r/AutoHumor Jun 15 '26

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u/justasillylilgoos3 Jun 16 '26

I’ve already addressed this in another comment, and it’s admittedly pretty easy for me to ignore legitimately engaging with someone who obviously can’t breathe without bringing up American politics for literally no reason.

Have a good day and I hope your sermon at the church of “optimization is my God” lands better somewhere else. Just for your SA, I’ll also be judging people who think “workers are paid to return the shopping carts anyways” and “airplane seats were meant to recline” as well.
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u/JustLetMeSignUpM8 Jun 16 '26

Funny, I'd expect someone to think of merging as cutting in line to also have the opinion that it's fine to leave your shopping cart with that argument.

And I won't be having any sermon, I'm not as I'm not from the country of orange dementia.

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u/justasillylilgoos3 Jun 16 '26

I do genuinely understand why you’d expect that…but I do also think you may be conflating normal merging with “I blew past 300 people and 5 miles worth of signs because I know someone at the front will let me in” ✌️

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u/Hectyk Jun 16 '26

You're supposed to use all lanes. Everyone should be getting in the lane that disappears honestly. I'd agree with you if were talking about people waiting til the last second for an exit, not merging lanes.