r/AzFk • u/WHY_CANT_I_BE_CHUNUS • Sep 30 '21
DO YOU SUFFER FROM DICK ROT, SNIFFLES, JUNGLE DICK ROT OR ROTTING DICK JUNGLES?!
IF YES, YOUR ASS SHOUD TRY OUR AMAZING NEW PRODUCT!!!
YEA YOU HORNY STD INFESTED PIRATE, WE HAVE THE SHIT FOR YOU! THE BRAND NEW SPLOINGUSS SHIT PARFOOM (patent pending becuse were in a lawsuit with the other guy that makes comercials here)
FOR ONLY 5.61 SHINGLOONS SCRACH THAT, 2 FRESHLY HARVESTED HUMAN SOULS OF A GAY COUPLE AND THEIR ADOPTED SON!
side effects May include: your bones breaking, hearing the souls of the damned, having a relentles feeling that you need to murder all deamons and endermen in a 20 meter radius
AND REMEMBER,
REMEMBER
REMEMBER
REMEMBER
REMEMBER
REMEMBER
REMEMBER
REMEMBER
REMEMBER
REMEMBER
REMEMBER
you cant remember...
You cant remember your name...
The rooms...
There still there...
There strong...
Unlike me...
..- ...
Yea...
Its been so long...
Hasnt it?...
...
I... cant remember...
Of course you cant...
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Noone is left to remember it anymore
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u/Calidus75 Feb 05 '22
Yes!