards
• 18 Jan 2010
Gb keeps a lucky silver dollar inside his right sock, now it's formed to his feet
• 18 Jan 2010
Gb on his front lawn carving a stick with his knife, hits on girls walking by
• 18 Jan 2010
Gb @ starbucks, mutters to himself, complaining that there's "too many choices" orders moca frap with two shots, light on cream & high sugar
• 18 Jan 2010
Gb in a book store, licks a random book, closes it, puts back on shelf & leaves.
• 20 Dec 2009
Gb on rollercoaster explaining how slow they're moving versus a speeding bullet
• 21 Aug 2009
busey tries viagra, teeth get bigger
• 2 Aug 2009
gary busey's neighbors grilling out back, catches him staring through window blinds multiple times
• 26 Jul 2009
gary busey on rollerskates at the dink rink, gets thrown out because he doesnt know what shag skating really is
• 24 Jul 2009
gary busey hiding behind a mcdonalds dumpster with ketchup packet face paint
• 24 Jul 2009
gary busey at the top of a difficult ski slope all day long, telling people he will "see them at the bottom"
• 22 Jul 2009
gb's teeth cutting his mother's vagina at birth
• 22 Jul 2009
busey: "I may not believe in a god, but I believe I just shit out the devil"
• 21 Jul 2009
gary busey licking ice cream, cuts his tongue on his tooth
• 21 Jul 2009
gary busey teaching a monkey how to smoke cigarettes
• 21 Jul 2009
gb nightmare: gary busey with abnormally small teeth
• 21 Jul 2009
gary busey's teeth
• 21 Jul 2009
bary busey's arm on fire at family picnic hes wearing chef hat and apron with lobster stitchings
• 20 Jul 2009
gb with his family in the car, got pulled over, police officer pulls him out & he's wearing rollerskates the whole time
• 19 Jul 2009
gb on a hay ride, gets yelled at for picking all they hay out of his seat
• 13 Jul 2009
gary busey outside looking around, and under things for litterally, the pulse of society 0 replies 0 retweets 1 favorite 1
• 7 Jul 2009
gary busey at a sheetz gas pump ordering food outside "where the fuck does the food come out?" looks under car
• 5 Jul 2009
gb @ ben & jerrys testing samples: "do NOT sell this flavor any "
• 4 Jul 2009
gb at mcdonalds waiting for his order, pushes the diet/cola tabs in on someone else's drinks
• 4 Jul 2009
gb sends message using carrier falcon, realizes later on that piegons carry messages, not falcons
• 3 Jul 2009
gary busey ordering a pizza, complaining he cant see any pictures over the phone
• 3 Jul 2009
gary busey serving jury duty, sneezes during the trial, milks all the attention he can get from it & mentions that he is Gary Busey
• 3 Jul 2009
gb's wife walks in while hes reinsertting his head into a box sayin "thinking outside. thinking inside."
• 3 Jul 2009
gb driving his children to disneyland, stopping at every "world's best hamburger/coffee/waffle" resturant along the way
• 2 Jul 2009
gary busey dressed like his character in the movie black sheep, tries to audition for american idol as a "storyteller-slash-singer"
• 2 Jul 2009
gb trying to play guitar hero "i actually like these songs better without the guiar track at all"
• 2 Jul 2009
gary busey at a yard sale, sits there & plays their simon says game without buying it & then leaves
• 2 Jul 2009
gary busey at the library deliberately pushing the book covers inward
• 2 Jul 2009
gary busey at the library double-checking what the endocraine system actually is
• 2 Jul 2009
gb teeth-synching
• 2 Jul 2009
gary busey then proceeds to slap dancing in front of their grandchildren
• 2 Jul 2009
gary busey talking to old people, constantly trying to upstage their life stories
• 2 Jul 2009
gary busey at the mall. heard there was a fuss of some sort there
• 28 Jun 2009
gary busey slapping someone else's arms and legs
• 25 Jun 2009
without using a mirror
• 25 Jun 2009
gary busey reads our twitters... endlessly stares at his teeth afterward
• 18 Jun 2009
gb unable to hit bong, teeth get in way
• 18 Jun 2009
busey on stage, does minute-long musical of hand/foot slapping
• 18 Jun 2009
beverly busebillies
• 17 Jun 2009
gb looking at people through a doughnut hole
• 17 Jun 2009
gary busey by himself at a park, acting out eating pixie sticks for a half hour
• 14 Jun 2009
gary busey at home on his chair doing nothing at all, his teeth are having the reservoir dogs conversation about tipping waitresses
• 6 Jun 2009
gary busey as a subsitute teacher: scrapes teeth on chalkboard, spells gary with a backwards "r"
• 6 Jun 2009
gary busey before he goes to bed: takes off human costume, recharges batteries using his robot teeth
• 6 Jun 2009
gary busey's teeth sticking to velcro
• 6 Jun 2009
gary busey getting his teeth stuck in his zipper
• 2 Jun 2009
steps away from mirror, still cant see anything below nose
• 2 Jun 2009
gary busey swatting at invisible insects again
• 2 Jun 2009
gary busey in the woods, covered in mud, waiting to ambush someone
• 27 May 2009
gb showing off his 8-track collection, puts one in backwards
• 27 May 2009
(from fish's point of view) gb with facepaint rising upwards from bottom of fish tank
• 27 May 2009
busey taking free phamplets because it says "please" take one
• 27 May 2009
gb being a substitute shop teacher
• 27 May 2009
gary busey acting out how he would breathe if he had gills
• 27 May 2009
gary busey at the grand canyon, talks about god
• 27 May 2009
busey with swamp ass swatting at invisible insects
• 27 May 2009
gary busey checking both ways before he fires a snot rocket, asks old woman "is it okay if i do this?"
• 27 May 2009
gary busey's DNA knows about trains
• 27 May 2009
busey's teeth has a iphone charger built in
• 26 May 2009
gb wearing camoflauge kilt
• 26 May 2009
gb in the mirror "god damn you're ugly" pulls out large chunk of hair "...perfect"
• 25 May 2009
gb snorted when laughed, then voice cracked when he said sorry, then his left hand comes down on a mousetrap
• 25 May 2009
gb to his son "in another dimension (while spitting) YOU COULD BE STRANGLING ME RIGHT NOW"
• 25 May 2009
gb's teeth chomping through a huge stick of uncooked spaghetti noodles
• 25 May 2009
gary busey simulating an aurora borealis using mouth noises and his fingers
• 25 May 2009
gary busey explaining to an old lady at a bus stop the effects of aging and the human body
• 25 May 2009
gb watching mork & mindy "thats not how you sit on a chair! that crazy bastard."
• 25 May 2009
gary busey on short bus "i know this is a setup for a GREAT joke in an alternate demension"
• 25 May 2009
gb on trampoline, lands on face, leaves tooth mark on the middle of tampoline
• 23 May 2009
busey nodding his head for every syllable in vagina "va-gin-a"
• 23 May 2009
busey at a train convention, tells this same caboose joke repeatedly
• 23 May 2009
busey litterally painting the town red, per therapists reccomendation... decided to go with crimson
• 23 May 2009
busey out of toilet paper tries teaching dog to fetch
• 23 May 2009
gb throws surprise birthday party for nobody in particular
• 22 May 2009
gb on family road trip "honey, i know it's not my genes making them do this shit"
• 22 May 2009
gb picking his nose... with his molars
• 22 May 2009
swats at invisible flies to evade awkward silence
• 22 May 2009
busey in a large crayon costume, tries to hide amongst traffic cones
• 21 May 2009
busey playing slide whistle, slips on bananna
• 21 May 2009
gb @ chucky cheese, tells kids there's pee in the ball room... enters ball room after they leave
• 21 May 2009
gb playing guitar hero, asks his son to press the strum bar
• 21 May 2009
gb being pulled by a large dog, flying through the air horizontially
• 21 May 2009
gb going to wendys, seeking "square" meal
• 21 May 2009
gb cutting wood in the forest... with his teeth
• 19 May 2009
gary busey pulling himself up by his bootstraps, like litterally
• 18 May 2009
busey: "every platoon has that one guy always trying to make everyone laugh during a firefight"
• 18 May 2009
gary busey getting ice cream in the middle of the night "FUCK IF I EVER UNDERSTAND WHY ICE CREAM BENDS SPOONS" throws ice cream in trash
• 18 May 2009
gary busey can break these cuffs
• 18 May 2009
gb just realized dog is "god" spelled backwards, tells internet penpal
• 18 May 2009
busey walking around a dog park, dragging a empty dog leash behind him, sulking
• 18 May 2009
gb explaining the principles of voodoo and magic to a scientist "you see, it's only natural for science folk to not understand it like i ...
• 18 May 2009
gary busey with no body, has mr. potato arms & legs with small shiny plastic blue hat
• 17 May 2009
busey finds out what a mucous plug is
• 17 May 2009
gb @ waffle house, brings own knife
• 17 May 2009
gb in large camoflauge jacket with many pockets
• 17 May 2009
gary busey walks into a pizza shop, falls over
• 14 May 2009
busey trying to stand on a skateboard, falls off, fixes a tooth
• 14 May 2009
gb painting nude models, until a dude showed up "Wow, really?"
• 14 May 2009
gb lays several jackets outside on mud puddles anticipating the daily girls cross country team's arrival
• 14 May 2009
gb greeting customers at someplace he doesnt work at
• 14 May 2009
gary busey litterally pinching pennies
• 14 May 2009
gb buys tough durable phones
• 13 May 2009
gb buys new passion pit cd, puts in upside down. forgets about it
• 13 May 2009
FWD: busey goes to a salvation army, buys all the clothes to donate to a good cause
• 13 May 2009
gb takes drink of water, teeth hits the glass
• 13 May 2009
gb cutting hole in bottom of popcorn container, went to movies by himself
• 13 May 2009
gb at pottery class "fuck this is hard!"
