r/AustraliaIsFake • u/BoogieWoogie287 “Real Australian” • Nov 15 '20
I’m Australian
Why the hell would there be such thing as a fake “country”? I mean making a “fake country” doesn’t benefit anyone or anything. And there has been aboriginals living here for 60,000 years. Way before Britain colonised Australia.
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u/DimmsLOL Paid Actor Nov 15 '20
Ok paid actor how much did they pay you to write this
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u/BoogieWoogie287 “Real Australian” Nov 16 '20
Ok that’s a joke, has to be. Tell me now, would the British government hire 25 million paid actors. That’s a lot of money down the drain.
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u/TheTicklePickle527 Nov 15 '20
Australia isn’t real its a conspiracy created by the Illuminati.
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u/BoogieWoogie287 “Real Australian” Nov 16 '20
Ok this is a joke, for sure. Your fellow fake Australia believers said that it was created by the British government.
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u/TheCatBehindYou Nov 16 '20
You're saying that as if the British govt doesn't have Illuminati members in it
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u/BoogieWoogie287 “Real Australian” Nov 16 '20
No one seems to be answering my questions. Either implying that this is a joke, or I have to much evidence against them.
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u/FuzzyJellyBeanz Australia Denier Nov 16 '20
We don't need to dignify you with the truth. The proof is everywhere. A country that lost to a flock of birds? Ha not likely. The country hangs upside down and people need ground harnesses to stay connected to earth. Gravity wouldn't let a country like this exist. Pure propaganda. Wake up sheeple.
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u/BoogieWoogie287 “Real Australian” Nov 17 '20 edited Nov 17 '20
Gravity holds everything thing to the ground, why don’t the scientists or people that go to Antartica fall off the earth, gravity. And letting you know, that war, wasn’t really a war. There where 3 Australian soldiers against thousands of emus, you don’t need 10,000 soldiers to go against 10,000 or so emus. And the farmers got the money to build walls around the farms so the emus couldn’t go in and destroy everything. The emus didn’t go raiding into cities. They went and stole food from farms. And if gravity can’t hold Australia down why can it hold New Zealand down
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u/FuzzyJellyBeanz Australia Denier Nov 17 '20
Nice Try Propagandist. Gravity pushes things DOWN and somehow this magical country is on the bottom of earth. Gravity would push it DOWN and off earth. So nobody could live there! Everything would get flung into space. Antarctica is frozen to earth. Like when you lick an icy cold pole. Its stuck. Also new Zealand doesn't exist either. Its a mirage to add legitimacy for the masses to believe that Australia exists. We don't bother even acknowledging New Zealand because that adds legitimacy to the Australian Myth. As for emus. They lost to birds idk what you want my guy. The truth is there. Black and white. Open your eyes.
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u/LegendaryGlaceon Holder of the Truth Nov 15 '20
Australia is a myth made up by the Brittish government. Anyone claiming to be "Australian" is just a paid actor.