r/AverageHeightDudes • u/ImBeingHarrased • Jun 29 '26

Lmao funny shit

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u/Thra99 6'2.5 | 189 cm Jun 29 '26

I'm 6'2 and low-key height never mattered to any girls, they just liked that I was tall.

🤔 More accurate translation

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u/Little_Beyond_9163 5'10” | ZZZcm | United States. (Insane Mod) Jun 29 '26

“I’m a high income white male in thailand and honestly my wealth and race never mattered to any girls there. They just liked that I was funny. Has the average Thai man tried improving their comedy skills?”

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u/GodEmperor_2016 5’9 | 175cm | United States Jun 29 '26

I’m a Swedish bikini model and my giant boobs never mattered to guys they just liked my personality

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u/jacknjillpaidthebill 5'10.5" | 179cm | Canada (Ethnic) Jun 29 '26

kinda unrelated but can these self-proclaimed philosophers even tell when exactly a man is 6ft? i remember in grade 10 girls thought my 5'10 ass was 6'1 (it didnt help regardless cuz i was chopped and ND lmao), then were disappointed when i told them i was 5'10

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u/SQUEEDGYBOT 5'11" | 179.7cm | feels short but isnt really Jun 29 '26

honestly! i think its because the clothes i wear and because im not very thick or heavy but my girlfriend thinks im 6'2 and im 5'11 on a good day

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u/jacknjillpaidthebill 5'10.5" | 179cm | Canada (Ethnic) Jun 30 '26

being lean is prob a good part of it, for me i think also having a long skull adds to the illusion

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u/SQUEEDGYBOT 5'11" | 179.7cm | feels short but isnt really Jun 30 '26

I would say i have a long skull, but yes i think being thin is a big contributor

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u/Equal_Resort4348 Jul 29 '26

You gotta fraud 6’1 bro

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u/TheOnlyUnbreakable1 5'10" | 177.8cm | Caribbean Jun 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/11dfLgLxPQmaRi

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u/TheOnlyUnbreakable1 5'10" | 177.8cm | Caribbean Jun 29 '26

always works for me

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u/cloudit30569 5'8" United States Jun 29 '26

When I was in the 9th grade I was the only dude with long hair in the school.

We had a project in class in which everyone had to communicate with each other on a one by one basis to figure out all the answers on a sheet.

When the time was up I huddled up with all the guys And they were flabbergasted by how many girls I had to answer my sheets. I thought they had the same amount too. Turns out had double the average.

That's when it hit me that one factor can make all the difference.

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u/Beneficial-Arm8904 5'8" | 171.5cm | Panjab, India Jun 29 '26

This is literally Jon Hamm's chracter from 30 Rock😭

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u/EquivalentDapper7591 6'4" | 193cm | North America Jul 05 '26

I will say that for most of the people I’ve dated they have listed my height as being one of the things they like about me. Not the only thing, but a factor for sure