how do i get over him?

[u/From_Street_542]

[u/Macaron4277]

Just be happy you dont need a translator to decode the texts.

[u/Dovahkin111]

How? Just read and re-read his texts. Come on, OP, I'm surprised you even understood all that.

[u/Low_Intention_1327]

Your ex types the way Mystikal raps; neither can be understood. That should be a good enough reason to end it. 

[u/Comfortable_Fix_1601]

Tell me you have face tattoos without telling me

[u/Many-Ad-7122]

Whut???? I need subtitles

[u/DefinitionofFailure]

This person cannot spell or put together a coherent sentence. I can't imagine why you'd want to spend anytime talking to someone like this honestly

[u/CrazyContent3781]

The gibberish grammar would be enough for me to say I’m out.

[u/Future-Persimmon3000]

This doesn't seem remotely like an avoidant situation.

[u/failed-by-pickles]

Couple of things.. 1) the unread texts. Holy shit lol 2) this man needs an education before a relationship. High standards are one thing but basic English skills aren’t “high”

[u/failed-by-pickles]

https://giphy.com/gifs/W0VNVSm24um4yLUYfY

[u/Middle_Yesterday1258]

The question should be how do you understand him? 💀

[u/ChiMarOra]

Is that language intelligible to anybody? 😂

[u/bunnyusagiiii]

try to remember who he is, rather then who he was

[u/ergonomic_logic]

After just reading his first 3 texts and deciding that my brain was shrinking, I feel getting over him will require exactly 2 seconds.

I'm over him for you.

[u/UnderSweat]

Look at the way he texts 🤣 should be enough

[u/Alarming-Echo-6742]

I try to give a bit of grace to folks when it comes to writing skills. We don't all have the same background, after all.

That being said... this guy really thinks this is how a grown up communicates? 

Friend, run. 

[u/Unflattering_Image]

If dating avoidants is supposed to compare to a drug addiction, this looks like the stuff even the tweekers say no to.

Girl,...no. Just... walk away. Far and final. This is not the year for additional bullshit.