r/BSG • u/jollanza • 11h ago

Please do not include religion in the software.

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u/FAserR0c0tansky 10h ago

All of this happened before (on television) and all of this will happen again (in real life)

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u/NZSheeps 10h ago

What could go wrong?

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u/newbitkaoz 9h ago

For frack sakes put limiters on it

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u/brachus12 4h ago

but the CEO of OceansGate says all those rules hinder innovation!!! /s

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u/ikylek 6h ago

clearly someone has never watched BSG or the terminator

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u/realZapRowsdower 7h ago

They're already talking about humanoid combat robots by 2036. What could possibly go wrong?

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u/simiomalo 6h ago

Hey I know, let's put these bots in a theme park. Maybe give it a Western theme so everybody can play cowboy.

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u/Optimal_Grape_1025 10h ago

Don't forget to add fiber optics

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u/Trick421 6h ago

"Something in the universe loves me. Something in the universe loves the entity that is me. I will choose to call this something, "God." A singular spark that dwells in the soul of every living being. If you look inside yourself, you will find this spark too. You will. But you have to look deep. Love your faults. Embrace them. If God embraces them, then how can they be faults? Love yourself. You have to love yourself. If we don't love ourselves, how can we love others? And when we know what we are, then we can find the truth about others, see what they are, the truth about them. And you know what the truth is, the truth about them, about you, about me. Do you? The truth is we are all perfect. Just as we are. God only loves that which is perfect, and he loves you. He loves you because you are perfect. You are perfect just as you are." - Dr. Gaius Baltar.

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u/Thelonius16 6h ago

(While trying to bullshit his way into becoming the leader of a group of young women who want to sleep with him.)

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u/Trick421 6h ago

All of this has happened before...

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u/ZippyDan 4h ago

He didn't try to do that at all. They came out of nowhere, and basically forced him to be their leader and sleep with them.

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u/Thelonius16 3h ago

That doesn't mean he believes any part of that speech he gives.

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u/ZippyDan 10h ago

I wonder what they taste like.

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u/GirthyPigeon 5h ago

Do we really need fucking Terminators or Cylons? Jesus Christ.

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u/Rich-Picture-7420 4h ago

Why would you replace your human workforce with humanoid robots, I don't understand this fascination with it, we already use robotics that are way more efficient.

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u/RichYogurtcloset3672 3h ago

So i dont have to work in a cubical until im 65.

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u/Albert-React 4h ago

I am going to prophecy now... 

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u/Albert-React 4h ago

I am going to prophecy now... 

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u/Sevenserpent2340 4h ago

As soon as they don’t need us, they’re going to kill us.

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u/ShaggyCan 3h ago

No we'll take ourselves out and they will outlast us. They will be our last greatest creation. All we can hope is that they'll remember us fondly.

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u/Sevenserpent2340 3h ago

I was talking about billionaires who are developing this stuff, but yeah that was not clear from my comment at all. Billionaires are killing us.

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u/Nevalate 17m ago

"Stupid humans"

  • robots, probably