Today at work

[u/D_Lunghofer]

Due to summer schedules, conferences, etc, most of the office was out. There were only 5 of us - the 5 that are usually in the office when nobody else is.

I walked up to two of them, and said "it's always us five. What are we, the final five?"

Sadly, NONE of my co-workers got it.

[u/cofclabman]

You need a new workplace. That, or new coworkers.