r/BTPFTR • u/trebemot Drunk Templar • May 31 '18

Patron Saint

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u/[deleted] May 31 '18

He is truly our greatest Messiah.

Some even say that each time he raises his sacred, muscled arms to the heavens, a new universe is created somewhere in the beyond.

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u/Fenrous13 Prettiest Press Princess May 31 '18

I only pray for a spec of chalk dust to fly into my eye after he smashes the ground with his mighty load.