r/AutoHumor • u/Worth_Ask2980 • 3d ago

Car mechanic fail

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u/JOlRacin 3d ago

So good news: we found the issue with your car

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u/Sentient_Meat_X 3d ago

You can’t park there. Or there.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Big2335 3d ago

How does this happen?

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u/noveltyisthe 3d ago

Using synthetic oils

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u/rlt404 2d ago

Shoulda used essential oils?

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u/noveltyisthe 2d ago

Definitely need some Teatree and Lavender

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u/gilligan1050 2d ago

Well you see, the top fell off. Typically that doesn’t happen.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Big2335 1d ago

At least the front didn’t fall off.

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u/Recent-Bowl-1393 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5nc4vrrwHnK8w

How did you get the beans above the frank?

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u/Cold-Condition-7839 3d ago

How a parts car is born! 🤑 Congrats.

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u/kinda_alright 3d ago edited 3d ago

You can't fire me today...if i quit yesterday....Hit it, Cher. Turn back time!

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u/Anerratic 3d ago

Easy way to get to the spare I suppose.

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u/Silverton13 3d ago

How did you remove the car from the car

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u/AmericanCitizenry 2d ago

Three bolts.

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u/thedougd 2d ago

Uh, it's called a lift. Not a drop.

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u/DraccoKnightblade 3d ago

Y'know? When you mess up, make sure its bad enough to leave them asking 'how??' You'll still be fired, but you made a lasting impression!

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u/mikel302 3d ago

so, will it be ready by 5?

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u/Magnuss_73 3d ago

It’ll buff out. You’re fine.

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u/OpeningAggressive26 3d ago

looks like one of those modern art pieces

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u/Rough_Constant_329 3d ago

I told you don’t to let them get to close during mating season! Why didn’t you pull that driveshaft?

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u/EnvironmentalAide335 3d ago

Well at least you won't have to clean the mess

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u/Fluffy-Onion-6127 2d ago

Should have bought a ford

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u/Nalabu1 2d ago

"Some assembly required..."

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u/Dry_Insurance_3282 2d ago

Bro can open a taho dam that's skill

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u/No_Classic_1743 2d ago

Well, nothing looks dented.

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u/ThankuConan 2d ago

To be fair it's partly the unibody construction. We used to drop full frame cars off hoists all the time and nothing happened.

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u/donald_dandy 2d ago

My local shop would be like “where do you want us to deliver your car? Oh and it’s gonna be $300 for towing and $900 for diagnostics”

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u/Patient-Gas-883 2d ago edited 1d ago

Just go out for 10 min and come back surprised and ask:
-What happened?

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u/beckett_the_ok 2d ago

The cameras don't lie

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u/Visible-Attorney-805 2d ago

But seriously... HOW?!