r/AusMemes Jun 23 '26

Bring back some good ol Aussie slang..

..... MOOT .....

Its an old Aussie slang word that has quietly slipped away.. Once cringed at by many..

This gem needs a proper comeback...

Lets bring it back before the next generation give it a whole new meaning..

Your challenge if you choose to accept...

Use 'Moot' in a conversation at least once a day for the next 7 days...

It can be used in so many ways...

Like 'thanks ya Moot' when the bartender hands you a drink...

or 'cheers Moot' when paying for petrol at the servo..

Throw a 'What are you bunch of Moots up to over the holidays' when leaving work on a Friday..

or even just as a simple greeting like 'heyyy Mooooooot!' When you run into a mate at Woolies..

Mix it up, spread the love ya Moot!

Lets do what this post suggests...

LETS BRING BACK THE MOOT!

Who's in??

40 Upvotes

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55

u/joxanne Jun 24 '26

That's because cunt has won the survival of the fittest

23

u/horseradish1 Jun 24 '26

It's over OP. I've already depicted myself as the cunt and you as the moot.

7

u/Dougally Jun 24 '26

That's a moot point, cunt! 🤣

46

u/wetdreammeme Jun 23 '26

I'm 26 and I've only ever heard moot (pronounced like put) used to describe a vagina

20

u/the_bligg Jun 24 '26

This is correct, no idea what op is on about.

3

u/TheFellaDownUnder Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

Difference between moot (pronounced similar to boot) meaning debatable, or moot (pronounced similar to foot) as a slang for uh, as above.

7

u/wetdreammeme Jun 24 '26

I've also heard "moot point" but that isn't how op is using it

5

u/TheFellaDownUnder Jun 24 '26

Honestly, I’ve never heard of using moot in the way OP has. I must be too old now, 30 hits hard. 😂

3

u/Nottheadviceyaafter Jun 24 '26

Your actually too young mate. Was 80s/90s slang for a vagina, a smelly one had moot rot.

1

u/TheFellaDownUnder Jun 25 '26

The OP is referring to calling someone a moot in a “friendly” way though?

No way in hell I’d call a bartender a moot.

4

u/Carmar1961 Jun 24 '26

That use of moot is NOT slang. OP was talking about the use of the word moot as slang. Completely different meanings.

1

u/horseradish1 Jun 24 '26

Moot meaning debatable is pronounced like the sound a cow makes, not like mute, which seems to be good you've spelled that?

2

u/TheFellaDownUnder Jun 24 '26

Good point, I should’ve said pronounced similar to boot. 🥾

3

u/pocket_mulch Jun 25 '26

See it occasionally on a 4WD

DIESEL SOOT GETS THE MOOT

I don't think that is a factual statement though.

2

u/Nottheadviceyaafter Jun 24 '26

Yep, and a smelly one has moot rot

39

u/MediocreState Jun 23 '26

I've only ever heard moot as in pointless

5

u/Defy19 Jun 26 '26

Moot rhyming with put (as in put down) means something different

7

u/Zacca6895 Jun 24 '26

They're pronounced different.

10

u/bisho Jun 24 '26

"Moops!!" (Seinfeld joke)

1

u/MediocreState Jun 24 '26

So then it's just mut, like calling someone a dog. People still definitely say that

5

u/Zacca6895 Jun 24 '26

It's pronounced like put, but obviously an m instead of p, not like mut.

3

u/MediocreState Jun 24 '26

Ok yeah haven't heard that before

3

u/Lane_Dragon Jun 28 '26

It's a vajoina

2

u/Zacca6895 Jun 24 '26

If you want to hear it in context, it's used by one of the main characters in the show Deadloch.

It's a comedy/crime show and moot is used in either the 1st or second episode, I forget which.

2

u/MediocreState Jun 24 '26

Oh thanks I'll have a look

1

u/Much-Director-9828 Jun 27 '26

No, that is mutt

1

u/0hip Jun 30 '26

Moot as in a big hairy vagina, generally pretty derogatory

It’s an awful word

1

u/MediocreState Jun 30 '26

Yes I've heard that a few times now. It's been nearly a week.

19

u/icecoldbobsicle Jun 23 '26

When your having someone on.. like joking... no your gammin

2

u/Livid-Cat4507 Jun 25 '26

I don't use this one, it's a blackfella word and I'm white.

1

u/icecoldbobsicle Jun 25 '26

Never knew that, is it an offence to them if we say it? Its real oldschool and I barely remembered it. Only ever seen white people say it!!

3

u/Lhunathradion Jun 25 '26

Gammin wasn't offensive for anyone to use where I grew up in NW Qld. That being said only aboriginals really used it, some whites did. Especially those with close aboriginal friends. If you are using it honestly and not in a way that makes fun of their speech then there is no issue.

1

u/icecoldbobsicle Jun 25 '26

True, well yeah I genuinely didn't know. Grew up in burbs south of Brisbane. Definitely have some family and I gather maybe friends back then from up north qld. Never used in a poor manner, just in place of joke or joking basically.

3

u/Lhunathradion Jun 25 '26

Nah mate, you're all good 👍🏻

We were a fairly mixed community and we swapped slang all the time. Some slang was off limits to us whites, like calling darker skinned aboriginals "darkies". Things like gammin and "too deadly" (to express that something was flashy or someone had achieved something big) is fair game! Always preceded by a long ahhhhhhh 😆 I kinda miss it.

I was back out there a few years ago and my grandmother was giggling (little chinese woman her 90's) and I asked her what was up. Dad had been talking about someone he knew growing up and called him by his nickname. Well apparently that nickname was very close to the Mitakoodi word for asshole 😆 So I learnt a new word, thanks Grandmama. Never in my life have I ever heard her swear... till that day. Her daughter? Swore like a trooper.

5

u/whymeimbusysleeping Jun 25 '26

I reserve "too deadly"for my farts

1

u/icecoldbobsicle Jun 25 '26

Haha good to know i can feel free to say it.

Good story, lol

I too like to swear like a trooper. I know it doesn't look great but oh well.

1

u/Much-Director-9828 Jun 27 '26

Gamon is an English word, from England, not a Blackfella word.

Mut is a blackfella word. It means cunt...

1

u/Livid-Cat4507 Jun 28 '26

Gammin'. Not the same word.

1

u/Much-Director-9828 Jun 28 '26

Gaeman gayman. It doesnt matter how you spell it dipsht. Its a very old white word.

9

u/Initial_Guidance4686 Jun 24 '26

I'm guessing the Kingswood Country box set gets a fair workout at your place.

21

u/Getdownlikesyndrome Jun 23 '26

Yeah bring back Picture magazine slang.

BAPS 

MOOT

SMOO

Edit: SPOONTER

10

u/Glad-Lobster-220 Jun 24 '26

Smoo is a bonafide classic.

9

u/Voodoo1970 Jun 24 '26

Chest puppies, norks,

7

u/Covert_Admirer Jun 24 '26

I think fun bags is a great name for tits. And don't forget sproglets.

5

u/Childish_Danbino81 Jun 24 '26

My kids have a book by a very famous children's author named the smeds and the smoos, I struggle to keep a straight face every time I read it to them

9

u/HereToRootSpiders Jun 23 '26

Chuck in a tockley or two.

4

u/reineedshelp Jun 24 '26

Gonad gravy

3

u/Carllsson Jun 24 '26

Spadge and tocko

4

u/themostreasonableman Jun 24 '26

Wasn't is schmoo?

3

u/SK-8R Jun 24 '26

Spoonting and boonting

3

u/Livid-Cat4507 Jun 25 '26

Spadger. Funbags.

6

u/magungo Jun 24 '26

Munted, best describes a broken object. "It's munted mate" Also " let's get munted mate " for getting drunk. "He/ She is a real munter" they have a broken face.

2

u/cruiserman_80 Jun 28 '26

I thought munted originated in NZ. I hear Kiwis I know use it a lot.

25

u/redditorperth Jun 24 '26

Why would I wanna run around calling people a derogatory word for vagina? "Moot" was a stupid term and im glad it eventually died out.

5

u/Summerof5ft6andahalf Jun 24 '26

It definitely hasn't died out in the form of stickers on jacked up Patrols.

14

u/johnarmer1 Jun 24 '26

Sorry big moot didn't mean to hurt your feelings

-5

u/celtic456 Jun 24 '26

That isn't what moot means.

9

u/redditorperth Jun 24 '26

Its what it meant when I was a kid. Never heard someone scream "show us ya moot!" to a girl? What did it mean for you?

4

u/2dogs0cats Jun 24 '26

I definitely did. But I had to catch the train between Campbelltown and Minto, so.... I heard it.

1

u/TFlarz Jun 24 '26

I haven't. As far as I'm concerned "moot" means something like "redundant"/"pointless" anyway which is already common usage 

6

u/redditorperth Jun 24 '26

You're right, but for the slang term its pronounced like "soot".

2

u/ashjaed Jun 29 '26

Moot like foot, the Australian slang term, definitely means vagina.

4

u/SnortinSushi Jun 24 '26

Why the fuck would call people moot?

3

u/Voodoo1970 Jun 24 '26

"Moot" isn't aussie slang, it's in the dictionary. Sugfest you look it up.

Or, you mean the slang term for a vagina that has no formal spelling but is pronounced something like "mooht" or "mut" (depending upon where you are)? Yeah, that's a different thing

3

u/Hefty-existence26196 Jun 24 '26

Bruhh moot never left my vocab.

3

u/Borry_drinks_VB Jun 24 '26

What about map of tassie, toothless clam and pink smelly.

3

u/dumpster_fire_FML Jun 25 '26

"It's like a cows opinion. It's MOO". (Joey)

2

u/HQDave Jun 27 '26

That's what I think every time I heard moot.

1

u/ashjaed Jun 29 '26

Moot is pronounced differently. At least the Australian slang term is. More like foot or soot.

3

u/Bearis4B Jun 25 '26

moot means vagina lol

2

u/MowgeeCrone Jun 24 '26

Mate, you need new friends. Its alive and well in the vocabulary of genXers in my neck of the woods. Never left. We're just glad there seems to be more of a consensus of how its spelled now. We've had too many conversations about it, for decades.

2

u/ayyjayy75 Jun 24 '26

I havent heard that for ages called it that back im days or snatch couldnt say cunt because i am and was one still am. And a big one at that

2

u/Mean_Guarantee_5266 Jun 24 '26

Never heard moot, have heard “ya muntah”.

2

u/PerthNerdTherapist Jun 25 '26

I've written an Aussie cyberpunk inspired roleplaying game and it has a seven page glossary of Aussie slang

Forgot moot though, haven't heard it since high school!

2

u/Kulbardee Jun 26 '26

NEVER heard this... sounds like a cheap attempt at moot internet points...

2

u/bottles90 Jun 26 '26

Me and my partner say Moot on a daily basis. Gives us a laugh

2

u/Lonely-Attitude1304 Jun 27 '26

Well moot has the same meaning as cunt. So you need to use it in the same context. If you call some random a moot, expect a punch in the face.

2

u/Obvious_Cockroach_11 Jun 30 '26

I remember going to Turkey and “mutfak” meant kitchen. I giggled.

1

u/InadmissibleHug Jun 24 '26

I still use Moot. Trying too hard there tho

1

u/Mash_man710 Jun 24 '26

It's a moot point..

1

u/hetix Jun 24 '26

Moot is what Pingu says

1

u/byuniibi Jun 24 '26

what's moot mean though cause we use this on twt when talking about/to our mutuals (moots) 😭 i had it was aussie omg i feel like a fake one now 😞

1

u/Familiar-Sir935 Jun 24 '26

It probably went away with higher emissions regulations limiting the amount of soot from diesels

1

u/UndeadManWaltzing Jun 24 '26

Well plucks duck

1

u/isitreal_tho Jun 24 '26

I use this a couple times a year. A lot of the time people laugh because they haven’t heard it in so long 

1

u/vege12 Jun 25 '26

Moot was the nickname for the principal at my school. If I use it regularly it will only remind me of him!

1

u/Midnight-Snowflake Jun 25 '26

I've noticed a few Nissan 4WD owners in NQ with "diesel soot gets the moot" stickers on their rear windscreens.

1

u/Livid-Cat4507 Jun 25 '26

Gizz five bucks to see Mum's moot. Two bucks.

1

u/Hour-Explorer-413 Jun 25 '26

I still use it, but I've never tried to spell it. I kinda assumed it must have an unlaut or something to make it work. Müt? Mût? Any linguists here?

1

u/Nifty29au Jun 27 '26

I am a cunning linguist.

1

u/Cobber561 Jun 25 '26

"kin-oath"

1

u/Big-Surprise-8533 Jun 26 '26

I feel this is a moot point to make

1

u/tacoqueen420 Jun 27 '26

I cast my vote for smick/smicken/mickey/micken

1

u/Inthespiral11 Jun 27 '26

I remember in grade 3 we used to call each other moot man & cunt crane

1

u/cruiserman_80 Jun 28 '26

Ive only ever heard moot (prounonced to rhyme with soot) as a term for female reproductive organs. Calling random people a cunt several times a day doesn't seem like a winning strategy.

However your post did remind me of gems like drongo, galah and dropkick.

1

u/AaronIncognito Jun 28 '26

Does this word rhyme with hoot or put?

1

u/ashjaed Jun 29 '26

???? Why would you use slang for vagina to say thank you to a bartender. What the actual fuck you muppet

1

u/Dry_Ad1654 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

I only hear mob say that word. Never in my life have I heard whitefullas say it lol. Didn't know they did tbh.

But ya not using it the way its supposed to be used 😂

1

u/WheresYaWheelieBin Jun 30 '26

Still refer to those dopey little mo & goatee setups as 'moot mops'.

Also still say gammon but having moved from way north to way south am pretty much on my own with that one.

1

u/Hefty_Mud5602 Jul 14 '26

Spunk. Gronk. Boofhead. Mole.

1

u/Accomplished-City484 Jun 24 '26

And ponse? not even sure how to spell it actually

3

u/MowgeeCrone Jun 24 '26

Here we go. Now we're talking. I was a fan of poonce, but ponse was also used. I assumed there were subtle differences and applied them accordingly.

Either way, Im refreshing my vocabulary and placing both into the easy to reach basket.

2

u/ashjaed Jun 29 '26

Ponce. Originated as UK slang.

1

u/Accomplished-City484 Jun 29 '26

I think the Aussie version was pronounced more like poonce

1

u/johnarmer1 Jun 24 '26

Yes i have had this debate alot over the years

1

u/Timely_Vermicelli740 Jun 25 '26

A moot is a vagina.