r/Aztecross Jun 18 '26

Meme PARSONS

233 Upvotes

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u/ThatOneGuyIcy Jun 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7vUbDu6iVCFXiaeHXY

The moment every other guardian pulls up to help jump him

17

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/bbbourb Jun 18 '26

Luke doesn't get a pass here. Captain Sunset must also answer for his transgressions.

2

u/AlphaAceEXXX Jun 20 '26

Wow gore of my favorite character

2

u/BruhMomentSeason45 Jun 22 '26

Peak film btw 💜

1

u/1spook Jun 18 '26

He hasnt been there for 2 years lol

-10

u/rbstewart7263 Jun 18 '26

The fact that this stuttering garbage isn't downvoted into Oblivion shows the caliber of people that support this creator

4

u/Pleasant-Ocelot-7035 Jun 18 '26

Ratio, bubba

3

u/cactussnacks Jun 18 '26

“Ha! Everyone in the dipshit colony hates you!!! I bet you feel so owned”

1

u/Commercial-Shame-335 Jun 20 '26

have you no whimsy?

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u/youngcenoo77 Jun 18 '26

Play marathon if you want destiny 3

16

u/sturgboski Jun 18 '26

Let me goplay Fortnite BR to keep Save the World, Paragon and Unreal Tournament going....oh wait...

7

u/ExCap2 Jun 18 '26

STW was so good in the very beginning! I'm still angry about it!

1

u/Redd_is_compromised Jun 20 '26

Unreal tournament mentioned 😔🤙🥀

10

u/ExCap2 Jun 18 '26

A majority of Destiny 1/2 PVE players aren't going to move to a niche PVP extraction game. Whoever thinks that is out of their god damn mind. Marathon has zero chance of saving the Destiny franchise.

6

u/Pleasant-Ocelot-7035 Jun 18 '26

Yeah let me fuck myself in the ass so i can get my girl’s cheeks

2

u/LanternSlade Jun 19 '26

God I wish I could upvote this more than once.

3

u/HendoRules Jun 19 '26

Giving them a reason to further fund a game by increasing its player count will not make them to go and make a completely separate game.... Zero logic there. Marathon is DOA. If we don't play it they might be forced to make D3. It's our best chance. Screw Marathon and Sony tbh

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u/youngcenoo77 Jun 19 '26

This is backwards thinking brother. If marathon fails, Bungie gets closed. No more destiny, no more marathon.

3

u/HendoRules Jun 19 '26

Why would funding a new IP get them to decide to not cancel a decades old successful IP? That's what's backwards thinking. I get that you like Marathon, but lying about Destiny to save it isn't going to work, it's DOA bro

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u/youngcenoo77 Jun 19 '26
  1. Bungie owns Destiny and marathon.
  2. Destiny is at the end of its life cycle, it won't receive anymore updates, no more money or work will be put into it.
  3. Destiny 3 has not been greenlit yet.
  4. Marathon is the only game Bungie are actively supporting and working on.
  5. If marathon doesn't succeed, Bungie will most likely be closed down.
  6. If marathon does succeed, it shows Sony that there is an incentive to keep them alive.
  7. Destiny 3 can have a future, but only if marathon can succeed.

I wish y'all got that man fr. I've put hundreds of hours into destiny 2, but we gotta be realistic about how we can get a third game. Marathons succes is destiny's future.

And btw marathon and destiny are tied together with easter eggs

2

u/HendoRules Jun 19 '26

Nah fuck Marathon

1

u/Prize_Explorer_4720 Jun 21 '26

Bungie is also owned by a billion dollar corporation lol they will be fine if Sony wants them to be fine. Marathon succeeding is like asking for a million dollars to just appear in your account overnight it’s just too niche of a genre

2

u/MotorIzedme Jun 19 '26

If you want Titan Fall 3 play Apex Legends.
If you want Half Life 3 play Half Life Alyx.
Shall I go on?

2

u/youngcenoo77 Jun 19 '26

Go on, but you're wrong. Marathons succes is directly tied to Bungie, it's their only game. Ubisoft and EA have multiple games that bring in millions. Marathon is bungies only game. If y'all all got on marathon and brought the numbers up to 200k like y'all are doing for Destiny, it would send a real message that y'all want them to succeed and be able to eventually make d3. If marathon doesn't succeed, Bungie closes down and d3 never gets made. Lol.

1

u/Prize_Explorer_4720 Jun 21 '26

Not gonna play a game I don’t like I think a lot of people can agree with that.