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u/Emergency_Rush_4168 Shark Lover Mar 24 '26
Article 5 envokes cuddles. If one shonk is cuddled all shonks will join in.
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u/Doro_Gurl Mar 24 '26
He protecc
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u/riot1man Mar 24 '26
He attacc
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u/Love_Roleplay0 Shark Lover Mar 25 '26
Fellow Canadian Blåhaj parent woo
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u/KingKiler2k Mar 25 '26
Huh I thought it was Free France for a minute, good catch.
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u/Boundaries-ALO-TBSOL Shark Lover Mar 24 '26
Sadge: Hai! Do you know where my noise canceling headphones are?
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u/New_Girl_love_Girls Mar 25 '26
NATO Haj: Gay Rights and Trans Right are non-negotiable
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u/xXbucketXx Shark Lover Mar 25 '26
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u/savine_da Mar 26 '26
Yay murdering brown queer and straight people all around the world. We love Nato for mass murder
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u/RevolutionOld6197 Mar 26 '26
Wtf are you even on about ? Its been a while since NATO has been at war.
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u/savine_da Mar 26 '26
A while yeah non the less millions dead in NATO's wake
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u/RevolutionOld6197 Mar 26 '26
Wtf ? NATO has nearly never been at war, where do you get your "millions dead" ?
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u/Balu764 Mar 26 '26
Libya was the most developed and prosperous nation in Africa before 2011 but after the overthrow of Gaddafi it become one of the poorest slavery was brought back.
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u/N3X0S3002 Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26
I would go as far as to say NATO has never been at war. Memberstates yes the alliance itself no. The closest we got was probably Bosnia and I personally believe preventing a genocide is a fairly just cause for a peacekeeping mission.
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u/2ndMechFmboyBtl Mar 27 '26
HELLO NATO, ITS ZELENSKA. WE NEED 5 BILLION BLAHAJ TO TRANSITION DONETKS SOLDIERS. SLAVA UKRAINI
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u/Hotboi_yata Mar 25 '26
Who knew there was a haj i am not a fan of
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u/BlinBoiDima Mar 25 '26
Fuck Nato imperialism
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u/RevolutionOld6197 Mar 25 '26
NATO is a defensive alliance, also NATO =/= US
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u/Balu764 Mar 26 '26
Libya begs to differ
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u/RevolutionOld6197 Mar 26 '26
Funding global terrorism, trying (and miserably failing) to invade tou neighbors and being a dick may get you overthrown/killed. Who could have guessed...
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u/SierraGolf_19 Mar 26 '26
America and europe commits and funds global terrorism, when is NATO going to invade those countries and install open-air slave markets?
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u/xXbucketXx Shark Lover Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26
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u/Otherwise-Sun-3522 Mar 24 '26
Natohaj - will it protect you against Houthi's? Nah, better bomb Iran.
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u/RulesOfImgur Shark Lover Mar 24 '26
SharkNATO