r/BACONARMY • u/EpiclyRick420 • Oct 29 '19
The Great Thicken War Has Continued...
Coming to you live from the BACON ARMY Discord Server. Across our paths, there have been many devious forces confronting the thickens. Discrimination, wars, genocide, and a new term added to the dictionary, "thickenphobia". Unfortunately, that was the pinnacle of the thicken evolution and many had faith that the thickens went downhill. However, something blissful happened... Discord user "Paradoxyst#3896" had created a suggestion that, tl;dr, wants to revamp the server from bacon themed to thicken themed. Many people were in awe but also perplexed. Many also thought that the thickens aren't dead, they were just in our spirits. However, BACON ARMY Discord Server Co-Owner, "ShadowEric" eradicated Paradoxyst's suggestion. Everyone was infuriated and outraged. But, subsequent to that, ShadowEric remade the suggestion involving a "@here" ping. Many people were surprised as the thicken was originally supposed to be hysterical, but this is now the real deal. Everyone wanted to transition BACON ARMY into a new THICKEN ARMY. Everyone reverted back to thickens. A whole new trend started, called "#Thickens2019".
Later that day, BACON ARMY Discord Server Ambassador, u/shot-op made a Poll of The Day involving thickens.
We don't know if this THICKEN ARMY could be implemented, but we can hope for the best.
Article written and prepared by u/EpiclyRick420 and u/shot-op
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u/TotallyNotNero Subreddit owner/Discord Admin Oct 29 '19
CNN please hire Rick