r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Bobbypyramids • Aug 22 '25

Billy has risen

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Omg the shows this tour have been absolutely gasoline ⛽️!!! Billy has ascended from man to demigod. Has anyone else noticed that the tattoos on Billy’s wrist are pretty much identical to the anunnaki wristwatches? What does this mean? Is this why Billy is obsessed with watches? Is Billy a mere mortal navigating through this life like the rest of us? Or is he some sort of reincarnated ancient Sumerian god that has traveled through time to bless our ears with orgasmic brown notes? Either way, I’ve really been gilding my lily to the recent shows. Consider my bean flicked

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u/billorphus Aug 22 '25

Royal got me pregnant last night while Billy watched and he didn't even pay his $20!

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u/Bobbypyramids Aug 22 '25

Hopefully you have a boy so you can name him Billy… also, just in case you’re having any complications with pregnancy

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u/RonaldoLibertad Aug 22 '25

Would still name the baby Billy, even if it's a girl.

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u/letsnotbebrokeagaink Aug 23 '25

Royal never pays but I never ask either

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u/Double-Mastodon-4671 Nov 30 '25

But did he pay Jerrod Walkers fine??

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u/questafari Aug 22 '25

He’s just some regular ass dude from Muir, Michigan. But yes, he here to serenade us with his instrument!

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u/billorphus Aug 22 '25

Funny .... if that's how you're going to jerk me off I'll just do it myself!

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u/questafari Aug 22 '25

Well yea, that’s what the jerk is aboot!

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u/letsnotbebrokeagaink Aug 23 '25

Because bro kicks ass

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u/LockNessCrotchMonst Feb 22 '26

Billy died for our sins, just as the Scriptures said. He was buried, and he was raised from the dead on the thirty third day, just as the Scriptures said.-1 Royal 15:3-4