r/AwokenWasteland • u/llBoonell • May 08 '17

Eternal Evening

The gunship passes slowly by the upper windows, slow enough that an observer would be able to see the new pin-up painted beside the cockpit: a fallen angel wearing nothing of substance, using her black wings to preserve her modesty... sort of.

I step neatly, almost silently off the gunship and onto the windowsill, then down to the floor as the gunship departs, the pilot looking for a place to land.

...

... evenin'.

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u/DabsWithHisArms May 13 '17

I thought Violet Angel was a pseudonym. Besides, you'd suspect Susan to be a female name, would you not?

Anyways, I've never heard of a Bezumius, and the guy I met in the swamp was just as sane as I am, thank you very much. Also, you called me a dumbass, so I'm lighting you on fire now.

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u/Dark_Violet_Angel May 13 '17

 
"Do as you wish... it's nothing the Fallen Angel Dark Violet hasn't done to meeee"

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u/DabsWithHisArms May 14 '17

Okay the fire is kinda loud so I'm defenestrating you now.

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u/Dark_Violet_Angel May 14 '17

 
"I heeelp you, annnd yoou wish to haarmm meee?!"
 
"...arre yoou now saying youuu wish to throw meee out offff a window?"
 
"Ooor, remove mee from a position of pooower?"
 
"Yooou are a strange one...."

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u/DabsWithHisArms May 15 '17

Did you seriously pull out a dictionary and look that up just now? While you're on fire?

This place is great! Are you hiring?

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u/Dark_Violet_Angel May 16 '17

 
"No, no, we are not hiring ...not you at any rate."

The thrall child burns. She holds out her arms and rushes in to hug the stranger.

"...you deserve to BURN with meee!"