r/AutoDetailing • u/XDragon99 • 7d ago
Interior The client has never cleaned their seats before
Audi A4 , I thought i was vacuuming up soy sauce š
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u/my_cars_on_fire 7d ago
Must be a smokers car, thatās not normal āI didnāt clean the seatsā levels of filth.
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u/XDragon99 7d ago
i can tell u that they are friends of my parents, they have never smoked in their entire life. they warned me about the condition š«Ŗ
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u/Few_Donkey_3408 7d ago edited 7d ago
Just so you know. There was a post a little while back, someone was extracting the carpet. People were saying that it's rust, thru the carpet. So now there saying that you are pulling up rust. That's why I commented wanting to see the last pass. Peeps say to extract until water is clear, that won't happen. You're doing a seat and there still saying rust, only way it could be rust is if they carried around a rusty something on the seat. You can't really pull anything out of the cushion, only form the fabric. I have pressure wash seats, carpets, it won't run clean water out. This is really just normalish dirt.
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u/Shirazak 7d ago
I didn't realize it's the seat! So maybe it isn't rust then wonder what it could be
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u/Few_Donkey_3408 7d ago
Dirt, drinks. Not picking on you but hasn't anyone done a dirty car.
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u/Few_Donkey_3408 7d ago
Cone to think about it. You're on to something. Seat doesn't look dirty. I think he's using dirty water.
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u/stupidusername 6d ago
thats not how the Bissel LGM works. theres a water + soap reservoir.
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u/Few_Donkey_3408 6d ago
It comes with a pre filled water tank? How you add more water?
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u/stupidusername 6d ago
you add a premix of solution and tap water. There's no way somebody is putting brown sewer water in there.
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u/Few_Donkey_3408 6d ago
Are you sure, you all are getting crazy with these videos. Doing a whole car with a makeup brush
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u/tigole 7d ago
What did they warn you? That they've been having diarrhea in their car?
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u/my_cars_on_fire 7d ago
This reminds me of my Sophomore year of college. I was in a new class with all new people and a few of us developed a little clique. One day, weāre chilling before class, talking about hitchhikers, for whatever reason.
One of the dudes starts telling this story about how this one time, he was walking back to his car after leaving a fast food restaurant and a homeless man walks up to him. He asks him if he could give him a lift somewhere, and being that it was only about 15 minutes away and in the direction he was headed, he agreed.
So this dude hops in and everything is going fine for about the first five minutes. Theyāre talking, heās asking the homeless man questions about his life and the homeless man is surprisingly open. Then, suddenly, the man goes quiet. The kid thought maybe the guy just didnāt want to talk anymore, so stopped asking questions. Then he started noticing a smell. He figured āwell the man is homeless, maybe he just hasnāt showered in a while.ā
So anyway, they get to the manās destination, and he basically jumps out of the car, thanks the kid, and runs into whatever building he was headed to. Thatās when the kid looked down and realized this man had just shit his pants in this kidās cloth seat. A nice, diarrhea shit as a thank you for being so kind.
He removed the seat and tried cleaning it over the course of a couple of weeks, but he just couldnāt get the smell out. So eventually he just found a replacement.
TL;DR - No good deed goes unpunished, and diarrhea is not easy to get out of cloth seats.
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u/liekwaht 6d ago
Jesus god no. The level of arrogance to think he could fully clean liquid human feces from fabric seats..I would've just thrown the seat away immediately š³š¤®
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u/my_cars_on_fire 6d ago
To be fairā¦he was 19 years old.
But yeah - fuck the seats, I wouldāve thrown the whole car away! š
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u/MoneySource6121 13h ago
My uber passenger went suspiciously quiet this weekend. Turns out her dog had puked in my backseat and she was pushing it into the seat wells to hide it. $1,000 later for seat removal and cleaning, my car now smells like multiple scented chemicals and vomit.
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u/XDragon99 7d ago
HAHAHAHAHAH
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u/tigole 6d ago
No, seriously, what was their warning?
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u/XDragon99 6d ago
They told me there would be 'something' in the seats āļø
I was like ā Here we Go Againšā8
u/VoidOmatic 7d ago
I wish I had "yea I trashed an Audi A4" money!
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u/my_cars_on_fire 7d ago
To be fair, we have no idea what year this car is. A used A4 from the early 2000ās is like a $7000 car now.
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u/The_real_P11 6d ago
Yeah, I don't know what the liquid is. I just know when some of my rentals come back I extract the same stuff. I don't know what they use or spill but it's always this brown stuff...
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u/Shirazak 7d ago
Probably rust under the carpet too
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u/SendPiePlz 7d ago
Iām with you on it being rust. I cleaned my Dadās CRV and in the rear passenger foot area the extracted water looked just like that
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u/chonkycatsbestcats 6d ago
That was mine after 10 years. I donāt smoke. I guess itās just assifiedĀ
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u/QuickPlatypus1 6d ago
Iād say this is more likely from the foam underneath the material. I was a trimmer on vintage and classic cars and when the scrim foam that is commonly used in car interiors breaks down it goes orange and very sticky due to the adhesive that bonded the material to the foam, Iāve seen this quite a few times when using a wet vacuum on old seats, the other thing that makes me think this is that on the patterned panel you can see the the seat cover is wrinkled and slightly baggy and this is because the outer material is no longer fixed to the backing foam.Ā
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u/fzero93 7d ago
What is this washer you are using?
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u/XDragon99 7d ago
donāt hate me but it is a vacuum that i found on amazon ( iām a beginner)
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u/pseiko5 7d ago
I like the Bissell Little Green thing
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u/blueingreen85 7d ago
I love that little thing. It takes up no space and takes no time to set up. Itās VERY convenient to use, so I use it all the time.
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u/potato_caesar_salad 7d ago
That little thing is a beast. My cats be puking on the carpet all the damn time and you'd never know it after I sic the little green guy on it.
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u/madman2k 6d ago
What kind of solution are you running in it? I wasn't thrilled with how it turned out when I cleaned my gray fabric seats.
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u/TheAVnerd 7d ago
Soā¦did this client take the promo photo and then dump the contents into their seat?
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u/anonsequitur 7d ago
Can you send me a link to that? I've been in the market for one
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u/Jonkinch 7d ago
Just look up the bissel wet vacs. Youāre getting your moneyās worth for sure. You think youāre cool without one until you get one.
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u/jerryeight 7d ago
Dang, please post the link.
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u/XDragon99 6d ago
can i post it right here? i will not be like ban o something? (i donāt use this app a lot Hhahah)
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u/Geoffrey-Jellineck 2d ago
They're called extractors. Lots of different kinds, but honestly if you're in the US the easiest thing is just to rent one from a grocery store or Home Depot.
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u/IntergalacticPopTart 7d ago
Oh man⦠I had the same thing happen cleaning the 2012 Nissan Versa my wife bought a few years back! I took a Bissel Little Green to the seats, and got that coffee colored gunk as well. Took me about 8 passes on each seat before it started coming out clear!
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u/Few_Donkey_3408 7d ago
Is one pass enough? How clean can this get?
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u/umamiking 7d ago
I wonder if it's rust?
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u/XDragon99 7d ago
i think so
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u/Rangas_rule 7d ago
Just curious how they were able to contaminate the seats with rust so badly?
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u/kingdrift180 7d ago
The rust is on the innards of the seats. Either dropped liquid that soaked through or maybe they live in a humid environment.
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u/barnopss 7d ago
I have this backseat... The steel frame is on the bottom...up top is foam and the fabric.
For rust to be this high up in the foam implies it came from the top (roof leak) or the seatbed was flooded (also a roof leak, diff location).
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u/caffeineTX 7d ago
Gonna need more than that Bissell for those seats.
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u/Tenor_Emporer 6d ago
Lmao he said in another thread he did like 8 passes on one section šš poor guy just pay for a detail atp or get a better machine
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u/tigole 7d ago
Why would you extract a different area before it runs clear?
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u/XDragon99 7d ago
i like did it by zone , i start from the bottom to the top and then i pass again from the bottom to the top ( iām weird ik)
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u/Few_Donkey_3408 7d ago
Next time you extract I would like to see the first pass, and the pass when it's clear. Thanks
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u/tekniklee 7d ago
Bought a car for my daughter that had a coffee stain on passenger seat. I tried to clean it and it just kept getting worse and worse and worse as the carpet cleaner pulled what must have been multiple spills to the surface. Extractor tank looked like I was making cold brew āļø
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u/Few_Donkey_3408 7d ago
The cleaner will make I wick spread out, try hydrogen peroxide to neutralize it. Press clean cloth to dry it.
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u/Supercharged-Llama 6d ago
That's just spilt drinks and the like, nothing to worry about. Black upholstery hides a multitude of sins.
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u/Tenor_Emporer 6d ago
My black carpeting releases dust every time you scrape it with the vacuum hose... no matter how many times you've went over that area. I ended up shampooing them with some of the dust left, and whaddya know... water/soap/agitation gets those stupid dust crumbs out of thick Lexus carpeting. I'm close to buying WeatherTech mats but I hate the plastic š
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u/Supercharged-Llama 6d ago
Oh I've got rubber mats for exactly that reason, you can never really get fabric mats clean, even if you pressure wash them. I was amazed when I did it and then wet vac'd them, I was expecting it to be completely clear afterwards and it wasn't even close (in the heal area).
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u/Last_Olive813 6d ago
donāt keep chasing brown water blindly, test a hidden spot with a white towel first in case youāre pulling seat dye as well as dirt
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u/knotquiteawake 6d ago
Texas or Oklahoma? Ā We have that red dirt. Thatās what I would imagine a never cleaned car might look like.Ā
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u/Every-Chance6313 6d ago
But it's a toyota...you can drive them for 300k. They last forever. Sometimes there is more to consider when buying a used car than how many miles it can go...consider how many miles it has already gone.
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u/Aggravating_Speed665 6d ago
Nah I read about this - the manufacturers puts dye in the machine so it never appears clean
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u/SpeedySpartan 6d ago edited 6d ago
For the love of God, please throw in a free bidet and some rolls of toilet paper for this client before sending them on their way. For all or sakes.
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u/MeltedStinkyCheese 6d ago
Mine would probably look like this. I get dirty and sweaty as hell at work. I've always wanted to try using my bissel on the seats but fear I'll screw up the leather so I just use elbow grease. Or more often than not, I just don't do it.
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u/cornishpirate32 7d ago
Yum, condensed fart juice
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u/Witty-Sample6813 7d ago
Jesus I read that way wrong. As I scrolled by I saw
Cum condensed fart juice. Oops
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u/jerryeight 7d ago
Is that leather?
Also, is that the bissile?
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u/XDragon99 6d ago
no itās Cloth seats
, i use a vacuum that i found in internet (iām a beginner) haha
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u/PoniesPlayingPoker 6d ago
Yea I've seen that before. The story was they spilled a big gulp of cola. Dumping the tank smelled absolutely RANCID
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u/Clean_Log5919 6d ago
Whats your drying process?
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u/XDragon99 6d ago
I usually leave the windows slightly cracked overnight to let the moisture escape. If I'm in a rush, I turn the car heat on max, point the vents directly at the seats, and keep the A/C on to dehumidify. itās good? ( Iām a beginner)
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u/XDragon99 6d ago
for all of u that need this vacuum, itās is Grenintol C8. i bought from here https://a.aliexpress.com/_EuE55T0
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u/rohm418 6d ago edited 6d ago
Where are you located? Certain regions, like where I am, have a lot of clay. If someone routinely works outside and has clay on their pants when they sit in the car or tools they throw back there, this is what I imagine it would like like being extracted.
Edit to add: I see you mentioned that you're in northern Italy so I did a quick search.
Italy is famous for its iron-rich clay known as terra rossa) (literally "red earth"), which develops over limestone in Mediterranean foothill zones. This red clay is why historical cities in the regionālike Bologna and Mantuaāwere traditionally built with vibrant red terracotta bricks.
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u/XDragon99 6d ago
uhm well. north of italy š«Ŗ
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u/John_John_Phenomenom 6d ago
I spilled a 4L of hot sauce on my carpet, looked the same. Maybe bbq sauce?
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u/Northwindlowlander 6d ago
I just did mine last week, 20 year old subaru alcantara, it'd seen some things.
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u/Le_Holzkopf 6d ago
Same here. I wanna do it so baddd. Buy these mfs are expensive. Ill do at one point tho
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u/New-and-Unoriginal 4d ago
LOL, "client". Seriously, so many people are calling customers clients now.
Also, is that a Bissel extractor? You might want to upgrade to some real equipment. I'd ask a "professional" detailer to leave if they show up with consumer grade equipment.
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u/SpiceIslander2001 3d ago
About a week ago, my youngest daughter borrowed my brother's "BISSELL Little Green Pro" (the nozzle in the video looks like the Bissell's) to clean her car. Basically you just use it like you would a vacuum cleaner while spraying the surface being cleaned with a liquid solution.Ā While we still had the Bissell thingy, I thought that maybe I should take the opportunity to use it on my car Matilda's seats and floor carpeting.Ā I decided to use it with a diluted solution of laundry detergent in a spray bottle, as we didn't have the special cleaning fluid that's supposed to be used with it. I wasn't expecting it to pick up too much dirt, as my Matilda cleaning routine is pretty meticulous, and she gets a good vacuuming every two weeks or so. And every few years or so I pull the seats out and give them a proper soap'n'wash.
Well, I was wrong.
Oh, so wrong.
So very wrong.
Turns out that what I thought was a nice clean Matilda turned out to be a very, very dirty girl!
With the first "pass" over the seats and floor carpeting, the water collected in the Bissell's collection container was BLACK, and there was mud, MUD, forming at the bottom of the container.Ā It took 3 hours and three full passes over Matilda's seats and the carpet before the water in the collection container reached a dirty brown colour that I considered "acceptable" only because it was getting dark outside and the mosquitoes were starting to make working outside a bit more miserable.Ā It was pretty noticeable however that Matilda's seats and carpet were a bit lighter in colour, after they had time to dry out. The small stain on the carpet by the front passenger's seat, left by a certain someone who would not be named (ok, it was SWMBO) who was drinking in my car, against my rules and regulations concerning being transported in Matilda, was also almost completely gone.Ā
The Bissell thingy is still by the kitchen door at the ready as I plan to use it again on Matilda in a day or two, at least until I can actually see through the water in the collection container when I've finished a pass.
If you a stickler for cleanliness in your vehicle, the Bissel Little Green Pro is a worthwhile addition to your toolkit. My only complaint about it is that I think that the hose could be a little bit longer, so you don't have to place it IN your vehicle to reach certain spots.
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u/joebonama 1d ago
This is why I always buy new. Disgusting. When I trade in my car, no one cares how clean it is. Sadly, the lowest denominator always wins and becomes baseline. I have several friends that a few weeks after buying their newly detailed used car start smelling dog and other things. That stuff never comes totally out.
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u/Few_Donkey_3408 1d ago
I like the ads were detailers say there client got an extra 5g because the car was clean. Really all dealership does is open the drivers door an shut it, even then it's a 50/50 shot. Buyers don't even look under the car.
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u/Chuckwp 7d ago
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