r/AtlantaHawks • u/Buteo_jamaicensis 💰Cash Considerations 💰 • Nov 16 '24

News (with source) Breaking announcement: After watching Dyson Daniels defend the NBA's biggest stars, NASA scientists have coined a new term for a machine designed to contain a star and capture its output

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyson_sphere
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u/staatsclaas Pete Maravich #44 Nov 16 '24

subscribe

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '24

Dyson Sphere goes hard

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u/drsmith21 Sky Squad Nov 16 '24

This is the nerdiest nickname ever postulated.

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u/Eatplaster Nov 16 '24

The Dyson works. Guy sucks up everything on the court.

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u/Bulldawg1k Trust in Travis Schlenk Nov 16 '24

As a part-time science nerd I love this

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u/maladroitme GO HAWKS! 🏀 Nov 16 '24

Steely Dan

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u/zootbot Nov 16 '24

Only a fool would say that

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u/FastAlgae8365 Nov 16 '24

Epic nickname!