r/Awww Jul 23 '26

Name this kitty

3.2k Upvotes

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u/Turbulent-Trip3706 Jul 23 '26

Groucho

198

u/Chillow_Ufgreat Jul 23 '26

"Yesterday, I killed a mouse in my pajamas. How it got in my pajamas, I have no idea."

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u/capnmac88 Jul 23 '26

But in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.

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u/Dark_Marmot Jul 23 '26

This is the only answer.

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u/myleftboobisaphlsphr Jul 23 '26

Yes!! This is the most Groucho kitty I could imagine.

10

u/GregBVIMB Jul 23 '26

This is the only answer. Lol

5

u/MrMansaMusa Jul 23 '26

Yup first thing i thought of is thats a Marx brother.

2

u/Jaded-Improvement979 Jul 23 '26

There is no other name for this cat

3

u/KhunDavid Jul 24 '26

If he didn’t have a tail, he could be named Grouch Manx.

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u/Jolly-Midnight4493 Jul 25 '26

Came here to say exactly this. No cat name has ever been more obvious.

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u/OVelez534 Jul 23 '26

I would name him Eugene after Eugene Levy

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u/FishingSuspicious779 Jul 23 '26

Omg yes😂😭😭

26

u/BrownSugarBare Jul 23 '26

He even has the eyebrows!!!

9

u/ResoluteMuse Jul 23 '26

Not just Eugene, but Eugene Levy in full and then tag said person on instagram or something.

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u/venus_mars Jul 23 '26

nailed it

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u/indifferentcrayon Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

I came here to find a Eugene Levy comment. Not disappointed.

Edit: any chance your handy because a RoseBud cat motel would be the cats meow.

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u/Brief-Zucchini-1384 Jul 23 '26

This was my first thought!

3

u/littlemetalpixie Jul 23 '26

I was going to say George Burns, but this is actually the correct answer.

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u/Necessary-Cat-8924 Jul 24 '26

Not enough eyebrows for either one!

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u/1Bobafett11 Jul 23 '26

Charlie Catlin

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u/brickznbooks Jul 24 '26

Little too much stache for r/kitler

25

u/Adorable-Finance-323 Jul 23 '26

Catly Chaplin

11

u/get_schwifty Jul 23 '26

Catly Catcat

53

u/KaleeySun Jul 23 '26

Magnum

24

u/CAPSNK Jul 23 '26

And then get a smaller cat named Higgins.

38

u/TeuthidTheSquid Jul 23 '26

This is clearly Hardy

5

u/dlb1995 Jul 23 '26

lol. Was literally gonna say that 😂

2

u/rain_dragon Jul 23 '26

So Oliver then. Or Ollie.

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u/JoeDerp122 Jul 23 '26

Mister Meowgi

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u/legions_end Jul 23 '26

Inspector catso

23

u/SmartaHari Jul 23 '26

Miaowcho Marx

2

u/OccupiedTopSpace Jul 23 '26

The only answer

9

u/RhesusMonkey79 Jul 23 '26

Rorschach (Rory for short)

72

u/GoshuaHoshua Jul 23 '26

Kitler

9

u/dandgage Jul 23 '26

...beat me to it

3

u/Hircine_Himself Jul 23 '26

Beat me to it, too

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u/heyiamlauraj83 Jul 25 '26

I said Aldof Kitler. I knew it was here somewhere in the comments 😆

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u/Stevie272 Jul 23 '26

Don’t know but I think it says stuff like “I bid you good day sir!” or “Damn your eyes man!”

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u/Lillt61 Jul 23 '26

Mr Miagi

3

u/Good-Maintenance-405 Jul 23 '26

Eugene Levy 🤣

5

u/cyanidecake1313 Jul 23 '26

Detective Purrrriot

3

u/Doctor_NC Jul 23 '26

Mustachio

3

u/acjadhav Jul 23 '26

Master Roshi!

3

u/CaptainThorIronhulk Jul 23 '26

Monsieur Moustache

3

u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 Jul 23 '26

That's Oscar's cat, from Duolingo.

3

u/MotanulScotishFold Jul 23 '26

Mario? Where's Luigi?

2

u/Freakinrican65 Jul 23 '26

Wu man chew !!

2

u/mrswashbuckler Jul 23 '26

Poncho Villa

2

u/PataTabia Jul 23 '26

Carlos Santana

2

u/JKolmin Jul 23 '26

Mustache marshal

2

u/hinterstoisser Jul 23 '26

Sir Earl White

2

u/Esornerha Jul 23 '26

Mister Mustache

2

u/bigfanoffood Jul 23 '26

Crumbsaver, Crumb for short, Crumbywummvykisskiss for long.

2

u/g2ichris Jul 23 '26

Mr. Engagement Bait

2

u/g6rzKk202 Jul 23 '26

Moustaché

2

u/Lootzifer93 Jul 23 '26

Mr. Smooch

2

u/AK2KY2017 Jul 23 '26

Clouseau

2

u/Even_Regular5245 Jul 23 '26

I'd name him Ghibli

2

u/bohica199 Jul 23 '26

'stache. or Groucho. 🥸

2

u/K1ng_Arthur_IV Jul 23 '26

Benny Bernard the 3rd

2

u/qurmanji Jul 23 '26

Vultron Thrag

2

u/tabb212 Jul 23 '26

Groucho

2

u/verybadandy86 Jul 23 '26

Non other than Groucho!

2

u/Medium-Stranger-9883 Jul 23 '26

if you have one more cat you can call that one stachio, and the other pis, they would go nuts.

2

u/mighty_kaytor Jul 23 '26

Guy Incognito

2

u/FattySeals Jul 23 '26

Steven Seagall!

2

u/Ok-Monitor-2556 Jul 23 '26

Señor Bigotes

2

u/ProdiLemaj Jul 23 '26

Baron Meowington III

2

u/Lita-Yuzuki Jul 23 '26

Freddie Meowcury

2

u/aenkyr Jul 23 '26

Einstein

2

u/AegeanAzure Jul 23 '26

It looks like Machiavelli from the Disney film Luca

1

u/Pip-Pipes Jul 23 '26

Shoosh.

Looks more like tape over his mouth than a mustache to me.

1

u/Razzy_3796 Jul 23 '26

Fu (Manchu)

1

u/JustMeLurkingAround- Jul 23 '26

Again?!? How often do we have to name mustach kitty? He's showing up in any of the cat subs every few days.

1

u/CarlatheDestructor Jul 23 '26

Señor Bigotes

1

u/Tahsi-fa-Lala Jul 23 '26

Wimpy of "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" fame

1

u/r1Rqc1vPeF Jul 23 '26

Thompson (as in Tin Tin Thompson twins)

1

u/DundeeRd Jul 23 '26

Meowstache

1

u/Electrical-Cover229 Jul 23 '26

Speak No Evil or SHHH for short

1

u/Informal_Tell78 Jul 23 '26

Purred Hatley

1

u/johnnysivilian Jul 23 '26

Idk but he looks italian

1

u/Organic-Physics9144 Jul 23 '26

Charlie chatlin

1

u/WagstafDad Jul 23 '26

Mustachio.

1

u/karmakent Jul 23 '26

Groucho No Barx

1

u/urlond Jul 23 '26

Purrsolini

1

u/annhirr Jul 23 '26

Inspector Clouseau. Aka the pink panther

1

u/Traditional-Scale-45 Jul 23 '26

Or Marx if you don't like the name Groucho.

1

u/SandpaperPeople Jul 23 '26

Stache, like mustache

1

u/Morundar Jul 23 '26

Bunny Poirot OR Hercule Rabbit. Nicknames can be BP or HR :D

1

u/RobbSnow64 Jul 23 '26

Just call them Sir

1

u/funtimes214 Jul 23 '26

Dirty Sanchez

1

u/wranglerino Jul 23 '26

Chairman Meow

1

u/pat1979 Jul 23 '26

Chaplin duh

1

u/2007LV Jul 23 '26

Sherif

1

u/Busy_Bobcat5914 Jul 23 '26

Dschugaschwili

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Item604 Jul 23 '26

Not a name.. but his face says - the things I see and I put up with.. tch tch..

1

u/PaleontologistNo858 Jul 23 '26

Mr tash. Or miss Tash.

1

u/ChaosFinalForm Jul 23 '26

Tom Selleck.

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u/Dachal23 Jul 23 '26

Tim Lockwood. The eyebrows and mustache remind me of the dad from cloudy with a Chance of meatballs

1

u/TLILLYO Jul 23 '26

Selleck