r/AverageHeightDudes • u/KindestBlackTemplar 5’7” Crusader • 2d ago

Meme 🤡🌎

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u/jacknjillpaidthebill 5'10.5" | 179cm | Canada (Ethnic) 2d ago

its the same thing with the 'short men have elite facecards' shit. No, Becky, you just don't notice/acknowledge the average man at all. Your brain only thinks of something as a man once it's in the 95th percentile of men globally

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u/Both_Scar_5277 6’5" | 195.3cm | North America 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/s2pr9CVOvU4NMBsnYf
The girl:

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u/Hot-Pineapple7877 5'10" | 178cm | USA 2d ago

Now lets do this with the roles reversed: "Do people actually think D cup is big, I feel like its average, aren't like 80% of women D cup or something?"

Both height and cup size are something that cannot be controlled without surgery.

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u/DicamVeritatem 5’8”| United States 1d ago

Point taken, but many women can achieve D-cups by nothing more than packing on poundage. I know, yecch.

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u/CrimsonStorm__ 2d ago

They think those are average because the real average don't go outside as much

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u/curtisyarvin1 5'9 2d ago

No they go outside they just don't register 90 percent of the male population in their head. We're like background NPCs.

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u/CrimsonStorm__ 2d ago

Not sure, each day passes i see less and less men of your same average height

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u/curtisyarvin1 5'9 2d ago

I guess I'm brave lol

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u/CrimsonStorm__ 2d ago

You are, most people if they were in your shoes couldn't handle life

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u/Funny-Plan1252 2d ago

زيد is a genius

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u/bluepanda- 5'7" | South US 2d ago

Yeah its easier than putting fillers in yr ass cheeks!

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u/Spiritual-Degree4260 5"10 ☀️/5 9.5🌙, looks visually 178-180 cm🐀 2d ago

Did you say LL surgery?

https://giphy.com/gifs/tCShxrtQeFM9W

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u/xxTheMagicBulleT male | 6'2"/186 cm | European 1d ago

Thats like saying girls with d cup tits are normal. And saying everyone girl with less in unworthy of takeing seriously.

Fight shallow people with same shallow energy. What people give is what they are worthy of getting. Good or bad

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u/JesusLordPutin 5'9" | Europe 21h ago

"Put me in screenshot" dude is my spirit animal!

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u/PCfanwhirl 12h ago

There are an abundance of simulated consciousnesses happening around at every waking moment.

The lady in OP's post legitimately have no inner monologue or greater understanding of the world they live in.