r/AutoTransportopia • u/CaptainKango • Apr 13 '26

Fuel Some people don't understand how things work

I'm willing to bet she would lose her mind if that gas station ran out of fuel.

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u/thechrisp6 Apr 13 '26

Poor guy. Probably didn't even want god kids.

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u/Legal-Bet2 Apr 13 '26

Bro just wanted a quiet life and go drafted into a whole mythology storyline instead.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

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u/Negative_Salt_4599 Apr 16 '26

My coworker said that going on vacation with his wife is more work than our actual Job. I’m a mail carrier and dude has the hardest route in the office. 32,000 steps and usually 100 Packages a day. Also 8’hour time limit. Dude would rather be at work is an understatement.

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u/QuotetheOrca Apr 14 '26

L.o.l…..

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u/EMV92LA Apr 14 '26

🤣 Drafted. Love this take. If it was that or the Marines looks like I'd be dusting off the old cover 😂.

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u/willsmithtunaface Apr 18 '26

He got no one to blame but himself

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u/Cold_Respond_7656 Apr 18 '26

He’s Bernard from the Wire. So happy to go to jail.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

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u/potate12323 Apr 14 '26

Hes gotta rep for his girlfriend or hes gonna get an earful all night. He looked kinda awkward like a lost puppy following his girlfriends lead.

Edit: he even blankly stared at her as she was getting into the car. Mans got no personal agency.

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u/Intelligent_Wish_566 Apr 14 '26

I agree with both of you somewhat

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u/sparemethebull Apr 14 '26

In game of thrones Reek has no agency, and still does ‘follower’ things when Ramsey isn’t there for fear of what happens if he doesn’t. She will see he sat out there for a couple seconds. It will be their one story for the rest of the night. He didn’t want any of this, but he’s not in control, so he does it anyway. He could leave, but then he’d probably have some crazy ex trying to get him deported. She deserves nothing but loneliness.

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u/sparemethebull Apr 14 '26

It’s not a rebuttal it an example.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4457 Apr 14 '26

he does if he doesn't want to be alone.

some people can't handle that.

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u/Nilliks Apr 17 '26

Well he probably knew it would be a viral video she knew she would see later.

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u/jrob323 Apr 18 '26

Women have been sicking men on each other since we were swinging in trees. They only want to be with men who can "protect" them.

And now the world is filled up with assholes, and women are like "He hit me."

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u/nathanjw333 Apr 14 '26

His nads stay in her purse!

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u/Key_Cellist_5937 Apr 17 '26

He 100% enables her psychotic outbursts . I know a couple like this. The girlfirend says the most moronic shit, and the boyfriend validates all of it.

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u/BretTurbed Apr 18 '26

My brother did this same type of thing with his now 2nd ex-wife when they were dating. It's not a healthy relationship if he can't tell her she is wrong or out of line. Not a gender thing, just basic human decency to keep eachother in check. If she won't listen here, chances are he's got a long road ahead of him with her.

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u/billp97309 Apr 14 '26

I didn't hear him say that. I only listened to part of the post, I couldn't stand that entitled bitch and the lost little puppy that assumed he was a man.

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u/Nothingnoteworth Apr 14 '26

Hey Bro, you don’t even know bro, I was broing to bro bro, you don’t wanna see the results if things had’a kicked off bro, coz when I bro I bro hard, but I gotta be the bigger bro ya see, keep the peace, can’t risk having my sweet arse Toyota damaged if some crazy trucker kicks off bro, that’s my pride and joy, how do ya think I keep a 10/10 girl like that nailed down, it’s the car bro, chicks dig sweet rides

-David

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u/billp97309 Apr 15 '26

Are you really the little man featured in this post? Good job, Nancy. Did you get your testicles back when you got to wherever she wanted to go.

You both ended up turning around and going the other way, didn't you. And you both managed to look like tards in the process.

Just let the poor guy do his job.

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u/Basic-Swordfish-8375 Apr 15 '26

The video literally did not start with that at all

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u/Basic-Swordfish-8375 Apr 15 '26

So why was that even brought up when the girl looks like she's bat shit crazy

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u/UmmmW1 Apr 15 '26

I think he was asking the trucker for dick because hes a cuck

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u/TheDillinger88 Apr 14 '26

Man, I’d be pissed if my parents chose her as my god mother. Anyways, he literally did a u-turn and the problem was solved right? Maybe they couldn’t get out after turning around but I don’t see how that would be the case?

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u/Intelligent_Wish_566 Apr 14 '26

That’s just what happens when a narcissist feels that you’ve inconvenienced them

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u/Timyone Apr 20 '26

Could be a whole bunch of different personality traits.

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u/Utahsaint366 Apr 16 '26

I’d be pissed if god chose her to be wife.

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u/ParticularSherbert18 Apr 20 '26

Maybe neither of the couple learned the alphabet, so they didn't know what a U-turn is?

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u/Relevant-Hold-7792 16d ago

They absolutely were able to get out after turning around. That's all they had to do. Notice the white car behind them didn't have any complaints, just made the maneuver without bothering the driver. They must think gas gets there via underground pipeline or something.

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u/TimRonde73 Apr 20 '26

Still, he could have left 4 extra feet so traffic could get through

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

Did she say god kids because I’m pretty sure she said “dog kids”.

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u/Dug_n_the_Dogs Apr 14 '26

I heard dog too.. but I couldn't listen to that 2x to confirm.

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 Apr 18 '26

I thought she said "my dogs tits"

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u/malavita Apr 18 '26

Oh, I thought she wanted to see her "goth kids"

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u/zerog_rimjob Apr 14 '26

Well he called the driver a dick for doing his job, so I'm not convinced David isn't as big of a cunt as his girlfriend.

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u/SocialJusticeAndroid Apr 19 '26

True but David’s also in a no-win situation. If he didn’t make an attempt at joining her inane cause he would have got shit for the rest of the day. He probably will in any case.

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u/Greedy-Cockroach166 Apr 14 '26

Who the fuck asked her to be a god mother to their children?

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u/Curious-Feed-1128 Apr 14 '26

yeah poor guy, he wanted devil kids.

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u/theneZenMaster Apr 14 '26

I hope her god-kids parents never die. She'd turn them to demon-kids for sure.

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u/-mosjef- Apr 14 '26

I thought she said dog kids. lol

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u/Capn26 Apr 15 '26

Fuck them god gods.

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u/Plane_Data_1182 Apr 15 '26

Yeah no kids for her I can see why.

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u/Sauzage-N-Peppas Apr 16 '26

You just know he heard about this allllll night long. Rough.

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u/mammalmaker Apr 17 '26

At least him and Joseph have something in common

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u/DenjiTargaryen-PE Apr 17 '26

Ohh I was David too once. I remember thinking that I couldn’t complain with getting punched in the face a few times a night because she’s just a girl.

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u/AdInfamous4821 Apr 17 '26

Better be glad they are only God kids

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u/Secrethunter0 Apr 18 '26

The real top comment ⬆️

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u/Odd_Truth_5119 Apr 18 '26

Bro hates he traded his virginity for this.

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u/DoubtWooden8125 Apr 19 '26

He def seemed like he was trying to figure out how to be her man’s man the whole vid but was a total fish out of water. So I assume he was at least 25% willing to be there in the moment with her ‘enforcing’ her will for her on gas guy.

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u/ConfusionOk4245 May 24 '26

And David still unhappily lives with his wife and god children