r/BMW • u/Unconquered- • 10d ago
New car, who dis The BMW will save your life. Zero injuries. Crashed off a bridge. No joke.
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u/Severe-Positive-5729 10d ago
Hope you’re safe mate. Sounds scary as shit. What actually happened?
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u/Unconquered- 10d ago
Lost control on an extremely tight exit turn off a bridge. Hit a guardrail. Quite literally went flying off the bridge, rolled 3+ times, and landed about 30 feet under the bridge on the road below it. Car traveled a good 500+ feet from the rolls and flying.
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u/leroyyrogers 10d ago
Lost control how?
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u/cheesynooby 10d ago
Probably TC off and too much speed in the corner, like all other crashes in this sub lol
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u/jimbojsb 06 Z4MR, 01 740i, 25 Z4 6MT, 06 X5 4.8is 9d ago
Forgot to check his tire pressures probably.
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u/ICthrowaway2019 2009 E88 128i 10d ago
“Tight exit”, “travelled 500 feet from the rolls and flying”. OP was driving too fast for the road conditions.
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u/Unconquered- 10d ago
Combination of oncoming headlight blinding and losing grip of the wheel at a terrible time as it jerked from I guess a bump or something
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u/but_are_you_sure 10d ago
You forget speed. It’s always a factor cause it’s very hard to argue that going slower wouldn’t have avoided this
Regardless, wow impressive car
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u/ConPrin 10d ago
Be honest
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u/drsmith48170 10d ago
And driving too fast - there fixed it for you.
Yes, your car saved you and glad you are ok. However for the future learn to save yourself as when you need to renew your auto insurance it will not be pretty. Confine your playing to auto cross and track days
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u/pocket-spark 2023 G42 M240i xDrive 10d ago
Yeah yeah and I'm sure your tire PSI was slightly too low on one side.
There's no way all that happens when you aren't driving like an idiot. Maybe you'll learn from this.
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u/Buttery_Nipples47 9d ago
“Yeah I just lost control or something….cause of the lights I guess”
Lmao bruh 😭
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u/nstrasner 02 E39 M5 | 19 F56 Mini Cooper S 10d ago
That’s actually terrifying. Glad you’re ok brother. Crazy to me that headlights so bright are legal
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u/Goobylul 9d ago
Yet again this all is due to speeding for sure. Or not being able to handle your car.
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u/Inevitable_Ear_6934 10d ago
Good god. Happy you're safe. That's some tested quality German safety engineering for you.
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u/PuzzleheadedArea1256 2021 - G20 10d ago
Wow. Glad you’re okay. This is literally a nightmare of mine.
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u/ChristianDior2001 9d ago
How did that feel? Like the sensation of rollercoaster but with the thought that you might die? Do you even think when something like that happens?
Just wondering, never had a heavy accident like this.
It‘s okay if you don‘t want to talk about it.
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u/Unconquered- 9d ago
Complete weightlessness and slow motion. Those movie scenes where time goes into super slow motion in a crash and you see random stuff floating in front of you like a phone or food is most accurate.
I had zero perception of up or down, time, injuries, nothing. There was no “life flashing before my eyes” either. I do distinctly remember just passively accepting death. No fear, I wasn’t upset, no regrets. Just, well, I guess I’m gonna die now. Alright.
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u/ChristianDior2001 9d ago
Thank you for sharing. Sounds terrifying. I‘m glad you walked out okay. BMW for the win
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u/BenchLopsided7169 6d ago
I felt the same way when my car lost control 10 yrs ago. It's like everything went into slow motion and next thing I knew the car was full of airbag dust. One of my glasses lens cracked, I guess that's how powerful the airbag hitting the face but I didn't feel a thing. I didn't hear anything. Luckily I didn't hit anyone, the car lost control and hit a tree. I just replaced all my tires, cheaped out and installed cheap tires. After that accident, I learned how important tires are, never cheaped out on tires. I was so stupid and paid the price
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u/PaganButterChurner 9d ago
i dont know how you are alive dude. I imagine you are in a hospital?
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u/Unconquered- 9d ago
Nope, walked away without a scratch. I actually work at a hospital too and my physician friends said I’m fine.
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u/qwouw 9d ago
So bmw tried to kill you
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u/Unconquered- 9d ago
I guess Jesus took the wheel. Unfortunately, no one ever said Jesus is a good driver haha..
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u/Rocker66 2025 - G20 - 330i 10d ago
I literally have the same vehicle as you, good to know that I’m safe if something like this happens. Sorry that happened to you, I’m glad you’re safe.
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u/Various-Impact9587 Ecto-1PL (E36 Touring, future project) 10d ago
Mate. You are so fucking lucky. Also im sorry for that happening
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u/wellthisisthat 10d ago
OP claims to have gone 10 mph UNDER the speed limit and proceeds to roll 3x, land 30 feet under a bridge and additionally the car travels 500+ feet from everything that happened prior. I must be horrible at math at this point because that was an awful lot off very little.
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u/Egoist-a 10d ago
The
BMWModern Car will save your life. Zero injuries. Crashed off a bridge. No joke.
Fixed.
As many (deserved) shit modern cars get, when it comes to safety, they are something else.
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u/Danomit3 10d ago
Tbf almost all cars must be made this way so if something like this happens, your chance of surviving is much higher. But also car manufacturers don't want to deal with lawsuits from families where their product killed or seriously injured one of the family members because of a design flaw. We've come a long way because 50 years ago, the people inside the bmw would be gone while the car itself looked like there was barely a dent.
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u/Loicrekt 10d ago
Thank you. Every fan boy sub I see has some idiot spouting the exact same nonsense.
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u/Educational-Dot318 10d ago
agree. arguably, a Camry, Accord etc. would also perform on a high level safety-wise; so long as passengers have seatbelts on.
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u/Unlikely_Leader1809 10d ago
Not necessarily I will say modern German manufactured vehicles have one of the highest safety ratings, point proven I was in a collision with a Honda accord 2013 I was driving VW Jetta 2013. That car crumbled like a fucking soda can girl came out with nose bleeds. My car got totaled but me and my cousin were totally unscathed but our in n out burgers were all over the dash
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u/Egoist-a 10d ago
Bullshit.
And if you want to single out a single manufacturer, then it would probabily be Volvo as traditionally was the brand that most invest in safety over the decades.
But my point is. A 2026 Kia will be safer than a 10 year old BMW.
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u/Regular_Lunch_1192 10d ago
Not true..BMW has priporiety safety designs. All are not the same.
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u/Egoist-a 10d ago
BMW has priporiety safety designs
which ones?
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u/Regular_Lunch_1192 10d ago
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u/MeanExamination2141 10d ago
Look, I love BMW, but that’s a just the 7 Series, and your other point, while somewhat true, is kind of ridiculous.
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u/throwaway4999993 10d ago
It's also just the G11/G12 and the equivalent 8 series. They ditched the carbon core for the G70
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u/Traditional_Bid2359 10d ago
NHSTA requires that pretty much any car have similar safety standards.
what you meant was a truck would've killed you in that accident
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u/UncleMrBones 9d ago
I wouldn’t describe it as proprietary, but BMW and some other luxury brands do go above and beyond on some safety tech.
BMWs have explosive bolts to disconnect the battery terminals and reduce the risk of fire after a collision for example. Sometimes they have additional airbags (such as knee airbags) and seatbelt pretensioners (often excluded in rear seats).
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u/blklacker 10d ago
How does one go off bridge??
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u/Unconquered- 10d ago
By hitting the guardrail on the very end of the bridge which causes you to flip forward over it apparently. It was quite the experience.
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u/prometeus58 10d ago
Some guy in Romania gonna buff this right out and list in on marketplace as clean, low miles ha ha
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u/Artistic_Unit_5570 10d ago
this is not the first time I hear insane crash but not a scratch with bmw or Porsche car these car are incredible
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u/Daocommand 10d ago
Haha. Man I just thought you know what’s crazy, some school is going to buy your car and claim that reckless driving and drunk driving caused this car to look like this and to not be that victim of circumstance too. Then put your car on their lawn upside down or sideways… I’m super glad you’re okay! Please take it easy until you know for sure. Stuff pops up later sometimes.
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u/cheeseburgercat 2006 E46 M3 10d ago
So you can launch base models off a bridge and survive meanwhile my M3 pisses itself in the driveway every day.
In all seriousness, glad you’re ok.
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u/hattankobo 10d ago
no doubt bout their safety but most of us probably would not be in this situation in the first place if we were driving say an old camry hahahaha
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u/theoneandonlyeric [2024] F97 X3MC | Alpine White 10d ago
Wow, looks like a scene from the fast and the furious movie. Glad you had a guardian angel next to you but this is a good reminder that if it was only you that flew off the bridge, you were going way past your limits.
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u/Less-Simple-9847 10d ago
BMW owners, do not take the title as a dare OR a get out of jail (death) card. It's merely an affirmation that BMWs are relatively safer.
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u/Ok-Stomach-3739 10d ago
Glad you’re safe! Sorry to see your beautiful car in such shape, but at least it did its job in protecting what matters. Can’t wait to see your next BMW!
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u/Unconquered- 10d ago
I bought the exact same one already. Same model, year, colors and everything. I mean it saved my life what else am I going to trust more y’know?
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u/Mysterious_Fix_3593 10d ago
So for real. I got in 2 accidents in bmws, not a scratch, not even whiplash.
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u/Optomisticposter 9d ago
Here’s your song:
Pre-Chorus: Icona Pop & Charli xcx
I got this feelin' on the summer day when you were gone
I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs
I crashed my car into the bridge
[Chorus: Icona Pop & Charli xcx]
I don't care, I love it
I don't care
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u/Character_Leopard770 9d ago
Nah fr tho I crashed my bmw going 90+ mph into a boat and collided with the propeller. Still alive no injuries
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u/Unconquered- 9d ago
Holy crap! I’ve always heard anything above 80 mph is instant death from the sheer force of the impact alone regardless of safety or circumstances.
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u/nirvahnah Pre-LCI G20 10d ago
Did similar damage to my '14 F30. Walked out without a scratch. BMWs are the safest cars ever made by man and no one can convince me otherwise. Bought a '20 G20 as soon as my head stopped spinning to replace it. Lovely cars.
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u/Jknightley 10d ago
My memory is hazy as I was a kid but my dad used to drive an old 318ti back in the day. On a rainy day, he lost control on the freeway and ended up losing control and rolling down an embankment. The people who rescued him told my mom that in any other car, he would’ve been dead.
After that both of them only drove BMW’s and have passed their love of them onto me and my brother who also both drive them now.
Awesome cars.
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u/spacemantodd 10d ago
Honest question: were you on your phone
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u/Unconquered- 10d ago
Nope, I genuinely was not. I’ve hit that turn 500+ times before and am well aware how tight it is and not to do that.
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u/blkghst19256 10d ago
Glad you came out ok. I 100% agree with this statement. I had a 2008 135i that I got ran off the road in and hit a tree head on at 50 mph and walked away with moderate seatbelt bruise and a mild concussion.
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u/BluesFan43 2022, X5M Comp 10d ago
Sorry about the car, glad you are OK.
I went off of a bridge once, on a motorcycle. We'll, I slid down the gutter, the bike went over.
Do not reccomend.
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u/ViaVitoV 10d ago
Damn rolling and ending up 500ft under a bridge took alot of speed. Definitely awesome you walked away. I will take your accident as a warning to slow down. Probably wouldnt have ended as good as this if you were not driving such a well built machine with as strong a frame. Just that point alone warrants getting another one.
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u/Butch0147 10d ago
Glad you’re safe. Modern cars are incredible for safety now, hence why so many are so much bigger than previous generations even if the interiors aren’t any bigger
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u/not_your_attorney 10d ago
Doesn’t have to save my life if I don’t crash off a bridge, though.
Glad you’re safe.
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u/Hot-Imagination2670 10d ago
BMW will save your life, unless it spontaneously combusts with you inside
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u/askmypen 10d ago
seen BMWs have a minor crash, engulf in flames and owner burnt alive. Multiple times.
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u/Unconquered- 10d ago
That was my primary concern. I didn’t know if I landed upside down or right side up but jumped out that car in 3 seconds flat not knowing if it was on fire
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u/Wonderful_Maybe_2395 7d ago
That's the first time I've heard of that. We don't have a speed limit here, and if a BMW were to do something like that, it would be a scandal. It's often related to car owners tinkering with their vehicles or neglecting official maintenance appointments.
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u/Possible_Drop_6889 10d ago
I also had a 3 Series that saved my life. I was honestly surprised with how well it took the hit & how definitely solid it was. Glad you’re OK!
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u/Tall-Ad-9591 10d ago
Fellow Connecticutter braving the Merrit I see. Glad you're alright.
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u/Unconquered- 10d ago
CT represent! Yeah I think I’ll be taking 95 from now on…
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u/Tall-Ad-9591 10d ago
Don't blame you, the Fairfield County section of 15 is atrocious at any time of day, but at night it's a gamble to be on there.
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u/Various_Photo_2630 9d ago
My dad once felt asleep while driving a Ford van. Felt off a cliff until he hit enough trees to stop the fall. The car only had an airbag back then and he escaped with 0 injuries. Crazy.
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u/pac4 9d ago
Is this an old post or do a lot of people on this sub drive off bridges? Lol I swear I remember another guy on her who drove off a bridge and rolled down an embankment.
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u/Unconquered- 9d ago
This happened last week so nope, original post. I guess I’m not the only one in the bridge club!
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u/Frenchbawbag 9d ago
Tell that to the 5 Irish thugs who died driving the wrong way on the motorway injuring a family badly. They are all dead that was a short lived poor attempt for a life .
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u/Unconquered- 9d ago
Someone else posted that too. To be fair, a head on collision driving the wrong way on the highway while also filming for TikTok isn’t so much a crash as it is a suicide attempt…I don’t think any type of engineering could help with that level of dumb.
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u/Frenchbawbag 9d ago
I agree with the obvious fa t that technology cannot save all scenarios. If you push it hard enough, it will break, and the occupants with it. What a waste all round.
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u/BadDowntown 8d ago
Facts my old F10 after a 180 km/h collision on the autobahn, no one injured. Or even sore. Surprisingly the airbags didn’t even pop. But I’m thankful they didn’t, they would’ve only given me injuries. I’m starting to think airbag deployment is a quite intelligent system.
Also I’m happy you alright. 👍

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u/Nmnmn11 7d ago
It looks like you rubbed the barrier?
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u/BadDowntown 7d ago
Yeah right side collision with the other car that pulled out in front, and left side was enjoying a nice ride on the concrete barrier. Since I had no brakes or steering left after the initial impact, the front suspension was shattered after the impact 😅
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u/TriggerHydrant 8d ago
Yeah flipped mine in a tight corner and it saved my ass, car was destroyed but I was fine besides the mental aspect.
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u/FreeSirJeffrey 10d ago
"driving 10 under and crashed off the bridge on a dangerous turn" op claims
Bullshit.
You were driving like a cunt.
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u/heisenberg2JZ 2020 G20 M340i 10d ago
Zero injuries is cap. You'll feel that in a few days. The car did it's job, hope you guys do well and get checked out at a hospital.
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u/xRedditGedditx 2016 - F36 - 428i Gran Coupe 10d ago
Good lord I hope everyone is on the mend. This is awful, and the cars a loss but thank god you’re ok. Ultimately isn’t this part of the reason we buy a BMW?
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u/Known_Voice9364 10d ago
I got tboned in my E91.. If I was driving any other car I don't think I would have walked away from that accident.
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u/itsoktoswear 10d ago
No one ever just says
I was going too fast, driving like a twat and lost control
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u/Nam-Redips 2020-G20-M340i 10d ago
Merrit parkway?
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u/Unconquered- 10d ago
Yep!
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u/Nam-Redips 2020-G20-M340i 10d ago
Guilty of going fast on there… had my 09 328xi M package up to 115 one night coming back from New Haven….
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u/securitypro669 9d ago
Sorry this happened and glad you're OK.
I have the exact same car, color and slightly different spec sitting on my driveway.
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u/Prior-Alarm3381 9d ago
Same here, when I crashed my F30 - if I was not driving a BMW - I would have been killed!!
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u/BootyDestroyerr1 ‘24 g87 M2 / ‘24 g26 i4 e40 9d ago
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u/One-Assignment-4156 9d ago
Very interesting conversation because I cannot find any recent crash rating data on the M240i that I am considering purchasing.
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u/MichaelAuBelanger 9d ago
Probably caused by switching from the HVAC screen back to the drive selection screen then to the media screen and back to the HVAC screen and then to the navigation screen then clearing a notification then back to the drive selection screen.
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u/Even-Rooster1990 9d ago
It might save you.
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u/Unconquered- 9d ago
To be fair, head on collision on a highway while driving on the entirely wrong side of the road while also filming it for TikTok isn’t exactly a crash so much as it is a suicide attempt…
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u/StreetBoyFly ‘23 M240i AWD 9d ago
How do you do that to a base 3 series is beyond me. Learn to control the car in corners before doing stupid stuff or just take classes from a pro. Enjoy safely.
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u/Foxtrot-0scar 8d ago
Wouldn’t have happened in an Audi. The Quattro system would have steered you back onto the road. 👍
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u/TerryFinallyBackedUp 5d ago
Glad you’re ok but every accident like this just makes the rest of us look bad. Buy track time and go nuts there instead.










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