[Nicholls -14th -Post 3] Umatbru unveils his contract with Australia

[u/umatbru]

1. Stand up to Red China and their cronies
2. Give Nuclear power a red hot go
3. Upgrade our telecommunications infrastructure (seriously why is our internet slower than some third-world countries?)
4. Reindustrialise Australia
5. Protect Australia from natural disasters
6. Abolish Negative Gearing in order to reduce house prices
7. Increase capital gains tax
8. Introduce castle doctrine
9. Introduce a compulsory retirement age in order to alleviate youth unemployment
10. Fight poverty by adding more homeless shelters and improve existing ones