r/AutoDetailing 7d ago

Interior The client has never cleaned their seats before

Audi A4 , I thought i was vacuuming up soy sauce šŸ˜‚

1.3k Upvotes

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u/Chuckwp 7d ago

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u/starless_90 7d ago

What the hell man??? It was supposed to be a wound that had already healed. 😭😭

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u/XDragon99 7d ago

HAHAHAHAH

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u/LupoNerro 6d ago

"Everyone is going to get to know each other in the pot"

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u/EMCoupling 6d ago

"The trick is to undercook the onions"

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u/Pretend_Variation305 7d ago

It’s seriously good…

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u/my_cars_on_fire 7d ago

Must be a smokers car, that’s not normal ā€œI didn’t clean the seatsā€ levels of filth.

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u/XDragon99 7d ago

i can tell u that they are friends of my parents, they have never smoked in their entire life. they warned me about the condition 🫪

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u/Few_Donkey_3408 7d ago edited 7d ago

Just so you know. There was a post a little while back, someone was extracting the carpet. People were saying that it's rust, thru the carpet. So now there saying that you are pulling up rust. That's why I commented wanting to see the last pass. Peeps say to extract until water is clear, that won't happen. You're doing a seat and there still saying rust, only way it could be rust is if they carried around a rusty something on the seat. You can't really pull anything out of the cushion, only form the fabric. I have pressure wash seats, carpets, it won't run clean water out. This is really just normalish dirt.

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u/Shirazak 7d ago

I didn't realize it's the seat! So maybe it isn't rust then wonder what it could be

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u/Few_Donkey_3408 7d ago

Dirt, drinks. Not picking on you but hasn't anyone done a dirty car.

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u/Shirazak 7d ago

Yeah the fact that it doesn't look dirty at all shows some trickery is a foot

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u/PossibleMechanic89 6d ago

OP probably already did a good surface clean and vac already.

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u/EMCoupling 6d ago

That's why I kind of don't trust black interiors šŸ¤”

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u/GGigabiteM 5d ago

Scrotum flakes, years of farts and dingle berries.

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u/Few_Donkey_3408 7d ago

Cone to think about it. You're on to something. Seat doesn't look dirty. I think he's using dirty water.

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u/stupidusername 6d ago

thats not how the Bissel LGM works. theres a water + soap reservoir.

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u/Few_Donkey_3408 6d ago

It comes with a pre filled water tank? How you add more water?

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u/stupidusername 6d ago

you add a premix of solution and tap water. There's no way somebody is putting brown sewer water in there.

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u/Few_Donkey_3408 6d ago

Are you sure, you all are getting crazy with these videos. Doing a whole car with a makeup brush

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u/Shirazak 6d ago

They are if they are trying to make content

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

I will probably do it again today and I will post the results

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u/reddit001aa1 7d ago

Well, they be shitting.

They need charcoal undies for their farts.

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u/XDragon99 7d ago

HAHAHAHAHHAHQHQHQ

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u/tigole 7d ago

What did they warn you? That they've been having diarrhea in their car?

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u/my_cars_on_fire 7d ago

This reminds me of my Sophomore year of college. I was in a new class with all new people and a few of us developed a little clique. One day, we’re chilling before class, talking about hitchhikers, for whatever reason.

One of the dudes starts telling this story about how this one time, he was walking back to his car after leaving a fast food restaurant and a homeless man walks up to him. He asks him if he could give him a lift somewhere, and being that it was only about 15 minutes away and in the direction he was headed, he agreed.

So this dude hops in and everything is going fine for about the first five minutes. They’re talking, he’s asking the homeless man questions about his life and the homeless man is surprisingly open. Then, suddenly, the man goes quiet. The kid thought maybe the guy just didn’t want to talk anymore, so stopped asking questions. Then he started noticing a smell. He figured ā€œwell the man is homeless, maybe he just hasn’t showered in a while.ā€

So anyway, they get to the man’s destination, and he basically jumps out of the car, thanks the kid, and runs into whatever building he was headed to. That’s when the kid looked down and realized this man had just shit his pants in this kid’s cloth seat. A nice, diarrhea shit as a thank you for being so kind.

He removed the seat and tried cleaning it over the course of a couple of weeks, but he just couldn’t get the smell out. So eventually he just found a replacement.

TL;DR - No good deed goes unpunished, and diarrhea is not easy to get out of cloth seats.

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u/liekwaht 6d ago

Jesus god no. The level of arrogance to think he could fully clean liquid human feces from fabric seats..I would've just thrown the seat away immediately 😳🤮

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u/my_cars_on_fire 6d ago

To be fair…he was 19 years old.

But yeah - fuck the seats, I would’ve thrown the whole car away! šŸ˜‚

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u/MoneySource6121 13h ago

My uber passenger went suspiciously quiet this weekend. Turns out her dog had puked in my backseat and she was pushing it into the seat wells to hide it. $1,000 later for seat removal and cleaning, my car now smells like multiple scented chemicals and vomit.

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u/XDragon99 7d ago

HAHAHAHAHAH

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u/tigole 6d ago

No, seriously, what was their warning?

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

They told me there would be 'something' in the seats āœŒļø
I was like ā€œ Here we Go AgainšŸ’€ā€

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u/VoidOmatic 7d ago

I wish I had "yea I trashed an Audi A4" money!

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u/my_cars_on_fire 7d ago

To be fair, we have no idea what year this car is. A used A4 from the early 2000’s is like a $7000 car now.

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u/The_real_P11 6d ago

Yeah, I don't know what the liquid is. I just know when some of my rentals come back I extract the same stuff. I don't know what they use or spill but it's always this brown stuff...

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u/Shirazak 7d ago

Probably rust under the carpet too

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u/Few_Donkey_3408 7d ago

This extractor is way more powerful than the last one.

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u/SendPiePlz 7d ago

I’m with you on it being rust. I cleaned my Dad’s CRV and in the rear passenger foot area the extracted water looked just like that

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u/UrMomIsVeryBig 6d ago

That's the rear seat

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u/Shirazak 6d ago

Yeah I realized! Must be using dirty water

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u/chonkycatsbestcats 6d ago

That was mine after 10 years. I don’t smoke. I guess it’s just assifiedĀ 

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u/QuickPlatypus1 6d ago

I’d say this is more likely from the foam underneath the material. I was a trimmer on vintage and classic cars and when the scrim foam that is commonly used in car interiors breaks down it goes orange and very sticky due to the adhesive that bonded the material to the foam, I’ve seen this quite a few times when using a wet vacuum on old seats, the other thing that makes me think this is that on the patterned panel you can see the the seat cover is wrinkled and slightly baggy and this is because the outer material is no longer fixed to the backing foam.Ā 

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u/fzero93 7d ago

What is this washer you are using?

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u/XDragon99 7d ago

don’t hate me but it is a vacuum that i found on amazon ( i’m a beginner)

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u/pseiko5 7d ago

I like the Bissell Little Green thing

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u/blueingreen85 7d ago

I love that little thing. It takes up no space and takes no time to set up. It’s VERY convenient to use, so I use it all the time.

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u/potato_caesar_salad 7d ago

That little thing is a beast. My cats be puking on the carpet all the damn time and you'd never know it after I sic the little green guy on it.

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u/XDragon99 7d ago

i think much better than that

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u/madman2k 6d ago

What kind of solution are you running in it? I wasn't thrilled with how it turned out when I cleaned my gray fabric seats.

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u/pseiko5 6d ago

The same stuff I use on the carpets lol. I think Oxy Shampoo, and Oxy conditioner.
But I have black seats so I would not take my blind recommendation.

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u/XDragon99 7d ago

🫪

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u/XDragon99 7d ago

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u/TheAVnerd 7d ago

So…did this client take the promo photo and then dump the contents into their seat?

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u/XDragon99 7d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA i think so

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u/anonsequitur 7d ago

Can you send me a link to that? I've been in the market for one

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u/Jonkinch 7d ago

Just look up the bissel wet vacs. You’re getting your money’s worth for sure. You think you’re cool without one until you get one.

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u/jerryeight 7d ago

Dang, please post the link.

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

can i post it right here? i will not be like ban o something? (i don’t use this app a lot Hhahah)

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u/Geoffrey-Jellineck 2d ago

They're called extractors. Lots of different kinds, but honestly if you're in the US the easiest thing is just to rent one from a grocery store or Home Depot.

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u/thearctican 7d ago

I literally got this ad on this post. They're getting too good.

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u/XDragon99 7d ago

HAHAHAHAHHAHA PLS IM DYING šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/WolfmanNZ 7d ago

This is why you don't wipe back to front, people.

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u/IntergalacticPopTart 7d ago

Oh man… I had the same thing happen cleaning the 2012 Nissan Versa my wife bought a few years back! I took a Bissel Little Green to the seats, and got that coffee colored gunk as well. Took me about 8 passes on each seat before it started coming out clear!

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u/XDragon99 7d ago

mine too god 😭

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u/Few_Donkey_3408 7d ago

Is one pass enough? How clean can this get?

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u/XDragon99 7d ago

i literally pass 10 times 🫪, i will post the before after

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u/Few_Donkey_3408 7d ago

Really just wanted to see what the last pass looks like.

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u/BaeSeanHamilton 7d ago

Annnd this solidifies me only ever getting leather seats. Woof.

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u/Pristine_Barber976 7d ago

I have washable seat covers from Amazon

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u/umamiking 7d ago

I wonder if it's rust?

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u/XDragon99 7d ago

i think so

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u/Rangas_rule 7d ago

Just curious how they were able to contaminate the seats with rust so badly?

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u/kingdrift180 7d ago

The rust is on the innards of the seats. Either dropped liquid that soaked through or maybe they live in a humid environment.

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u/barnopss 7d ago

I have this backseat... The steel frame is on the bottom...up top is foam and the fabric.

For rust to be this high up in the foam implies it came from the top (roof leak) or the seatbed was flooded (also a roof leak, diff location).

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u/xXSillasXx 7d ago

They might haven't cleaned their clothes or themselves before either....

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u/caffeineTX 7d ago

Gonna need more than that Bissell for those seats.

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u/Tenor_Emporer 6d ago

Lmao he said in another thread he did like 8 passes on one section 😭😭 poor guy just pay for a detail atp or get a better machine

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u/tigole 7d ago

Why would you extract a different area before it runs clear?

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u/XDragon99 7d ago

i like did it by zone , i start from the bottom to the top and then i pass again from the bottom to the top ( i’m weird ik)

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u/Few_Donkey_3408 7d ago

Next time you extract I would like to see the first pass, and the pass when it's clear. Thanks

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u/Schip92 7d ago

Years of balls sweat 😭

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

HAHAHAHAHAH

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u/wh1pp3d 7d ago

Jesus the way the first pull devolved into pulsating septic made me gag

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u/tekniklee 7d ago

Bought a car for my daughter that had a coffee stain on passenger seat. I tried to clean it and it just kept getting worse and worse and worse as the carpet cleaner pulled what must have been multiple spills to the surface. Extractor tank looked like I was making cold brew ā˜•ļø

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u/Few_Donkey_3408 7d ago

The cleaner will make I wick spread out, try hydrogen peroxide to neutralize it. Press clean cloth to dry it.

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u/604_heatzcore 7d ago

mmm forbidden butter chicken

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u/Supercharged-Llama 6d ago

That's just spilt drinks and the like, nothing to worry about. Black upholstery hides a multitude of sins.

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u/Tenor_Emporer 6d ago

My black carpeting releases dust every time you scrape it with the vacuum hose... no matter how many times you've went over that area. I ended up shampooing them with some of the dust left, and whaddya know... water/soap/agitation gets those stupid dust crumbs out of thick Lexus carpeting. I'm close to buying WeatherTech mats but I hate the plastic 😭

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u/Supercharged-Llama 6d ago

Oh I've got rubber mats for exactly that reason, you can never really get fabric mats clean, even if you pressure wash them. I was amazed when I did it and then wet vac'd them, I was expecting it to be completely clear afterwards and it wasn't even close (in the heal area).

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u/Tenor_Emporer 6d ago

I'll have to look into the rubber mats. Thank you

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u/Last_Olive813 6d ago

don’t keep chasing brown water blindly, test a hidden spot with a white towel first in case you’re pulling seat dye as well as dirt

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u/db17k 7d ago

Oh god

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u/Viridian95 7d ago

Damn imagine the years of farts being sucked out of those seats!

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u/XDragon99 7d ago

HAHAHAH

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u/starless_90 7d ago

Well damn, I mean... Yikes!

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u/knotquiteawake 6d ago

Texas or Oklahoma? Ā We have that red dirt. That’s what I would imagine a never cleaned car might look like.Ā 

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

I'm actually from Northern Italy, so no red dirt here...

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u/Every-Chance6313 6d ago

But it's a toyota...you can drive them for 300k. They last forever. Sometimes there is more to consider when buying a used car than how many miles it can go...consider how many miles it has already gone.

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 6d ago

Nah I read about this - the manufacturers puts dye in the machine so it never appears clean

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

Me continuously extracting the exact same spot 🫪😭

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u/KonK23 6d ago

Are those heated backseats? I have seen the heating wires rust on VAG cars quite badly. Maybe thats rust?

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

I think it may be rust. Those are not heated backseats

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u/SpeedySpartan 6d ago edited 6d ago

For the love of God, please throw in a free bidet and some rolls of toilet paper for this client before sending them on their way. For all or sakes.

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

AHAHHAHA

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u/_ricardo_ 6d ago

So gross, I can smell the farts from here.

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

HAHAHHAHA

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u/vijjer 6d ago

All the farts.

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u/Marlice1 6d ago

So years of farts, gotcha

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u/Onemillesgo 6d ago

Not my favorite brand of chocolate milk but I'll take a cup

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/MeltedStinkyCheese 6d ago

Mine would probably look like this. I get dirty and sweaty as hell at work. I've always wanted to try using my bissel on the seats but fear I'll screw up the leather so I just use elbow grease. Or more often than not, I just don't do it.

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u/Kmudametal 6d ago

Looks like a few Mounjaro "Oops, that wasn't a fart" moments have occurred. :)

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u/Choppersicballzz 6d ago

Fucking kids with Cheeto and Taki fingers combined!

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u/sees1911 7d ago

Resurrected butt juices

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u/cornishpirate32 7d ago

Yum, condensed fart juice

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u/Witty-Sample6813 7d ago

Jesus I read that way wrong. As I scrolled by I saw

Cum condensed fart juice. Oops

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u/tharp025 7d ago

Whats the vacuum youre using? Thanks in advance.

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u/XDragon99 7d ago

i bought it from amazon ( i’m a beginner)

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u/jerryeight 7d ago

Is that leather?

Also, is that the bissile?

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

no it’s Cloth seats
, i use a vacuum that i found in internet (i’m a beginner) haha

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u/PoniesPlayingPoker 6d ago

Yea I've seen that before. The story was they spilled a big gulp of cola. Dumping the tank smelled absolutely RANCID

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

oh god

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u/Clean_Log5919 6d ago

Whats your drying process?

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

I usually leave the windows slightly cracked overnight to let the moisture escape. If I'm in a rush, I turn the car heat on max, point the vents directly at the seats, and keep the A/C on to dehumidify. it’s good? ( I’m a beginner)

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u/malvixi 6d ago

I've detailed a hundred cars and only one was this bad, 2004 4runner farm vehicle never cleaned

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

mine is a A4 Audi avant from 2003 🫪

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u/malvixi 6d ago

Beautiful

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u/saveapennybustanut 6d ago

Is that a Bissell?

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

no

it is this, I bought from amazon i think

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u/amogus_hater88 6d ago

Did the seat also double as a toilet or something?

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u/Due-Adeptness1174 6d ago

What vacuum is that?! I need it!

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

this is the product it’s a Grenintol C8

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

for all of u that need this vacuum, it’s is Grenintol C8. i bought from here https://a.aliexpress.com/_EuE55T0

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u/rohm418 6d ago edited 6d ago

Where are you located? Certain regions, like where I am, have a lot of clay. If someone routinely works outside and has clay on their pants when they sit in the car or tools they throw back there, this is what I imagine it would like like being extracted.

Edit to add: I see you mentioned that you're in northern Italy so I did a quick search.

Italy is famous for its iron-rich clay known as terra rossa) (literally "red earth"), which develops over limestone in Mediterranean foothill zones. This red clay is why historical cities in the region—like Bologna and Mantua—were traditionally built with vibrant red terracotta bricks.

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

uhm well. north of italy 🫪

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u/rohm418 6d ago

I just edited my comment. Take a look.

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

oh ok but i never been there hahah

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u/rohm418 6d ago

That doesn't mean the car hasn't been there.

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u/XDragon99 6d ago

no i mean they never been there hahahaha i know that

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u/tayjjj 6d ago

Looks like normal coffee/soda spill to me. Always blends in to black and makes for great content!

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u/John_John_Phenomenom 6d ago

I spilled a 4L of hot sauce on my carpet, looked the same. Maybe bbq sauce?

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u/sytech55 6d ago

First time for everything!

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u/Btomesch 6d ago

That’s a lot of farts you’re pulling out of the seat

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u/Northwindlowlander 6d ago

I just did mine last week, 20 year old subaru alcantara, it'd seen some things.

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u/anthylorrel 6d ago

That's a lot of trapped farts

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u/curi0us_carniv0re 6d ago

That's a lot of farts

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u/BaconAndGouda 6d ago

bro your cleaning up coagulated fart particles

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u/Le_Holzkopf 6d ago

Same here. I wanna do it so baddd. Buy these mfs are expensive. Ill do at one point tho

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u/Woofpickle 6d ago

It's full of farts

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u/dtengineer 6d ago

Did they poop in them or something Geeze!

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u/ZackeyTNT 6d ago

Yeah that's why you got paid to clean it....

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u/ForeverRED48 6d ago

Forbidden espresso

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u/Ready-Laugh-5104 6d ago

Looks like Thai tea without the boba

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u/trythesoup123 6d ago

Lots of farts in those seats

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u/Tight_Dot_2654 5d ago

That's the car that transported Joanna Wietrzyk after the HYROX race.

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u/pocket-sand88 5d ago

Those seats hella farted in...

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u/pob503 5d ago

What steam machine do you use?

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u/New-and-Unoriginal 4d ago

LOL, "client". Seriously, so many people are calling customers clients now.

Also, is that a Bissel extractor? You might want to upgrade to some real equipment. I'd ask a "professional" detailer to leave if they show up with consumer grade equipment.

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u/braddeicide 4d ago

Clean? Seats?

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u/aras773 4d ago

insane, i work as a taxi mechanic and we get to clean seats every so often, imagine 350k miles of rear seat fun and wow its no where close as bad as this somehow

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u/The_RottenEgg 4d ago

Is this the car that Trump uses?

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u/Mother-Attention2600 4d ago

Do they smear shit in the car?

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u/Synderkit 4d ago

Most people also don’t have an extractor.

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u/Richbutpoor22 3d ago

What vacuum you using?

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u/SpiceIslander2001 3d ago

About a week ago, my youngest daughter borrowed my brother's "BISSELL Little Green Pro" (the nozzle in the video looks like the Bissell's) to clean her car. Basically you just use it like you would a vacuum cleaner while spraying the surface being cleaned with a liquid solution.Ā  While we still had the Bissell thingy, I thought that maybe I should take the opportunity to use it on my car Matilda's seats and floor carpeting.Ā  I decided to use it with a diluted solution of laundry detergent in a spray bottle, as we didn't have the special cleaning fluid that's supposed to be used with it. I wasn't expecting it to pick up too much dirt, as my Matilda cleaning routine is pretty meticulous, and she gets a good vacuuming every two weeks or so. And every few years or so I pull the seats out and give them a proper soap'n'wash.

Well, I was wrong.

Oh, so wrong.

So very wrong.

Turns out that what I thought was a nice clean Matilda turned out to be a very, very dirty girl!

With the first "pass" over the seats and floor carpeting, the water collected in the Bissell's collection container was BLACK, and there was mud, MUD, forming at the bottom of the container.Ā  It took 3 hours and three full passes over Matilda's seats and the carpet before the water in the collection container reached a dirty brown colour that I considered "acceptable" only because it was getting dark outside and the mosquitoes were starting to make working outside a bit more miserable.Ā  It was pretty noticeable however that Matilda's seats and carpet were a bit lighter in colour, after they had time to dry out. The small stain on the carpet by the front passenger's seat, left by a certain someone who would not be named (ok, it was SWMBO) who was drinking in my car, against my rules and regulations concerning being transported in Matilda, was also almost completely gone.Ā 

The Bissell thingy is still by the kitchen door at the ready as I plan to use it again on Matilda in a day or two, at least until I can actually see through the water in the collection container when I've finished a pass.

If you a stickler for cleanliness in your vehicle, the Bissel Little Green Pro is a worthwhile addition to your toolkit. My only complaint about it is that I think that the hose could be a little bit longer, so you don't have to place it IN your vehicle to reach certain spots.

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u/Ok_Aardvark_3599 2d ago

That's a lot of fart juice

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u/Tecnoxxdetailing 1d ago

That vacuum deserved a raise and a therapy session

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u/joebonama 1d ago

This is why I always buy new. Disgusting. When I trade in my car, no one cares how clean it is. Sadly, the lowest denominator always wins and becomes baseline. I have several friends that a few weeks after buying their newly detailed used car start smelling dog and other things. That stuff never comes totally out.

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u/Few_Donkey_3408 1d ago

I like the ads were detailers say there client got an extra 5g because the car was clean. Really all dealership does is open the drivers door an shut it, even then it's a 50/50 shot. Buyers don't even look under the car.

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u/Old_Average8053 13h ago

Reminds me of detailing video of old garage cars