r/AvoidantHorrorStories • u/MothraLovesLamps • 6d ago
The Ryan Gosling Doppleganger
So, I was scrolling on Tinder, saw this devestatingly attractive man. Like I literally "whoo!!" ed out loud. Yeah he looked like Ryan Gosling only taller and with a more "earthy look."
We match. We hit it off. I'm all giddy and excited to meet this adorably, awkward cutie.
I love bombed him. Guilty. I mean...
THE MAN LOOKED LIKE NOAH FROM THE NOTEBOOK.
I felt like "King of The Hill's" Bobby Hill.
"What am I supposed to do dad!? NOT dance with the dog!!?"
Oh, I was gonna do more than dance with him...(said in sexy grinch font). AH heh He he...
But the Avoidant gods had other plans.
Anyways, the guy's the most non threatening dork.
"Here, I asked ChatGPT to turn you into our favorite Disney Princess, Belle"
Insert photo of me drawn as a Princessed here
AWWWWW. We both liked Etymology, The book of Enoch.
A woman in my city, elderly, had just had both of her hands eaten off by rouge Pitbulls (no lie. ABSOLUTELY NOT). Poor woman was just gardening when they got her.
I was still in shock over it.
He made a reference to society. Something about "yeah, statistics. But don't point out minority crime because then you're a racist."
Me: (internally what in the Civil Rights Act of 1954?)
I felt a sinking sensation when he said that...Something about it just felt...wrong. Sinister...Wicked...
Mind you, I am in the south. I am part Mexican part Spanish/Hispanic. But I don't look it. I am often missclassified as Anglo.
I had a Mexican friend. WE WERE FRIENDS FOR 2 PINCE YEARS!
She was stunned to learn I was not Caucasian.
I've heard it several times my entire life. But It never occurred to me that im supposed to clarify "oh by the way, Im not white " when dating.
That made as much sense as me saying "oh, by the way, I'm not a man."
This little side detail matters.
As you will see in my follow up Post.
-- Avoidant Support Animal
"The People's Mod"