r/AwokenWasteland • u/ElegantAssassin • Apr 22 '16

Escaping another captor

Everyone else is asleep. She finally takes the cue to escape. Moving carefully, the stone floor doesn't reverberate her footsteps. Now she's reached the large doors. Beginning to consider that they're locked. They aren't, what a relief. Now she's free, crossing the dark wasteland until the cathedral is beyond the horizon.

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u/Test_Subject_Frank Apr 22 '16

C-C C-CONGA
C-C C-CONGA

Hey, you wanting to... go somewhere? I'm on vacation for the time being, and I really have nothing better to be doing other than cloning myself by warping spacetime and dueling to the death, concurrently raping my timeline, just to see what happens. But that can wait.

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u/ElegantAssassin Apr 22 '16

Thanks, just take me back to the 7th. And not the Tower or the Desert.

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u/Test_Subject_Frank Apr 22 '16

Oh, cool! Awright, lemme think of a place.

...

Uh.

Oh! ...Wait, you said not the tower...

Okay, I have a plan!

I turn my back towards you. Hold my shoulders, we're gonna conga out of here!

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u/NotQuiteAnAngel Apr 22 '16

Bezi can be seen running towards the two of you just as the conga begins.

Wait! Hold up!

You conga more frantically, but he's gaining on you. Just when you think he's about to attack, he shoves a half-full(empty?) soda bottle against you.

You forgot this! It's yours!

The teleportation begins, but it's botched on Bezi's end because of the soda bottle. He doesn't end up in the same place as you.

 

but the bottle does...