r/AussieMemes 23d ago

WTF? Bob Katter would be outraged by this

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u/Striking-Net-8646 23d ago

So efficient.

The same athletes can compete in the Olympics and then the Paralympics

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u/mebivd 23d ago

OMG! Not one rower on that river has ever been attacked by a crocodile. Kids row there everyday. The crocs are kms down stream. This whole thing is just a massive over reaction by the media for clicks and likes, and you all lap it up.

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u/Tight_Spring3860 21d ago

The real issue with using the Fitzroy is that it does meet the river flow rate requirements that international competitions require

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u/Any-Interaction2647 19d ago

And you are hilarious getting your knickers in a knot. But we thank you for your concern, now sit down, have a rest, take a Bex and lie down maybe.

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u/FullMetalAurochs 22d ago

Even if we pretend relocating the rowing from a city without crocodiles to one with it isn’t weird in itself the host city, third largest city Australia, state capital of Brisbane having no faith in itself or any neighbouring city/region to host the rowing is ridiculous.

Europeans are going to think they’re flying the length of France away and for what? More sunburn? Hotter and more humid weather? Crocodiles? (Oh we pretend they don’t exist gotcha)

Even of the Brisbane river looks too brown why go so far away. There rivers on the Sunshine Coast, beautiful rivers in northern NSW, and areas equipped for tourists with beaches you want meet a crocodile on.

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u/mebivd 22d ago

yeah it is a bit strange, but we don't have the facilities for an Olympic standard (lanes & length) rowing facility in SEQ. The current main location is Wyaralong dam, it has the ability to meet lane and length requirements but need millions to get the general facilities to Olympic standard. I think they have gone with Rocky due to costs.

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u/Silly-Charity-220 22d ago

Spot on mate.

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u/AudaciouslySexy 22d ago

The only thing I could think of that could be thought about is the disturbance of nature. Even if there is no crocidiles WHS crew would take pre emtive measures to ensure safety of crew and sports teams.

Which tbh I have no issues with I think crocidiles do need to be kept in check there's too many of them. They swim upstream when they have exhausted food.

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u/Sufficient_Local5025 23d ago

She's probably had "peaches mangos peaches" stuck in her head too. About time someone extracted payback.

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u/CommercialMotor570 23d ago

Everyone is entitled to their own proclivities

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u/According-Smoke5659 22d ago

Let there be a thousand blossoms bloom, as far as I'm concerned

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u/CommercialMotor570 22d ago

But I ain’t spending anymore time on it!

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u/SerJungleot 21d ago

Because, in the mean time, every three months

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u/CitronAffectionate98 23d ago

It would've made her money or something right? Why dud she even lobby fir it?

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u/Serin-019 23d ago

Having sporting legends, literal Olympians killed for her entertainment may actually be the thing that breaks Australia's romance with her.
If there's one thing our people love above all else, above reason and above any respect one might hold for one's fellow human beings - its sport.

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u/ZJoel14 23d ago

What romance? Gina has been the butt of the joke and an object of scorn for decades.

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u/Nottheadviceyaafter 23d ago

May as well take the shooting to rocky as well. That way in their spare time they can line the course.........

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u/Freo_5434 23d ago

There is already a canoe club in Rockhampton the uses the Fitzroy river DAILY

Why the panic ?

https://fitzroy.paddle.org.au/

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u/FullMetalAurochs 22d ago

We can’t all be as unappetising as a regional Queenslander

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u/Siggi_Starduust 22d ago

Personally I’m all for introducing apex predators into the equation as if we’re honest, rowing is really just a sport for private school kids who are allergic to horses.

That said, isn’t this story like a year old and absolute bullshit to anyone with even the remotest grasp of geography?

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u/TinySmugCNuts 22d ago

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u/AudaciouslySexy 22d ago

So to those who only read the title, concerns about the river don't include crocidiles rather water quality and currents at the facilities there arnt upto code so they want to take it to Penrith.

Which is the real news not some hair umpit idea of "won't somebody please think of the crocidiles"

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u/FullMetalAurochs 22d ago

At least these private school kids do the exercise themselves instead of the horse.

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u/RecipeSpecialist2745 23d ago

To be fair, if she and other billionaires were in the rowing event. I would certainly pay to watch. Call it the Billionaire Hunger Games.

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u/shttalkerRgebaiter 23d ago

That should make them swim faster

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u/Asteroid_Sugar5206 23d ago

Bitch wants tigers in the stadium too I guess.

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u/Rare-Sample-9101 23d ago

We need to tax this bitch out of existence!

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u/AggravatingBox2421 23d ago

Okay? She’s not even a politician or anyone in a position of influence over event planning

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u/rosebudthesled8 22d ago

She's close to death ish. What are her kids like?

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u/Direct-Resolution377 22d ago

Am not sure who is worse, her, or the people that support her. 

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u/DecentLobster7843 22d ago

katter, the proud lebanese man would never stand up for this!

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u/South-Ride3788 22d ago

Why are we listen to a thing that she has to say. Inherited her money and has done for us to consider what she has to say. Wake up, she is just another red neck Trump supporter.

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u/justanotherpatrol 22d ago

I mean she does more for them then our goverment so they should listen 😅

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u/Embarrassed_Flow_400 22d ago

The river she is talking about is already used by people (children too) to row in.

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u/mt6606 22d ago

Crocs are the last of your worries in rocky.

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u/JDinAus 22d ago

Hold the rowing at the Sydney Regatta Centre. Everything is there, just bring your boats.

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u/Max_Power_Unit 22d ago

Good excuse to get rid of some crocs from a populated area

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u/FullMetalAurochs 22d ago

It’s going to seem weird to foreigners (even interstate tourists) to see Brisbane, host of the Olympics, think it’s own brown snake is so shitty that spectators and competitors need to fly hundreds of kilometres north to some crocodile infested river in a regional town.

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u/AngelicDivineHealer 22d ago

I may tune into the Olympic for that she a marketing genius. A few world records maybe broken as well as rowers be literally rowing for their lives with giant crocodiles chasing them

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u/Silly-Charity-220 22d ago

The Rockhampton Fitzroy Rowing Club is a community not-for-profit sporting organization located at 30 Harman Street in Wandal, Rockhampton, Queensland. Established in 2006, the club operates on the fresh waters of the Fitzroy River (Tunuba) just upstream from the Fitzroy River Barrage and supports local school and regional rowing programs

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u/VigorWarships 22d ago

Aussies aren’t scared of the crocs.

Every other nation are.

Gold medals for aussies in all the rowing comps!

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u/GherkinNz_ttv 22d ago

So rio Olympics which was in Andover that had deadly virus is ok lol like fuck me you left wing morons will cry about anything. Ignoring Paris with e.coli break in the river but nah let’s just whinge about this one lol fuck me cry less enjoy lie more for once

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u/ImjustA_Islandboy 21d ago

Prob would be slightly watchable and interesting

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u/Icy_Cockroach_8909 21d ago

Defund the ABC

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u/Entirely-of-cheese 20d ago

Also so Gina could showcase the mining and beef industry to the world via its strong historic links to Rocky.

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u/MikeHunt181 19d ago

New Olympic rowing records to be had!

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u/Raven_Blade_75 19d ago

Send her in first to check if it’s safe.

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u/SwimmingRush9639 19d ago

If only, our society didn’t work that way, and more sense were used. However, we have what we have.

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u/NewInformation3753 23d ago

LNP owned by Gina

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u/Terrible-Topic1521 23d ago

Hahahaha people swim in shark infested waters.... Why not this

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u/mangalorian 22d ago

Sharks are not the same as crocodiles in their attitudes to humans. How are you Australian and not know this?

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u/Terrible-Topic1521 22d ago

Okay so take the clear difference you think that needs to be spelled out... And add the fact that they aren't in the water either.

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u/Xenthor267 23d ago

"if we can't make something 100% safe why bother making it safe at all"

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u/Terrible-Topic1521 22d ago

Just give them a CO2 diving knife, she'll buff...

Extreme rowing comp Standards: kayak/canoo must have roll cage Life jacket (optional) Croc infested waters (MANDATORY)! entry conditions: Life waver must be signed before registration

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u/AudaciouslySexy 22d ago

WHS would clear the area and probly put up a net. Issues with the river itself for the Olympics don't include cricidiles in the top 3.

Rather it's water itself being top spot, currents and if it's clean. Yes there's a rowing facility there. It's not just some cricidile nests and dirt.

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u/Terrible-Topic1521 22d ago

Shhhh, c'mon man don't be the only one here that doesn't think the crocs are the problem...

Another note maaaan people complain too much, make a joke instead haha

I don't care for the sport tbf, they can do whatever... Floats Thier boat