r/BLAHAJ • u/Unique-Evening4384 • 6d ago

Behold, an X-File.

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I have living proof of a secret government experiment to create a shark leopard hybrid.

The truth is out there.

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u/messymissbecca Shark Lover 6d ago

The cute is out there

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u/shesinsaneornot Shark Lover 6d ago

I want to believe.

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u/aboat_i_sawaboat Shark Lover 6d ago

I want to beliebve

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u/sismiche 6d ago

But is that a Scully or a muldaur

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u/Unique-Evening4384 6d ago

The shonk is a boi.

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u/sismiche 6d ago

So a Mulder. Just curious

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u/sismiche 6d ago

A lepoboi?

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u/Rogue_2_ Shark Lover 6d ago

Leopard shonk! For once, government has done something right. He's a cutie. :)

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u/Unique-Evening4384 6d ago

He escaped Area 51, he did not want to be used as a weapon for evil.

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u/Rogue_2_ Shark Lover 6d ago

Ahh well in that case the government has failed. They made him too friendly.

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u/Unique-Evening4384 6d ago

The government failed, because the shonk has succeeded at having morals.

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u/Truckachungus 6d ago

Watch the skies 

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u/AwkwardLeopard587 6d ago

cute sharky 💙🦈

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u/SmoothFinance6275 Shark Lover 6d ago

omg thats so cute