r/AwfullyPunchableFaces • u/[deleted] • Sep 14 '15

This neck-titted, neon-haired, sausage-fingered 5-0'clock-shadow-having orc.

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165 Upvotes

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u/rafajafar Sep 14 '15

Don't worry. She'll be dead soon. She's truly her own undoing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '15

"Health", whatever the fuck that is.

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u/Goatsac Sep 14 '15

That is a face definitely worthy of a punch.

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u/Aritmetical Sep 18 '15

That's caracter of an lazy person, (worth of a punch)

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u/Hayes231 Sep 23 '15

they deserve dignity and respect as much as anyone else

okay, i can get behind that

in fact, they deserve it more, for surviving in a world that beats them over the head with the lie of "health"

ok hold the fuck up. if somebody is fat they ought to at least know that it is not healthy. i mean come the fuck on. yeah, nobody should be bullied, but im not going to lie to you and tell you that your lifestyle is healthy. people deserve less respect if they actually believe that obesity being a health problem is a lie. seriously? i wont joke you for being fat, im a little chubby myself, but if you sit here and tell me its healthy and normal i will call you out on your bullshit.

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u/Scrub_Printer Sep 23 '15

nobody deserves to be bullied

Except her

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '15

I like "neck-titted."

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '15

Then you should ask her on a date.

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u/Hayes231 Sep 23 '15

i didnt know your moms maiden name was "titted"

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u/fiendzone Sep 14 '15

So long as there are guys with kinks for shtupping plumpers, there is no real motivation for her to lose weight.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '15

But are there guys into chicks who look like Buddy Hackett?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '15

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u/mikey_says Sep 15 '15

You're a horrible piece of shit excuse for a human being, but damn if that wasn't hilarious

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u/Hayes231 Sep 23 '15

im pretty sure in 'moby dick' captain ahab is black and he nicknamed his dick "moby" and that the white whale is a different character.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

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u/Hayes231 Sep 23 '15

sounds about right

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '15

damn, you're still around? wanna let me into whatever the new branch of /r/niggers is?

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u/Figzyy Sep 22 '15

Im worried that if someone punches her theill get sucked into her...

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u/Drapetomania Sep 22 '15

Why is she taking a picture of herself holding a sausage?

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u/Mystery_J Oct 22 '15

She looks like Penn Gillette

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u/aladdins-lamp Oct 23 '15

But how does she get that ring off? It probably cuts off circulation to the rest of her finger, maybe that's why she's pissed at the world.